What would you do if you had a £1 million

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 1:06 pm

hmm, some SIV.. but they all went bad... and no that aint an STD.

dubstep_warrior · Post by **dubstep_warrior** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:56 pm

i would go vegas and put it all on RED.....or maybe number 0

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:31 pm

*Grand* wrote:and then if i couldn't

then is nesslei in her underwear on and shoes.. lol....

don't hate me i just got good taste.. ..

dopelabs · Post by **dopelabs** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:02 pm

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:19 am

nesslei wrote:
*Grand* wrote:and then if i couldn't

then is nesslei in her underwear on and shoes.. lol....

don't hate me i just got good taste.. ..

Sounds good.

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:22 am

a million pounds is 453,592 kilogrammes, thats alot of anything

savage · Post by **savage** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:16 am

make soooo much more money!

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:28 am

get a part time job and fulfill creative side... get back into art....

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:31 am

hire a jet on long-term lease

fly around the world stopping at various destinations and picking up a new friend (or old) as i go... by about the 700th stop we'd have a full plane, and a proper party on our hands.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:41 am

hmm you only need to pick up one person with that jet of yours...

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:47 am

I'd set up a grow house on every street in San Francisco and dare the DEA to try and find 'em all

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:17 pm

So what would you do then ? I ask once again.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:00 am

no matter how sensible i know i should be with that much money, no matter which way i look at it, spending it would have to involve beaches, bikinis and bass. standard.

watermelonman · Post by **watermelonman** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:27 am

Buy a bed big enough for Richard Dawkins' ego and spend the remainder of my days smoking scuff and eating sour sweets on it until I die. Or maybe do something less selfish.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:47 am

nesslei wrote:no matter how sensible i know i should be with that much money, no matter which way i look at it, spending it would have to involve beaches, bikinis and bass. standard.

Don't we think alike .... it's uncanny nesslei.

Uncanny.

drquynh · Post by **drquynh** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:05 am

I would invest in Gold, because otherwise my fortune would be completely worthless, because reserve banking is a fucking crock of shit and inflation kills, whereas Gold keeps rising. This is a wise investment now, and I don't have a million anything.

flippo · Post by **flippo** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:24 am

Auan wrote:
pk- wrote:you wouldn't exactly be living the high life on the interest from a million quid
Halifax guarantees you 5.57% AER/6.00% gross on the site, let's say 5.5% Net. 5.5% of a million is £55,000 a year. There will be tax on top of that but not nearly as much as income tax. So it's not a playboy lifestyle, but it's definitely comfortable. And you're forgetting that I'll never work again.

Then I watch the money come in from the album and the novel I've been meaning to write but can never find the time for. I don't even have to worry if they flop or not

Oh and that's high street rates. A million means you can afford better banks.

Edit: Jesus, I really am single.

but you'd spend so much more cash if you weren't working I recon. ever watch how your bank acount drains on the weekend when you have no responsibility and don't have to be somewhere in the morning etc?

drquynh · Post by **drquynh** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:26 am

fliPPo wrote:but you'd spend so much more cash if you weren't working I recon. ever watch how your bank acount drains on the weekend when you have no responsibility and don't have to be somewhere in the morning etc?

5-6% interest is in Money-Market accounts... if you invest it properly, the average is 8%... if you get lucky, the sky is the limit. Gold is up over 50% in the last 8 years of Bush... think about that.

If you buy gas with Dollars, you pay more than you did in 1950, Euro's, it's gone up... Yen... gone up...

if you'd been buying with gold, you'd be paying the same price for it, because there is NOT INTEREST with Gold... the value goes up while the rest goes down... like the value of Oil goes up. If you buy and sell with GOLD NOTES, you wouldn't even notice that oil had increased, because your gold increases faster.

Invest in Gold, work for about 10 years and retire. Don't immediately quit your job. Why do you think major lottery winners all end up broke?

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:29 am

DopeLabs wrote:

I love that episode!

"Tyrone...do you know why you're here?"

"I'm here for the same reason you is man.I want some CRACK!"

"Okay,okay.Tyrone,we are not giving away crack today."

"Huh?What time is it?"

"It's 5:00."

"Did I miss the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?"

And the best line in that skit was:

"The cops found you three hours later,in my car,asleep,high on crack!!"

"That's impossible Rhonda!How can you sleep,if you high on crack!it's a Chinese riddle for you!"

And the other best was:

"Y'all act like crack is SO bad!Well,like the good book says:'Let he who is withouteth sin throw the first rock,and I will smoketh thee!"

chamclowder · Post by **chamclowder** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:32 pm

I'd pay for thee DrQuynh to never ever leave thee position of being my love + sex slave for life.....

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