Great chat up lines

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:24 pm

id normally never post something like this, but then ive never seen anything like this before either.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:25 pm

He gets points for using the word' tittle'.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:26 pm

LEQ wrote:You must get a lot of girls Frebentos? Your technique is slick.

hahaha, actually no...suprising innit...

"Listen cupcake, if you come home with me I'll give you the sorest arse you've had in a long time....and its FREE!"

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:26 pm

That dude has no swagger..

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:27 pm

a homeless stalker writes wrote:ive always been profound even when i was a wee tot...

Funny, most are usually playing in their own faeces

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:27 pm

How about some subliminals... this is some Derren Brown, NLP shit

''Can I ask you a question? What's your favourite MY WILLY IS INSIDE YOU TONIGHT Red Hot Chilli Peppers DICK song?''

ninjaaa

p.s. I find your cultivation charming

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:28 pm

Corpsey wrote:How about some subliminals... this is some Derren Brown, NLP shit

''Can I ask you a question? What's your favourite MY WILLY IS INSIDE YOU TONIGHT Red Hot Chilli Peppers DICK song?''

ninjaaa

p.s. I find your cultivation charming

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:28 pm

hera wrote:how about a great pickup paragraph? i go tthis in the inbox yesterday morning. havent really gotten around to um... answering it.

Subject: ive been thinking about your big left toe

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no not really, jus wanted to catch yer attention

now that i have it, i can tell yu whatever it was i had planned on telling yu but that jus doesnt really matter much, what does matter much is that i feel the need to inform you of my intentions on taking you out..though i sit here and type this message, dont take it to be sum puppy luv BS laced with timidity, instead understand that I lack the faculty for small talk, I cannot create that oppurtunity for you to see me as how I am at the places we meet due to this ineptnitude at being glib. its all this frantic activity that generates a particular environment where I feel I cant be the person I want to be, I cant do myself justice by acting any other way then the way I know how....i know i think deeply on pretty much everything, but i cant help it, ive always been profound even when i was a wee tot...however i do find yur cultivation charming and yur intellect admirable, and if i may be so bold, yur not bad on the eyes either. i dont have anything to offer yu except myself, i dont even have a home, nor do i have any other sort of material pleasantries to make yu happy, but i what i lack in that arena, i more than make up for in character. alls i want is for the chance to take you out for an evening, becuase that's all i know how to do in this situation..i cant tell you this over the phone or in person becuase honestly i dont think it's what yu want to hear given the context. if yu give me that chance im confident that you will enjoy your time with me, if even just a tittle or a smidgeon of enjoyment graces yur experience i think that warrants an oppurtunity for me to take yu out. i need to do it proper for im a gentleman and i require a level of sophistication in these matters. sorry, i jus cant be more open to yu in a casual encounter, im not cut out for that

wadu say
personally i think glib small talk is really undervalued

even I could do better than that

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:28 pm

Corpsey wrote:How about some subliminals... this is some Derren Brown, NLP shit

''Can I ask you a question? What's your favourite MY WILLY IS INSIDE YOU TONIGHT Red Hot Chilli Peppers DICK song?''

ninjaaa

p.s. I find your cultivation charming

HAHAHAHAAHAHA..its rare i actually laugh out loud, and my boss is like what the fuck are you laughing at...

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:29 pm

Corpsey wrote:How about some subliminals... this is some Derren Brown, NLP shit

''Can I ask you a question? What's your favourite MY WILLY IS INSIDE YOU TONIGHT Red Hot Chilli Peppers DICK song?''

ninjaaa

p.s. I find your cultivation charming

the SNH is better now you're here to stay

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:29 pm

What are you gonna say to that Hera?

misk · Post by **misk** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:29 pm

hera, that dude has no home? did he email you from the public library or something?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:30 pm

Misk wrote:hera, that dude has no home? did he email you from the public library or something?

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:33 pm

"Excuse me, but did you know my dick could fit between your teeth?"

"Ma'am, you have a great body. Mind if I shit on it tonight?"

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:34 pm

"Can I use your gash as a wankrag?"

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:35 pm

kins83 wrote:What are you gonna say to that Hera?

well, same thing i said last year to a similar albeit shoter paragraph (smokes too much pot to remember). no, thank you, im chuffed but i am betrothed to an arab sheik.

Misk wrote:hera, that dude has no home? did he email you from the public library or something?

honestly misk? honestly, yes.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:35 pm

frebentos wrote:"Can I use your gash as a wankrag?"

That one actually works

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:36 pm

Shonky wrote:
frebentos wrote:"Can I use your gash as a wankrag?"
That one actually works

I'll give it a test run this weekend..

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:37 pm

*waits for you to come out the hospital next friday*

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:37 pm

hera wrote:
kins83 wrote:What are you gonna say to that Hera?
well, same thing i said last year to a similar albeit shoter paragraph (smokes too much pot to remember).

Got to admire his persistence. Longer paragraph next year, perhaps?

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