Great chat up lines

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:15 am

i used this one on nesslei and she wanted me to share

"yur too sweet! now i gots a toothache!"

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:21 am

ivysomething wrote:i used this one on nesslei and she wanted me to share

"yur too sweet! now i gots a toothache!"

mmm-mmm. worked a treat on me.

noodle · Post by **noodle** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:38 am

"How about a drink? It most definitely doesn't have Flunitrazepam in it..."

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:02 am

"do you know what Rohypnol tastes like?"

"no"

"good"

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:05 am

noodle wrote:"How about a drink? It most definitely doesn't have Flunitrazepam in it..."

or any kind of chemical...except a big dollop of

paolo · Post by **paolo** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:14 am

'Can I have sex with you?'

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:28 am

"Nice shirt... It would look even better in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor"

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:31 am

you ever cracked your head open on a headboard?....

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:37 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:"do you know what Rohypnol tastes like?"

"no"

"good"

I'm gonna use that tonight. Watch this space for results. lol

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:05 am

Deamonds filth, gone ha ha ha

"I like you, sex ?"

"youve got lovely eyes, can I lick them?"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in"

"Im a pussyhole and have lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me tonight?"

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:08 am

"You dont need BOTH eyes do you? The sockets look very inviting..."

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:50 am

pdomino wrote:
"I like you, sex ?"

with a well positioned pause, this 1 could have devistating results, quick and to the point, love this 1

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:42 pm

Parson wrote:[pointing at drink] "you gonna finish that?"

Hahahaha

ivysomething · Post by **ivysomething** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:41 pm

frebentos wrote:"You dont need BOTH eyes do you? The sockets look very inviting..."

jim · Post by **jim** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:43 pm

My friend once suggested as a chat up line "Can we be like my mum and dad?"

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:48 pm

laughed my arse off to

mikey g wrote:
mind if i smash your pasty?

deamonds wrote:
pdomino wrote:
"I like you, sex ?"

with a well positioned pause, this 1 could have devistating results, quick and to the point, love this 1

Definately a staged pause.

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:51 pm

Well last night, i said to a bird at the bus stop, take full advantage of the situation you find yourself in, as this moment won't last for much longer. Take all that you can that's positive.... so that you can continue to dwell in this moment for the rest of the night.

.. i often spout shit like that given the chance.

RubiconMan · Post by **RubiconMan** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:52 pm

ivysomething wrote:
frebentos wrote:"You dont need BOTH eyes do you? The sockets look very inviting..."

skeeeeeletor

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:03 pm

ivysomething wrote:
frebentos wrote:"You dont need BOTH eyes do you? The sockets look very inviting..."

"HOLA HE MAN!! ME LLAMO SKELETOR!!"

hands up who knows

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:49 am

A verse from one of my favourite Pharcyde tunes:

"Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
when-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, i did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
From a distance I desired, secretly admired her;
Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:

'My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
Damn I wish I wasn't such a wimp!
'Cause then I would let you know that I love you so
And if I was your man then I would be true
The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, PS: love me tender'
The letter came back three days later: 'Return To Sender'

Damn...

She keeps on passin me by..."

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