Ham Love/ Touching Of Ham

ashen · Post by **ashen** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:44 am

Is it a cult? (like the Masons?)

Can anyone join? (Or is it only for a select few?)

Does it merely involve the discussion of ham love/ contact with ham, or does it involve the actual touching of ham/ love of ham?

Is there a Jewish strand of this organization? (Kosher?)

Why ham?

SO.....

MANY....

QUESTIONS....

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:50 am

Its a bit like fightclub I guess.

Just everyones in on it and you just have to catch onto it yourself.

I still don't know what the fuck it is and I troll these forums nearly every day

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:58 am

Go on, touch it. You know you want to...

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:10 am

It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.

No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.

Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:12 am

thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.

No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.

Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?

Damn, thats a fine lookin ham... I especially like the disco balls in the background, that says to me "Im a ham who knows how to get down" but the ribbon and the very classy cutlery say "Im cured well and perfectly prepared"... I think Im in love.

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:14 am

a new girl at work said she was "getting all hammy" about something and i wondered to myself, "does SHE know the ham?? even i don't know the ham." after a while it does that to you. makes you second guess yourself.

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:16 am

kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.

No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.

Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?

It's that cool green background and those little sparkly mirror balls... really just sets that glaze off... Seriously testing my self-control...

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:21 am

nesslei wrote:a new girl at work said she was "getting all hammy" about something and i wondered to myself, "does SHE know the ham?? even i don't know the ham." after a while it does that to you. makes you second guess yourself.

As long as you never, ever second guess the ham... let the ham be your light, your guide.

Just think of this pic in times of doubt... it always makes me smile.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:23 am

thief wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.

No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.

Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?
It's that cool green background and those little sparkly mirror balls... really just sets that glaze off... Seriously testing my self-control...

You quoted me before the edit... I just fixed it to say the same thing. You have good taste, my friend.

ex-ham-toucher · Post by **ex-ham-toucher** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:25 am

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kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:29 am

Ex-Ham-Toucher wrote:...

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You can PM one of the mods and see if they'll take the 'Ex' out of your name, you know you cant stay away for ever...

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:31 am

fuck off and die Ex-Ham-Toucher, we've had enough from you already

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:31 am

in fact you already died.... i thought you comitted hami kiri after being defeated in the arena of ham?

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:32 am

kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
thief wrote:It's something that comes from within. Something intensely personal, ask one hundred people what Ham is to them and you will get one hundred different answers.

No one else can define the way of Ham for you, you must make the journey.

Ask Ham into your heart and a Hammy heart you shall have. You need never be alone again once you know Ham.

PUT NSFW IN THE THREAD TITLE IF YOU'RE GONNA POST PICS LIKE THAT MAN, DAMN!!!!!!!!! Are you trying to get me fired?
It's that cool green background and those little sparkly mirror balls... really just sets that glaze off... Seriously testing my self-control...
You quoted me before the edit... I just fixed it to say the same thing. You have good taste, my friend.

I'll stroke a ham to that!

Seriously, I think this is one of the best looking hams I've seen. I may have to fight you for it.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:39 am

It is a fine ham, but I live by the 'fam before ham' rule, so its all yours...

If the left one looks like the right though, hook a brotha up

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:41 am

What happened to Sweaty Keith? The wit and the wisdom of one of the Church's founding fathers, all now sadly deleted by mods

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:41 am

kidlogic wrote:It is a fine ham, but I live by the 'fam before ham' rule, so its all yours...

If the left one looks like the right though, hook a brotha up

You're too kind! I'll definitely make some enquiries about hot siblings for you.

thief · Post by **thief** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:43 am

Shonky wrote:What happened to Sweaty Keith? The wit and the wisdom of one of the Church's founding fathers, all now sadly deleted by mods

We remember his greatness in our hearts. He will never truly be deleted.

To Keith!

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:43 am

To Keith!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:46 am

Keith

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