11 Things you should never say to the DJ !

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:17 am

"I've lost my mate, can you get on the mic and tell her to meet me by the cloakroom"

kupujte_pytle · Post by **kupujte_pytle** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:40 am

oh boy. right in my second gig (bloody students party) i heard that one with "pendulum" (#12) like bazilion times that night. But i never saw something realy lame, when i was at some dubstep gig. Seems to me, that ppl that come to that, know their stuff and did their homework to enjoy their time to its full potential.

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:16 pm

I was doing a night a few weeks ago, i think i was playing skream chestboxin and some emo fuck came up to me and said oi stick this drum n bass on 45RPM u dickhead...

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:17 pm

swamp wrote:I was doing a night a few weeks ago, i think i was playing skream chestboxin and some emo fuck came up to me and said oi stick this drum n bass on 45RPM u dickhead...

Ah, the general public that think they know better. Genius.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:19 pm

Wub wrote:
swamp wrote:I was doing a night a few weeks ago, i think i was playing skream chestboxin and some emo fuck came up to me and said oi stick this drum n bass on 45RPM u dickhead...

Ah, the general public that think they know better. Genius.

I think I need to start keeping some happy-psy-gabba-core in my crate for those occasions...

Put it on, let it play for a while and when it clears the dancefloor cut it and shout "Shall I go back to what I was doing before that then?"

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:22 pm

kidlogic wrote:
Wub wrote:
swamp wrote:I was doing a night a few weeks ago, i think i was playing skream chestboxin and some emo fuck came up to me and said oi stick this drum n bass on 45RPM u dickhead...

Ah, the general public that think they know better. Genius.
I think I need to start keeping some happy-psy-gabba-core in my crate for those occasions...

Put it on, let it play for a while and when it clears the dancefloor cut it and shout "Shall I go back to what I was doing before that then?"

True say - a mate of mine was asked to put madonna on at some bar in soho...

He whacked on some nosebleed techno.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:23 pm

swamp wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
Wub wrote:
swamp wrote:I was doing a night a few weeks ago, i think i was playing skream chestboxin and some emo fuck came up to me and said oi stick this drum n bass on 45RPM u dickhead...

Ah, the general public that think they know better. Genius.
I think I need to start keeping some happy-psy-gabba-core in my crate for those occasions...

Put it on, let it play for a while and when it clears the dancefloor cut it and shout "Shall I go back to what I was doing before that then?"
True say - a mate of mine was asked to put madonna on at some bar in soho...

He whacked on some nosebleed techno.

It's worth keeping a few fucking ape shit bootlegs of chart tunes kicking around for just such an occasion.

My mate had a hardstyle remix of Toxic that he used to shut people up when they request Britney

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:25 pm

Wub wrote:
swamp wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
Wub wrote:
swamp wrote:I was doing a night a few weeks ago, i think i was playing skream chestboxin and some emo fuck came up to me and said oi stick this drum n bass on 45RPM u dickhead...

Ah, the general public that think they know better. Genius.
I think I need to start keeping some happy-psy-gabba-core in my crate for those occasions...

Put it on, let it play for a while and when it clears the dancefloor cut it and shout "Shall I go back to what I was doing before that then?"
True say - a mate of mine was asked to put madonna on at some bar in soho...

He whacked on some nosebleed techno.

It's worth keeping a few fucking ape shit bootlegs of chart tunes kicking around for just such an occasion.

My mate had a hardstyle remix of Toxic that he used to shut people up when they request Britney

Standards - by the way ur avatar is ace.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:29 pm

swamp wrote: Standards - by the way ur avatar is ace.

Avatar or signature?

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:41 pm

Sig... Mybad

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:49 pm

"Got any I said fred?"

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:20 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:"Got any I said fred?"

Don't want to appear as a fanboy, but is it not Right Said Fred?

cal · Post by **cal** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:23 pm

sort of think that was the joke kins

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:25 pm

cal wrote:sort of think that was the joke kins

Oh shit. Oooooooohhh shit. I'm an idiot.

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:29 pm

cal wrote:sort of think that was the joke kins

knowing MBP it probably wasn't

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:17 pm

kins83 wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:"Got any I said fred?"
Don't want to appear as a fanboy, but is it not Right Said Fred?

Yeah your right. I completely missed half the name lol

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:20 pm

Haha! In your face, Cal!

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:26 pm

Wub wrote:
swamp wrote: Standards - by the way ur avatar is ace.

Avatar or signature?

Swamp loves you Wub.

Isn't it about time some haloed walking saint posted here trying to make us all feel bad for mocking the public we should be chuffed about performing too?

Wheres that guy?

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:27 pm

ikeaboy wrote:
Wub wrote:
swamp wrote: Standards - by the way ur avatar is ace.

Avatar or signature?
Swamp loves you Wub.

What's not to love?

ikeaboy wrote:Isn't it about time some haloed walking saint posted here trying to make us all feel bad for mocking the public we should be chuffed about performing too?

Wheres that guy?

The general public are by and large a bunch of stnuc, especially when they've been drinking and decide to form an opinion on music.

There are exceptions to this rule, but not as many as would be nice.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:39 pm

ikeaboy wrote:Isn't it about time some haloed walking saint posted here trying to make us all feel bad for mocking the public we should be chuffed about performing too?

Wheres that guy?

i'm pretty sure that guy is me

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