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Post by djelements » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:31 pm

Win.
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Post by cal » Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:34 pm

Delendi wrote:@ dubluke - how's it goin now? i advised the hell out of you before i left... don't tell me you've permanently fucked yourself into the friend zone (idiot)?
he's in austria atm :]

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Post by amykamala » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:00 pm

meh. its important to be adaptable. circumstances and feelings are contantly in-flux with or without another person to be intimate with. gotta learn how to be fluid and take value in your life regardless. but cuddling is really nice =|
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Post by fuagofire » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:08 pm

amykamala wrote:meh. its important to be adaptable. circumstances and feelings are contantly in-flux with or without another person to be intimate with. gotta learn how to be fluid and take value in your life regardless. but cuddling is really nice =|
and life in general :D

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Post by djelements » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:30 pm

fuagofire wrote:
amykamala wrote:meh. its important to be adaptable. circumstances and feelings are contantly in-flux with or without another person to be intimate with. gotta learn how to be fluid and take value in your life regardless. but cuddling is really nice =|
and life in general :D
Lol, life sucks.
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Post by renegatus » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:40 pm

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Post by amykamala » Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:57 pm

on another note. its natural to want someone. and theres logical reasons for those desires. particularly when it comes to raising children.



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Post by corpsey » Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:46 pm

Just me and my hand

Just me and my hand

Just me and my hand

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Post by bright maroon » Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:01 pm

I haven't had sex with a person since '98.


I'm strictly a ghostbuster.

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Post by delendi » Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:14 pm

cal wrote:
Delendi wrote:@ dubluke - how's it goin now? i advised the hell out of you before i left... don't tell me you've permanently fucked yourself into the friend zone (idiot)?
he's in austria atm :]
well he's DEFINITELY not gunna get any closer to gettin the lady THERE... SMH
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although earlier i was sipping diet lilt and listening to barry manilow in the conservatory :wink:

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Post by djelements » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:28 pm

I'm gonna resurrect this as a favour for bluke.
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Post by delendi » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:29 pm

because he's a lame, loner piece of waste. with no cake. and game.
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although earlier i was sipping diet lilt and listening to barry manilow in the conservatory :wink:

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Post by dubluke » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:32 pm

harsh del

yeah you've already had the update, not looking good, cos i'm shit with women lol
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
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Post by djelements » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:32 pm

Delendi wrote:because he's a lame, loner piece of waste. with no cake. and game.
My friend used smelly feet as a rejection technique. It was shite. Unbearably so.
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Post by dubluke » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:33 pm

advice was useful though, think this one was a bit of a lost cause anyway as FAR too deep into friend zone from the start as you know
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by dubluke » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:34 pm

Delendi wrote:
cal wrote:
Delendi wrote:@ dubluke - how's it goin now? i advised the hell out of you before i left... don't tell me you've permanently fucked yourself into the friend zone (idiot)?
he's in austria atm :]
well he's DEFINITELY not gunna get any closer to gettin the lady THERE... SMH
as an aside there were some tidy birds out in austria, but i don't speak the lingo so no chance
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by djelements » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:36 pm

DJelements wrote:Bastards, you've hijacked my emothread. :( Yeah, on the emo subject, I met an amazing girl, etc. and it turns out that she has superbaggage, and she doesn't want a relationship. Until she met someone else, and she decided she did want one... But damn, it's hard to be angry at her, because she is ridiculously nice.
Erm. Shit, I was wrong. I asked how her love life was sorted out a while ago, and what she said sounded like she was with somebody. But she just said she finally got her proverbial shit together and was finally happy. >_> So, it's good I didn't slap her.
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Post by shonky » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:36 pm

dubluke wrote:
as an aside there were some tidy birds out in austria, but i don't speak the lingo so no chance
An advantage for you surely?
Hmm....

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Post by dubluke » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:38 pm

Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
as an aside there were some tidy birds out in austria, but i don't speak the lingo so no chance
An advantage for you surely?
this is true
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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Post by dubluke » Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:39 pm

on that subject i just think i need to remember you can't chat to birds like you can with lads :lol:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

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