Cheating Wife

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:17 pm

borrowed this from KVR forum, made me laugh so thought I'd share wit the SN's.

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned

wub · Post by **wub** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:18 pm

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:18 pm

HAHAHA

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:21 pm

Amazing find, well done, round of applause and shit

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:35 pm

beautifully constructed. Forums need this type of humour.

macroclimate · Post by **macroclimate** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:47 pm

Amen... made me lol.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:49 pm

Fucking amazing

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:29 pm

pure genius

bean · Post by **bean** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:31 pm

cheered my monday up!!!!

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:12 pm

I have a circular piece of black plastic with a small hole in the centre. Is this a record?

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:23 pm

haha love it

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:24 pm

AHAHAH awesome

ozols man · Post by **ozols man** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:42 pm

u cheeky monkeys

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:50 pm

nice twist

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:23 pm

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:25 pm

this made me laugh. a LOT.

soldjaaa_chik · Post by **soldjaaa_chik** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:16 pm

eLBe wrote:borrowed this from KVR forum, made me laugh so thought I'd share wit the SN's.

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.

A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp.

That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W half stack to get a good view.
I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.

It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3.

Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned

Is it ajoke..? If so i dont get it. Maybe because iv had a sigofweed

vonboyage · Post by **vonboyage** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:23 pm

Them genuine lol's there.

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:41 pm

OH my gosh.

i think a bit of wee just came out.

What a spanner

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:08 pm

hahaha, genuine lol

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