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Post by delendi » Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:48 pm

sounds like an ibizan cocktail boom
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Diss04 wrote:thats quite gay.

although earlier i was sipping diet lilt and listening to barry manilow in the conservatory :wink:

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Post by *grand* » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:26 am

purple and a spade...

and the whole 55% things.. i can read the whole without so much as looking at it. i realised the other day that i might need glasses... or whatever.. my point is when i am reading an article.. for instance if it pretty small text what ever i am reading goes a bit blurry but i still can read it. i wonder what that is.
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Post by datura » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:30 am

red circular saw

<--- serial killer :twisted:

and i could read the original post fine. although the words were jumbled, it made a lot more sense and was better constructed than a lot of the 'sentences' written by some people on here!
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Post by thief » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:33 am

I had a green spade...

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Post by *grand* » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:44 am

it does highlight some problems i have with my own written work. Even if there are mistakes, 95% of the time i do not see them. I have read things over multiply times reading an incorrect spelling correctly each time, until someone points it out to me. Well fucking annoying. What's it all about anyway.. and why so many of you lot only on saturday.. and why the fuck does nesslie have to be in auckland.
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Post by shonky » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:54 am

two oh one wrote:akuddings 2 them resertchs a persentige off the pepul on this forums do writes lik this cuz they didunt pay the atenchuns at skools and or they thinks that its cool 2 b elitret cuz its street 2 b thik if U can red this then U R a happy slapper pimp an that so kewl
Yeah, and also apparently the 2% that don't get red hammer lie to appear more unique and interesting :wink:
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Post by *grand* » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:00 am

Shonky wrote:
two oh one wrote:akuddings 2 them resertchs a persentige off the pepul on this forums do writes lik this cuz they didunt pay the atenchuns at skools and or they thinks that its cool 2 b elitret cuz its street 2 b thik if U can red this then U R a happy slapper pimp an that so kewl
Yeah, and also apparently the 2% that don't get red hammer lie to appear more unique and interesting :wink:
your just jealous cos your not special..
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Post by amykamala » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:02 am

first one was a cinch. can read strait through it at a normal reading rate no problem.

2nd one i got purple jackhammer. the purple makes sense but i got upset with my subconscious that i thought jackhammer instead of some other less invasive, less aggressive, less phallic tool ... like a spoon or something. i like spoons.
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Post by shonky » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:04 am

*Grand* wrote:
Shonky wrote:
two oh one wrote:akuddings 2 them resertchs a persentige off the pepul on this forums do writes lik this cuz they didunt pay the atenchuns at skools and or they thinks that its cool 2 b elitret cuz its street 2 b thik if U can red this then U R a happy slapper pimp an that so kewl
Yeah, and also apparently the 2% that don't get red hammer lie to appear more unique and interesting :wink:
your just jealous cos your not special..
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Post by delendi » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:10 am

spoons are only a tool if you have a bashed up metal box of utensils for eating breakfast in your garden shed.
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Diss04 wrote:thats quite gay.

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Post by datura » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:12 am

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exactly.
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Post by delendi » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:19 am

i like forks. i like how they're pointy. i really do quite like cutlery.
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Post by datura » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:24 am

Delendi wrote:i like forks. i like how they're pointy. i really do quite like cutlery.
i need to patent my spoon with a serrated edge to be called 'knifey-spoony'.

forks will just become redundant.
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Post by delendi » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:26 am

what about spag-hetti, foooooo?!
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Post by datura » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:27 am

Delendi wrote:what about spag-hetti, foooooo?!
fingers.

messy but fun.
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Post by delendi » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:29 am

i am a big fan and believer in finger eating (with, not of). but that, sir, is SILLY.
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Post by boomnoise » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:33 am

surely all you need in life is a spork.

cutting things up is for losers.

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Post by shonky » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:33 am

datura wrote:
Delendi wrote:i like forks. i like how they're pointy. i really do quite like cutlery.
i need to patent my spoon with a serrated edge to be called 'knifey-spoony'.

forks will just become redundant.
Sporks are the future, like the mullet of cutlery it's a 2in1 convenience thing.
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Post by datura » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:35 am

or with knifey-spoony you could slice the spaghetti into more manageable bite size pieces and also eliminate the risk of tomato sauce spray when eating.

of course, you couldn't do the romantic Lady and the Tramp style spaghetti eating, but you could wear a white top out without having to tuck your serviette into your shirt collar and look like a mong.
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Post by shonky » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:36 am

boomnoise wrote:surely all you need in life is a spork.

cutting things up is for losers.
Get food pre-cut and preferably pre-chewed then you can do away with teeth too.

Spork synchronicity - whodathunkit :D
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