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Re: Dry love life thread

Post by dubluke » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:50 am

DJelements wrote:I know I'm not the only lonely one.


Everybody else pitch in and make grand cry.

Even you dubluke.
ESPECIALLY me mate, i'm in a dry patch as big as the fucking sahara right here
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Re: Dry love life thread

Post by z.u.bee » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:51 am

dubluke wrote:
DJelements wrote:I know I'm not the only lonely one.


Everybody else pitch in and make grand cry.

Even you dubluke.
ESPECIALLY me mate, i'm in a dry patch as big as the fucking sahara right here
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Post by *grand* » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:51 am

what i didn't get about this thread was how it was suppose to make me cry? lol.
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Post by vonboyage » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:53 am

What i didnt get was HOW U MAN NOT GETTING ANY


EPIC FAILZ @ LIFE TBH IMO.

bar the divorcee's... in which i say a big heartfelt.. ouch :|
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Post by *grand* » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:54 am

some guys are fussy... i bloody am.
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Post by vonboyage » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:55 am

Yeah well..

.. if i was that desperate i would only be checking the "female" box.
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Post by *grand* » Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:57 am

for real some girls be crazilly on it.. was mad at house party.. i don't like that attention there.
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Post by dubluke » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:01 am

Vonboyage wrote:What i didnt get was HOW U MAN NOT GETTING ANY


EPIC FAILZ @ LIFE TBH IMO.

bar the divorcee's... in which i say a big heartfelt.. ouch :|
well i am getting a little here and there, i was talking more about a dry patch of anything beyond that :cry:
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Post by vonboyage » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:03 am

I understand

You need ur itch scratched still.
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Post by dubluke » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:05 am

Vonboyage wrote:I understand

You need ur itch scratched still.
standard yeah, but one night stands are shit i think
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by fuagofire » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:08 am

how so?
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Post by parson » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:10 am

woah woah woah

i ain't desperate
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Post by parson » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:10 am

i'm old.
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Post by parson » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:11 am

and i have my own retarded standards that rule out most of the population
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Post by amykamala » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:22 am

im far too picky irl for my own good
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Post by nonohmic » Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:47 am

Quality over quantity is the way to go.
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Post by parson » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:08 am

highfive bro.
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Post by nesslei » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:52 am

Parson wrote:occasionally opportunities will present themselves that i probably should have taken up, but when you've been sittin in park for a long time, it takes a while to shift gears and get movin. and moving is such a hassle. never know where you're gonna end up.
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you speak my thoughts exactly. i have come to think of myself as exclusive (so exclusive i ain't gettin any). but seriously, when i'm as fussy as i am, it becomes VERY hard to even consider going home with someone because i always ask myself "why does he deserve to say he's had me?" so i always go home alone.

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Post by vonboyage » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:54 am

nesslei wrote:it becomes VERY hard to even consider going home with someone because i always ask myself "why does he deserve to say he's had me?" so i always go home alone.
Woah, some pretty deep stuff there. Is that a regular occurance ?
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Post by tempest » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:55 am

nesslei wrote:
Parson wrote:occasionally opportunities will present themselves that i probably should have taken up, but when you've been sittin in park for a long time, it takes a while to shift gears and get movin. and moving is such a hassle. never know where you're gonna end up.
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you speak my thoughts exactly. i have come to think of myself as exclusive (so exclusive i ain't gettin any). but seriously, when i'm as fussy as i am, it becomes VERY hard to even consider going home with someone because i always ask myself "why does he deserve to say he's had me?" so i always go home alone.

wow. ness spills truth!
This is why there are so many single unhappy people knocking about, loosen up yall!!! hit shit like rabbits cuz time is short.


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