only 55% of people can read this...

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:39 am

Shonky wrote:
boomnoise wrote:surely all you need in life is a spork.

cutting things up is for losers.
Get food pre-cut and preferably pre-chewed then you can do away with teeth too.

Spork synchronicity - whodathunkit

or liquidised so you can sup it through a straw?

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:39 am

a spork with a cerated edge would be the answer to all of life's cutlery problems. a sporfe.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:41 am

Delendi wrote:a spork with a cerated edge would be the answer to all of life's cutlery problems. a sporfe.

Knoork might sell better in Holland

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:41 am

what about the forspife

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:43 am

where can i buy it?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:46 am

http://www.flight001.com/store/trip.htm ... 509&page=1

they bafflingly call it a spork

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:47 am

life is complete!

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:48 am

Delendi wrote:life is complete!

now i just need a life

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:50 am

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:55 am

i have finally finished putting all of this:

onto itunes and now can sleep

night spork enthusiasts...

datura · Post by **datura** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:56 am

Delendi wrote:

amykamala · Post by **amykamala** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:46 am

datura wrote:
Delendi wrote:i like forks. i like how they're pointy. i really do quite like cutlery.
i need to patent my spoon with a serrated edge to be called 'knifey-spoony'.

forks will just become redundant.

i am sorry to be the bearer of potentially devastating news but i believe that has already been invented and it's called a grapefruit spoon

unless you meant SERIOUSLY serrated

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:06 am

Thomas wrote:Last time this was posted, everyone could read it. where did you get 55%?

The Daily Sport, such a realible reasource

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:18 am

deamonds wrote:
Thomas wrote:Last time this was posted, everyone could read it. where did you get 55%?
The Daily Sport, such a realible reasource

well i guess the majority of us are in the 55% bracket... the question that should be asked is, just how well can you read it?

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:24 am

Yellow hammer for me.

I read the writing quick though.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:30 pm

Red spade

I can also read the Weasels script. I have always known that im special

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:48 pm

Delendi wrote:i have finally finished putting all of this:

onto itunes and now can sleep

night spork enthusiasts...

must have tkn ages

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:50 pm

many hours. probably should've started before 11pm. or stopped at midnight and done the rest later. ah well, i'm all brazilianed up now. anyone want any?

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:39 pm

orange ratchet

..a socket wrench is specifically what I pictured though..these..of the ratchet functioning principle..

hera · Post by **hera** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:41 pm

blue saw

only 55% of people can read this...

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