11 Things you should never say to the DJ !

dj_rasheed · Post by **dj_rasheed** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:57 pm

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:25 pm

#12:"Can you play some Pendulumn?"

(Just thought I'd add that!)

Good find!I think I've heard everyone of those things at one time or another!

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:35 pm

HILARIOUS! i too, have heard every one of those (used to work as a bar dj as well).

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:43 pm

fixation · Post by **fixation** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:56 pm

hahaha rofl at the dancing midgit

drksteppa · Post by **drksteppa** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:16 pm

the two barbies are hot. other then that,

I LAWLED

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:17 pm

it would have been funnier without the cringeworthy acting

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:41 pm

13) at a dnb event never ask the dj to play will smith's "gettin jiggy with it"

wil blaze · Post by **wil blaze** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:17 am

I recently got asked while playing a dubstep set... "have you got that beyonce and shakira tune?"... i nearly wet myself... she didn't get it... lol

FSTZ · Post by **FSTZ** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:45 am

that was pretty hard to watch

I prefer to be asked...

"do you have something we know the words to? cuz we wanna dance"

Vice T · Post by **Vice T** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:54 am

That's really great. I was thinking of making t shirts that said "No Requests" So all you have to do is point at it. No time waisted bullshitting.

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:34 pm

Ive only played out once, and i got asked

"can you play something i know the words too"
"Do you have any bassline"
"you can't dance to this" ( i looked up about 50 people were dancing out of maybe a 100 [bare in mind this was only 8 pm]
"this music sucks"

primate · Post by **primate** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:02 pm

number one

"we're paying you in beer"

answer

"go fuck yourself"

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:34 pm

.. this is probably a moot point

"do you have any britney"

dj_rasheed · Post by **dj_rasheed** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:43 pm

unklefesta wrote:"do you have something we know the words to? cuz we wanna dance"

abZ · Post by **abZ** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:23 am

My favorite one, is when someone who doesn't have to fucking clue comes up and asks for the one EDM tune that they happen to know the title of. It's usually like NIN or Daft Punk. I usually just ignore people when I am djing anymore. I don't care if they think I am a douchebag. I AM a douchebag.

184 · Post by **184** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:28 am

''Have you played 'Night' yet?"

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:16 am

"Is this that english band 'dubstep' that stole frum that britney spears song?"

sines · Post by **sines** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:47 am

PLAY SOME SKYNARD!

ism · Post by **ism** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:13 am

"can you play something a bit faster . . . "

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