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The Terrible Jokes Thread

Post by feasible_weasel » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:54 pm

8)
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids??
























cos it was a pdf-file
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Post by fuagofire » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:04 pm

Q - whats the difforence between a porshe and a tonne of dead babies?









A - i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Post by bjackman » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:05 pm

where do they weigh whales?



























at the wailway station.

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Post by feasible_weasel » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:13 pm

looool
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Post by jred » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:36 pm

whats brown n sticky





















a stick
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Post by z.u.bee » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:44 pm

why do women enjoy giving b.j's?????















cos its the only way to get something straight into their heads...

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Re: The Terrible Jokes Thread

Post by badger » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:46 pm

feasible_weasel wrote:8)
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids?

cos it was a pdf-file
lol that's pretty funny feas :) good to have you back (again) btw

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Post by fuagofire » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:52 pm

whats brown and sticky


a stick covered in poo

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Post by contakt » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:54 pm

A woodworm walks into a pub and says...














...is the bar tender here?
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Post by badger » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:55 pm

fuagofire wrote:whats brown and sticky


a stick covered in poo
what's brown and runny?


linford christie

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Post by badger » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:57 pm

oh and i just remembered that i already made a thread like this a while ago (no plugo)

http://dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=37820

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Post by contakt » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:58 pm

You bastard badger, you've just revealed that i only know one joke.
http://www.myspace.com/contaktdubs
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Post by badger » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:01 pm

haha didn't realise that was there too :lol:

to be honest i'm surprised you even know one so you've done yourself proud

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Post by renegatus » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:31 pm

What's got 8 legs and screams?

















Gang-rape.
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Re: The Terrible Jokes Thread

Post by feasible_weasel » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:24 pm

badger wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote:8)
why didnt the woman let a certain file format stay with her and her kids?

cos it was a pdf-file
lol that's pretty funny feas :) good to have you back (again) btw
loving the avatar pic 8) and cheeeers
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Post by dubluke » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:26 pm

a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape











































geddit?
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Post by renegatus » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:29 pm

dubluke wrote:a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

geddit?
You murked me.
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Post by dubluke » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:32 pm

Renegatus wrote:
dubluke wrote:a study has recently found that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

geddit?
You murked me.
taking a theme and running with it :wink:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by thief » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:41 pm

What would Princess Di be doing if she was alive right now?















Scratching at the lid of her coffin.

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Post by pupstar » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:42 am

whats the difference between a JCB and a camal.














one has hydrolicks, the other has high bolloks :k:
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