Who saw the Sunday Times 'style' last week?

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:05 pm

I was flicking through this and saw an article about the teenager's of today, I quote:

Urbanite
Who are they: Street kids, but not as you know them. Forget happy slapping. This is the ghetto regal - imagine mini-entreprenuers who are ridiculously clued up on art, fashion, and, oh yes, music
Where you find them: Not at school - they're too ambitious for that. In the day, spot them skiving in their local record shop, looking for rare 1990s tracks to remix. Later it's on to a mates house to hear his latest demo, then on to a dubstep night such as Forward, at London's Platic People, or Fusion in Leed's
What they wear: Hoodies from Supreme or Bathing Ape; limited-edition trainers from Nike's recent collaboration with the Japanese brand Visvim
What they listen to: Dubstep, a heavier, more meaningful branch of hip-hop, or R&B, if produced by Timbaland
Party Poison: JD and Coke, a version of hip-hop's favourite tipple, Courvoisier. Most likely to say "Brap!" to big up a friend or song
Heroes: Graffiti artist Banksy; dubstep pioneer Skream. The girls worship MIA.

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:07 pm

ahaha

YOU'VE BECOME THAT WHICH YOU HATE, DUBSTEP

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:09 pm

I saw it. Fookin jokers

Rum & Coke or stfu

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:10 pm

Bathing Ape?

I thought that was 2 years ago.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:13 pm

Dubloke wrote:I was flicking through this and saw an article about the teenager's of today, I quote:
Urbanite
Who are they: Street kids, but not as you know them. Forget happy slapping. This is the ghetto regal - imagine mini-entreprenuers who are ridiculously clued up on art, fashion, and, oh yes, music
Where you find them: Not at school - they're too ambitious for that. In the day, spot them skiving in their local record shop, looking for rare 1990s tracks to remix. Later it's on to a mates house to hear his latest demo, then on to a dubstep night such as Forward, at London's Platic People, or Fusion in Leed's
What they wear: Hoodies from Supreme or Bathing Ape; limited-edition trainers from Nike's recent collaboration with the Japanese brand Visvim
What they listen to: Dubstep, a heavier, more meaningful branch of hip-hop, or R&B, if produced by Timbaland
Party Poison: JD and Coke, a version of hip-hop's favourite tipple, Courvoisier. Most likely to say "Brap!" to big up a friend or song
Heroes: Graffiti artist Banksy; dubstep pioneer Skream. The girls worship MIA.

I was thinking this the other day, how come Chris Morris annihilates anything that he chooses to parody yet somehow they come back even more stupid than the pastiche. This is so Barley it's ridiculous.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:14 pm

That's why I thought Nathan Barley was a bit of a toothless satire. How can you ironically mock a culture which is built upon mindless irony and self-mockery?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:14 pm

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

hilarious

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:17 pm

I definitely need to get a job in the 'culture' media

Seems like one of the prerequisites is that you know nothing about anything and you deal exclusively in stale cliches

thomas · Post by **thomas** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:18 pm

They managed to get about 5 different "styles" mixed up in one there.

Jd & coke tastes like shite, as Baron said, its all about the Rum! or Bitter

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:18 pm

Corpsey wrote:I definitely need to get a job in the 'culture' media

Seems like one of the prerequisites is that you know nothing about anything and you deal exclusively in stale cliches

Sounds ideal to me then

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:20 pm

Exactly.

SNH Media/TV Production company, coming 2009

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:21 pm

Corpsey wrote:Exactly.

SNH Media/TV Production company, coming 2009

I think our logo should be Dale Winton bullyramming a care bear.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:22 pm

Shonky wrote:
Corpsey wrote:Exactly.

SNH Media/TV Production company, coming 2009
I think our logo should be Dale Winton bullyramming a care bear.

A dead care bear...

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:23 pm

frebentos wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Corpsey wrote:Exactly.

SNH Media/TV Production company, coming 2009
I think our logo should be Dale Winton bullyramming a care bear.
A dead care bear...

Good mental image there....

Maybe some t-shirts are in order?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:23 pm

Save me a large

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:24 pm

That's a logo AND a program idea AND an article all in one

benjybars · Post by **benjybars** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:25 pm

frebentos wrote:
Shonky wrote:
Corpsey wrote:Exactly.

SNH Media/TV Production company, coming 2009
I think our logo should be Dale Winton bullyramming a care bear.
A dead care bear...

deep. very deep.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:26 pm

Corpsey wrote:That's a logo AND a program idea AND an article all in one

Now we just need rich, idiotic parents to allow us to make this a reality.

I'm putting myself up for adoption

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:28 pm

Surely the whole logo represents Dale Winton ruining childhood. I dont know what kind of message that puts out.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:30 pm

Tomity wrote:Surely the whole logo represents Dale Winton ruining childhood. I dont know what kind of message that puts out.

Or making childhood, yeah. Cause it's Winton, see. Making childhood right by raping it. And it's like a care bear so it's cool. Maybe if we put Maddy's face on the bear, well controversial

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