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thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:10 am

You must find the way. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single ham.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:01 am

The answer lies within...

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:17 am

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:I know I showed up mad late to all of this ham buisness.. But would someone mind filling me in on the inside joke that involves ham-touching and ham worship??

you clearly don't understand. this is no joke. it's a way of life

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:19 am

but having said that you praise the almighty badger in your avatar so you're alright with me

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:22 am

badger wrote: you clearly don't understand. this is no joke. it's a way of life

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:29 am

Follow the ham, and all your questions will be answered...

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:55 am

ah ahhhh ohhh (fuck me it's hard trying to convey a chant through words)

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:59 am

mmmm bacon

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:22 am

Im doing this for lunch today, what a coincidence! - http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/cereal/

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:51 pm

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:02 pm

he looks so proud. and i can see why. that's a lovely ham

datura · Post by **datura** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:09 pm

bet he couldn't hit a free throw with it though

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:21 pm

why would he want to do such a thing with a ham so lovely as that?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:32 pm

datura wrote:bet he couldn't hit a free throw with it though

it would only go in because its a ham, therefore it is righteous

habitualbeatscamp · Post by **habitualbeatscamp** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:37 am

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:00 am

Bacon vodka! The holy drink..

I admit, I can’t remember the singular event that conspired to the creation of this bacon vodka. It came to life this Christmas and found home in a tasting kit of vodkas I made for friends and family. If you have time, bacon and vodka, you too can have this tasty elixir in your hands.

What to do with it you ask? You can give it away as a gift, use it in a Bloody Mary, Make a Bastardized Cloudy Martini (a real martini doesn’t have vodka) with it and a blue cheese stuffed olive. I haven’t tried this one, but I can recognize the appeal of a Pickle Juice Sport made with bacon vodka (that’s pickle juice mixed with vodka).

It is also wonderful when mixed with date syrup for a sweet bacon cordial. It can also be poured into a spray bottle and used to spritz just a touch of smoky bacon flavor to salads, toasts or stews… wherever you want to add a touch of flavor.

Perhaps a dab behind the ears?

Bacon Vodka
makes up one pint

Fry up three strips of bacon.
Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps. Optional: add crushed black peppercorns.
Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks. That’s right- I didn’t refrigerate it.
At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka.

Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:04 am

lol good find

someones got to try that to see if it works

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:13 am

Of course it works, it has bacon involved.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:17 am

the inclusion of bacon does not necessarily ensure success. if only that were the case

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:20 am

badger wrote:the inclusion of bacon does not necessarily ensure success.

Yes it does.

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