Great chat up lines

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:44 pm

did what? What are you talkin g about. Did nofink

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:45 pm

don't worry metal he is in one of those moods!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 pm

Vonboyage wrote:Metalface u did it again...

Not a chat up line but, it's what most girls say to me over a post coital cig.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 pm

*Grand* wrote:don't worry metal he is in one of those moods!

He certainly is in cantankerous form today.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 pm

i need to go to the dentist.

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:47 pm

Brush dem teeth.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm

Vonboyage wrote:Brush dem teeth.

They also say that. lol

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
Vonboyage wrote:Metalface u did it again...

Not a chat up line but, it's what most girls say to me over a post coital cig.[/quote

Lol, do you then say 'You just got Done by the metalface'?

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:49 pm

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:50 pm

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:14 pm

more people. come-on, this thread is the fucking dogs...

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:14 pm

Lol.. see Deamz writing all these down in an attempt to draw some essex chicks.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:17 pm

"Your skin looks a bit dry, want me to cum in your face ,I've heard it does wonders..."

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:18 pm

''I noticed you from across the room... because you stink.''

''Oh.''

''Luckily, so do I. I was wanking yesterday for 8 hours in a jumper and I haven't washed since. Wanna coke?''

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:20 pm

"I have this can of Irn Bru, I bet you cant dilate your arsehole big enough for me to fit it in?"

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:20 pm

A mate of mine did once use "you're ugly but you intrigue me"

Can't remember if it worked or not, probably best if it didn't

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:21 pm

You must get a lot of girls Frebentos? Your technique is slick.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:22 pm

''Is it just the drink or are you really not hideous in a dark room?''

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:23 pm

Corpsey wrote:''Is it just the drink or are you really not hideous in a dark room?''

Lol

Reminds me of the poster i got in my bathroom

DISCLAIMER:NoHomo @ having a dude in my bathroom while i piss.

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:23 pm

how about a great pickup paragraph? i go tthis in the inbox yesterday morning. havent really gotten around to um... answering it.

Subject: ive been thinking about your big left toe

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no not really, jus wanted to catch yer attention

now that i have it, i can tell yu whatever it was i had planned on telling yu but that jus doesnt really matter much, what does matter much is that i feel the need to inform you of my intentions on taking you out..though i sit here and type this message, dont take it to be sum puppy luv BS laced with timidity, instead understand that I lack the faculty for small talk, I cannot create that oppurtunity for you to see me as how I am at the places we meet due to this ineptnitude at being glib. its all this frantic activity that generates a particular environment where I feel I cant be the person I want to be, I cant do myself justice by acting any other way then the way I know how....i know i think deeply on pretty much everything, but i cant help it, ive always been profound even when i was a wee tot...however i do find yur cultivation charming and yur intellect admirable, and if i may be so bold, yur not bad on the eyes either. i dont have anything to offer yu except myself, i dont even have a home, nor do i have any other sort of material pleasantries to make yu happy, but i what i lack in that arena, i more than make up for in character. alls i want is for the chance to take you out for an evening, becuase that's all i know how to do in this situation..i cant tell you this over the phone or in person becuase honestly i dont think it's what yu want to hear given the context. if yu give me that chance im confident that you will enjoy your time with me, if even just a tittle or a smidgeon of enjoyment graces yur experience i think that warrants an oppurtunity for me to take yu out. i need to do it proper for im a gentleman and i require a level of sophistication in these matters. sorry, i jus cant be more open to yu in a casual encounter, im not cut out for that

wadu say

personally i think glib small talk is really undervalued

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