Greatest Quotes from fundamentalist christian chat rooms

chunkie · Post by **chunkie** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:03 pm

dear brother let us join together in prayer and reverence

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:06 pm

Chunkie wrote:dear brother let us join together in prayer and reverence

We want that collection plate filled in case any little accidents might happen, such as falling on a screwdriver and stabbing yourself in the eyes wid each bounce, you noniscient fucks

chunkie · Post by **chunkie** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:31 pm

Shonky wrote:
We want that collection plate filled in case any little accidents might happen, such as falling on a screwdriver and stabbing yourself in the eyes wid each bounce, you noniscient fucks

and they thought God would save them from accidents in his house

leave the irony at home,
bring your stash to the sermon

chunkie · Post by **chunkie** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:33 pm

John Locke · Post by **John Locke** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:34 am

how u can u b sure the stuff on that site isnt just other heathens like u lot goin on there writing bullshit to wind em up too?

if that makes sense?

some of those quotes r just tooo much.

but i guess some ppl r just too much, too

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:13 am

Battle Gong wrote:how u can u b sure the stuff on that site isnt just other heathens like u lot goin on there writing bullshit to wind em up too?

Now who'd do a thing like that?

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