Things that i really hate..... list here.

xor · Post by **xor** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:21 pm

FC wrote:
Shonky wrote:I hate those sketch shows based on punchlines where the same jokes are repeated endlessly for the same characters (yeah, Enfield, Whitehouse, Walliams, Lucas, Tate, pretty much every other fucking sketch show in the last 20 years - I'm looking at you), and then repeat that through six episodes and multiple series, so that the witless can have something to quote to make themselves think they're being entertaining (wrong). The only people who have done well with that were Vic and Bob and they seem sadly absent from the telly now.

And those horrible shows about people with incredibly rare health disorders (twins joined at the arse, boy with a shoe for his head, etc) so that people with no emotional stimulation in their lives can sit there going aww, poor thing and then talk endlessly about it at work, like it's there fucking problem. Actually people that constantly need to nose into other people's problems and take them as their own are fucking stnuc too (i.e the two ladies at work co-opting the death of a colleagues friend as their own disaster - twats).
haha shonky, your posts make me LAUGH..if we got together for a hating session, there'd be some sort of explosion

add to the list: fucking smug self righteous mother fuckers who are always fucking happy and don't get that i enjoy being a mean tnuc
-hating is the new loving
-sarcasm is the new loving
-cynicism is the new loving
and everyone else can just fuck OFF!

also: slow walking people(ARRGH)...those fucking shoes that look like hooves (Nike RIPS?)...people that wank on about filesharing..txt spk....poor grammar..emoticons (gay)...not being able to find my keys...dogs (what are they for?)..actually all animals...also 98% of females...also people..

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Ha! Just because you're a cynic, doesn't mean they're not out to affirm your life, one way or another ; )

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:32 pm

Internet memes? did someone already adress this?

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:34 pm

Step Correct wrote:Internet memes? did someone already adress this?

Nope. I agree. I fucking hate them. Ninjas and Pirates Rotffl.

two oh one · Post by **two oh one** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:41 pm

People who type UR instead of your and 2 instead of to (or too) and 4 instead of for. It's not cool, or street, or part of the language evolution. You're quite simply an illiterate twat. Learn to fucking read and write you thick tosser, you're not a Victorian street urchin, so you have no sodding excuses.

I also hate the ads on myspace that 'speak to the thicky kids' by using this idiotic way of writing.

misk · Post by **misk** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:28 am

scenesters
trendmonkeys
show-offs
arrogance
"paying your dues"
the internet (i think it killed music, and our society -and im addicted)
anime - sorry its pretty much all shit
people who are too fucking serious

old ladies at the store who make themselves look like they need help with something and you're expected to help thanks to the beauty of societal norms. fuck norms, fuck you, your being a manipulative tnuc. get your own damn liquor from the top shelf, bitch.

along those same lines, women who preach equality, but get offended if you dont open the door for them. fuck your equality you feminist. we're equal, remember. I'll do it cos i want to, not cos i have to.

ANY sitcom.

Lost, and all those other dramas that are good, but deep down, you know they're written to keep you interested, and your never gonna know about the fucking island, or why they're heroes, or fuck all. You're being manipulated.

people who pride themselves on being unique. get a fucking personality.

People who say they're emo but fail to realize that the real emo music movement occured in the late 90s/early2000s and its over now. enjoy sleeping with a head full of MTV corporate bullshit spoonfed to your brain through your ears and eyes.

the fact that you pay good money for something that people would consider a monumental achievement in technology and design (i.e. a cellphone, laptop, mp3 player) just to have it break. im going back to the 50s, when everything was made out of steel and real wood.

ikea, and particle board furniture in general. did you know that a typical piece of particle board is heavier than plywood due to the toxic glue that holds the shitty woodchips together?

people cutting corners.

people catching me cutting corners.

oh, and perk, dont do drugs when your looking for a job, dumbass.

you're supposed to hold out for a few months. everyone knows that.

pangaea · Post by **pangaea** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:06 am

insomnia/nocturnal-ness

essays

noel fielding

jred · Post by **jred** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:39 am

ohh i just thought of one ,fucking party promoters that promise x amount of $s for you to dj and then pay half the amount stnuc

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:58 am

Dubloke wrote:people who say dubstep is just slowed down drum and bass

Same
its much more than that

jred · Post by **jred** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:59 am

and fucking cable- wire snake pits makes me so mad untangling audio power computer cables rrraagghh fucking lose it (never realised i hate so much hrmmm) and yeah the old dubsteps just slow dnb gets me red too

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:58 am

Taxi Drivers. The most irritating drivers on the road.
Hate goes out to dawdlers and BMW drivers as well. Two opposing sides of the bad driving spectrum.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:20 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:Taxi Drivers. The most irritating drivers on the road.
Hate goes out to dawdlers and BMW drivers as well. Two opposing sides of the bad driving spectrum.

yes baron i must agree, everytime i've been nearly knocked off my scooter its been by a BMW driver or a taxi driver, i find the taxi drivers either drive really dangerously or really slowly (probably trying to take longer to reach destination in order to get bigger fee....)

i hate people who walk slow in front of you, people who mess around with your sound system settings so it sounds shit

slim · Post by **slim** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:37 pm

Slothrop wrote: Because noone in the medical profession is on loads of drugs?

Indeed. You should see my flatmate at med school, fuck's sake the guy can't function without a zoot in his hand. That and we've been told a good 30% of us will be being prescribed anti-depression or anti-anxiety drugs at any one time.

Fun times

Things i hate:

Homeopathy (And the fact that loads of people who swear by it don't know there are no active ingredients)

Astrology (Because obviously those giant lumps of rock and gas were only put there to tell you that you quite possibly might have to overcome a barrier in your way today, but once it is removed you will feel much better)

Private doctors and those who aspire to be them, doing NO NHS work at all

People who can't understand that not everyone lives like they do and that poor people are generally not poor because they can't be bothered to get a "good" job. Clearly they didn't want their house that much or it wouldn't have got repossessed right?

People who think racism / sexism / homophobia are acceptable because of "culture", particularly when people defend racist old people by saying "oh it was different back then".

People who only look out for themselves and find the idea of going out of their way a tiny bit to help other people a huge amount laughable unless some incentive is offered.

Starting to sound a bit like Spaceape now

slim · Post by **slim** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:39 pm

And FUCKING SOULJA BOY

misk · Post by **misk** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:09 pm

sorry, whether its psychosomatic or not, astrology works. you just dont know enough about it.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:21 pm

Losing my Fucking WALLET.. i am allowed to go back on the swearing thing for something like that.

wizard · Post by **wizard** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:38 pm

coleslaw

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:08 pm

Watching my team ( Derby ) get beat every week.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:59 pm

the fact that more people hate things, then love...

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:50 am

*Grand* wrote:the fact that more people hate things, then love...

The Pessimistic Crowd Of Today

jred · Post by **jred** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:45 am

yeah people love to hate ......... im confused

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