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corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:33 pm

''Fucking hell, your boyfriend looks hard... hard like my cock for you...''

:ranks:

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:42 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

Just squirted orange lucozade out of my nose for that...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

whineo · Post by **whineo** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:01 pm

"Do you like Chicken?"
"Because my Cock is fowl"

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm

Whineo wrote:"Do you like Chicken?"
"Because my Cock is fowl"

good-en!

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:44 pm

you must be proper humid, because i am WET.

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:50 pm

nesslei wrote:you must be proper humid, because i am WET.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:57 pm

Have you got a mop, I just drooled over you

Do you own a donkey because 'I like that ass'

If your watching your weight, I know a good way to burn loadsa calories

You would get beat like a snare drum

I just made them up...

harlesden · Post by **harlesden** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:01 pm

you can't tell

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 pm

Harlesden wrote:you can't tell

huh?

thief · Post by **thief** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:02 pm

How do you like your eggs?

Fertilised...?

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:03 pm

datura wrote:
nesslei wrote:you must be proper humid, because i am WET.

if only i could be that creative with government briefing documents!

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:04 pm

thief wrote:How do you like your eggs?

Fertilised...?

Girl: I'm infertile

*SEVERELY HEAVY PUNCH IN FACE*

hera · Post by **hera** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:26 pm

parson · Post by **parson** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:33 pm

[pointing at drink] "you gonna finish that?"

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:34 pm

hera wrote:

lmao

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:59 pm

"I knew there'd be a reason I didn't wear any panties tonight"

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:08 am

is there a mirror in your pants? cos i dont want bad luck when smash up whats in there..

hello there. i plan to smash the granny out of you.

in romford, they work everytime

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:52 am

Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime

*Goes up RM7*

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:54 am

Vonboyage wrote:
Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime
*Goes up RM7*

if i was gonna be picky i'd have to say that its RM1

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:38 am

Vonboyage wrote:
Diss04 wrote:in romford, they work everytime
*Goes up RM7*

they do indeed work up romford....

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