Really boring shit

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:36 pm

my printer has just ran out of paper

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:37 pm

Rob,

Sorry for the delay, was in a meeting.

total used free shared buffers cached
Mem: 16617176 16600128 17048 0 4840 11753348
-/+ buffers/cache: 4841940 11775236
Swap: 2031608 408724 1622884

Peter

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:40 pm

pk- wrote:
Rob,

Sorry for the delay, was in a meeting.

total used free shared buffers cached
Mem: 16617176 16600128 17048 0 4840 11753348
-/+ buffers/cache: 4841940 11775236
Swap: 2031608 408724 1622884

Peter

We have a winner

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:55 pm

i woke up

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:59 pm

there's a coffee stain on page 106 of my webster's new world thesaurus, next to the word deoderant.

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:00 pm

last email received - subject: Juan is here if anyone wants their car washed.

jim · Post by **jim** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:01 pm

Folk in my team didn't know what the code for ordering more A4 envelopes with little windows on it was and I've been away in training for a week. I told them it was MISC 0111.

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:02 pm

my actionscript code only works when applied to artwork that is NOT from my project.

thief · Post by **thief** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:44 pm

It took me three goes to boot up my computer at work today.

-blade- · Post by **-blade-** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:05 am

*yawn*

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:13 am

Please could we get 4 or 5 large water bottles for our machine delivered, as we've completely run out.

Many thanks,

Peter Kelly

phew, panic over

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:14 am

I'm not at work today so opportunities for boredom are few and far between.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:24 am

just to let everyone know I am ordering stationary today if you need anything special let me know

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:27 am

ask for an envelope forty six foot long

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:30 am

pk- wrote:ask for an envelope forty six foot long

And one of those enormo-staplers that will staple through bibles. Very handy for borderline intimidation too. Although that might be interesting (dammit)

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:31 am

we already have two enormo staplers

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:37 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:we already have two enormo staplers

Oh

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:35 am

I got into work just now and my recycling stack has disappeared

Report 3:

Time = 10.34am
Location = some office in Waterloo
Stack Height = 0.0 cm (X)
Systematic Error = 0.05cm (dX)
Statistical error = too boring to work out

giving a Stack height of (0.0 +/- 0.05)cm

Tune in at noon today for an update.

Do not fear my intrepid readers - i return to the brighton office on the morrow, where I am sure there is a healthy size measurement to be taken.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:40 am

forensics why not order an enormo-hole puncher to go with the stapler, then start asking who wants their ear pierced

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:40 am

dr ddd wrote:I got into work just now and my recycling stack has disappeared

Do not fear my intrepid readers - i return to the brighton office on the morrow, where I am sure there is a healthy size measurement to be taken.

There's a bit of mystery and suspense there. Neither of which are acceptable in this thread.

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