Professor Nonce's School for Nincompoops

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:34 pm

Maybe it's for mid-air loving?

pk- · Post by **pk-** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:45 pm

like this only with duck jism instead of fuel?

that's some precision shagging

randomhed · Post by **randomhed** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:00 pm

Wow even airplanes do it.

perkalerk215 · Post by **perkalerk215** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:30 pm

oh wow this got real nasty real fast. if that is really the ducks wiener, i might throw up in my mouth. but its funny to think of ducks doing it in the air like the pic of the planes there.

randomhed · Post by **randomhed** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:01 pm

Laughing at the word wiener.

jim · Post by **jim** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:16 pm

This was a good thread.

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:16 pm

*goes back to read it all*

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:17 pm

badger wrote:*goes back to read it all*

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:09 pm

oh fhk nvm prk

*grand* · Post by ***grand*** » Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:51 pm

been missing for a while.

thief · Post by **thief** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:31 am

Shonky wrote:As you haven't answered my previous questions, I shall have to ask another

Why do you fart in a bag, put a scarf round it to hold in the gas, call it Davo and then go on holiday with it in your frankly rather shit caravan?

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe this particularly pertinient question was ever answered.

I need to know!

jred · Post by **jred** » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:26 am

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:43 am

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Does custard float?

Professor Nonce has let this class down so I will redirect this question to answer why you can walk across custard:

The application of force - for example by stabbing the surface with a finger, or rapidly inverting the container holding the custard - leads to the custard behaving like a solid rather than a liquid. This is the "shear thickening" property of this non-Newtonian fluid. More gentle treatment, such as slowly inserting a spoon, will leave the custard in its liquid state. Trying to jerk the spoon back out again, however, will trigger the return of the temporary solid state. A person moving quickly and applying sufficient force with his feet can literally walk across custard, but if he stops he will sink into the liquid custard and it will solidify again when he moves to escape, meaning that it is very hard to escape from.

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:43 am

daggus wrote:Could a badger rip Vanessa Feltz face off in a fight?

an is rippin her face off enough to shut the fat ......up?

yes, and sadly, no.

jim · Post by **jim** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:13 am

Professor Gravious is getting merked wit da big rulah for not graciously accepting this thread revive.

Why do vowel sounds change between neighbouring accents (lol ubertoo hard question)?

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