The only problem I have with dubstep is

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:03 pm

About a year ago I went to Warwick Castle with it, we were having a really good time too- when we went in where the toilets used to be, Dubstep sat on one of the holes and made a big prrrrpping noise with its lips and I was shitting myself with laughter, I swear down... also, when we were stood on one of the ramparts the wind blew a lock of my hair over my eyes and it removed it really tenderly and brushed it behind my ear, that was probably the moment that the love that dare not speak its name, between a human man and an abstract concept denoting generic musical conventions, spoke most loudly in its softness...

But then when we were stood on the highest tower and the guide was telling us about how a ghost apparently goes round at night screaming, Dubstep came up behind me, shoved me towards the edge of the wall and went ''WOOOOOO'' like a ghost and I almost had a heart attack

Fucking wastegenre

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:23 pm

What I love about Dubstep is that bare rave trash that try and gatecrash our scene end up having a good time.

i-line · Post by **i-line** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:40 pm

Corpsey wrote:About a year ago I went to Warwick Castle with it, we were having a really good time too- when we went in where the toilets used to be, Dubstep sat on one of the holes and made a big prrrrpping noise with its lips and I was shitting myself with laughter, I swear down... also, when we were stood on one of the ramparts the wind blew a lock of my hair over my eyes and it removed it really tenderly and brushed it behind my ear, that was probably the moment that the love that dare not speak its name, between a human man and an abstract concept denoting generic musical conventions, spoke most loudly in its softness...

But then when we were stood on the highest tower and the guide was telling us about how a ghost apparently goes round at night screaming, Dubstep came up behind me, shoved me towards the edge of the wall and went ''WOOOOOO'' like a ghost and I almost had a heart attack

Fucking wastegenre

A tale of unspeakable betrayal. I feel for you Corpsey. Perhaps others who also feel cheated by Dubstep might like to share their experiences on this thread. Then after that we could see what the studio audience think about it.

unhygienix · Post by **unhygienix** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:15 pm

Dubstep smiled seductively and passed me a pungent fat cherried spliff.

It was crack. Now I'm hooked and sucking Dubstep's abstract penis for more.

joe muggs · Post by **joe muggs** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:20 pm

Dubstep kicked my dog.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:34 pm

Dubstep made me want milk from the milkman's wife's tits in the morning.

thomas e. griffin · Post by **thomas e. griffin** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:03 pm

Dubstep leaves the toilet seat up.

manray · Post by **manray** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:04 pm

grimmy like when i spooned out your nan for the first time.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:00 pm

dubstep tried to slip a digit up my behind mid-coitus

i was pleasantly surprised, i have to say

typo · Post by **typo** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:38 pm

Dubstep gave me the gift of a poo in a shoe box.

xi · Post by xi » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:00 pm

dubstep straight left before i woke up...

i thought we had something special.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:17 pm

I ate some dubstep when I was in Nepal and the next day I had the shits something chronic, I was sitting in the toilet for hours and hours and my fingers kept sliding through the toilet paper

And why is it whenever Dubstep takes a photo of my family for me at Tower Bridge he cuts off all our heads like a mong?

stenchman · Post by **stenchman** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:17 pm

dubstep milked my cow while i wasnt looking and then used all the cornflakes up. dubstep owes me breakfast

horse · Post by **horse** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:37 pm

dubstep borrows my andrew lloyd webber cds without asking and puts cups down on my ikea nest tables and dont use a coaster.

quidz · Post by **quidz** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:05 pm

dubstep lied about being on the pill

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