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elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:28 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but you also end up having weird plastic surgery and sleeping with kids.

I wish that the girl I'm meeting next week is as hot as I remember her to be...

granted, but you find out she use to be a man and is sleeping with your dad

I wish I didn't have to go shopping after work

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:30 pm

lol.

Granted but you now have to work after going shopping.

I wish I could get promoted but have the same responsibilities.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:33 pm

kins83 wrote:lol.

Granted but you now have to work after going shopping.

I wish I could get promoted but have the same responsibilities.

granted but you wont get anymore money

i wish it was cloudy outside

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:38 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote: granted but you wont get anymore money

i wish it was cloudy outside

Granted, but it stays cloudy forever

I wish I didn't have to work (of any kind) for my money

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:49 pm

Granted, but you get your money in Zimbabwean money and it is useless within days.

I wish I had a better imagination.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:02 pm

granted, but it is so good you can't distinguish between your imagination and reality and get lost in a world of your own creating, trouble is that you subconcious starts to infiltrate this world and all your darkest strangest most fetish thoughts become, in your eyes, reality. You eventually get commited where you ability to imagine is destroyed and you return to the horror of being a mental patient.

I wish I could have said that in less words

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:12 pm

Granted but it loses some of it's horrific potency.

I wish eLBe hadn't scared me so much.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:13 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but it loses some of it's horrific potency.

I wish eLBe hadn't scared me so much.

Granted but it still gives you the creeps now and again.

I wish for a new nose.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:14 pm

Granted but it came from a dog.

I wish I hadn't got into work so late today.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:15 pm

Granted, but you turned up really early and now they expect you to turn up that early all the time

I wish I wasn't so cynical

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:26 pm

eLBe wrote:Granted, but you turned up really early and now they expect you to turn up that early all the time

I wish I wasn't so cynical

Granted you take the chance towards optimism and thats when the world proves the cynic in you right

I wish we were in a better economic climate

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:34 pm

bellybelle wrote:
eLBe wrote:Granted, but you turned up really early and now they expect you to turn up that early all the time

I wish I wasn't so cynical
Granted you take the chance towards optimism and thats when the world proves the cynic in you right

I wish we were in a better economic climate

granted but we are all dead.

i wish i had a boat

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:56 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
eLBe wrote:Granted, but you turned up really early and now they expect you to turn up that early all the time

I wish I wasn't so cynical
Granted you take the chance towards optimism and thats when the world proves the cynic in you right

I wish we were in a better economic climate
granted but we are all dead.

i wish i had a boat

granted, but you already had one according to cockney rhyming slang so wasted your wish

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boat (see pt. 3)

i wish I didnt have to carry on working all evening

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:00 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish I didnt have to carry on working all evening

granted, but your project doesn't get finished and word reaches toronto and they renege on the job offer and you are stuck in brighton with the seagulls.

i wish that promoters in manchester would be a bit more adventurous with their dubstep bookings

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:04 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish I didnt have to carry on working all evening
granted, but your project doesn't get finished and word reaches toronto and they renege on the job offer and you are stuck in brighton with the seagulls.

i wish that promoters in manchester would be a bit more adventurous with their dubstep bookings

u FAIL it's vancouver not torronto

granted - u get an evening of psytrance step fusion performed live by hyperactive monkeys

i wish i tartura had better knowledge of geography

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:39 pm

dr ddd wrote: u FAIL it's vancouver not torronto

granted - u get an evening of psytrance step fusion performed live by hyperactive monkeys

i wish i tartura had better knowledge of geography

lol, sorry!

your wish is granted, unfortunately my memory is still shite though

i wish someone would fix me a drink

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:23 pm

datura wrote:lol, sorry!

your wish is granted, unfortunately my memory is still shite though

i wish someone would fix me a drink

Granted its a V8 mixed with leper rat blood

I wish I had more glittery clothes

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:14 pm

bellybelle wrote:
I wish I had more glittery clothes

granted, but now u keep getting glitter up ur nose and get a whopping case of the snizzles

i wish they could invent skanking heels for the discerning female dubstepper

ps: lady belleicious - does this mean ur going to be dropping bars on the show on friday?! i shall cancel all plans and be lockled

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:24 pm

dr ddd wrote: granted, but now u keep getting glitter up ur nose and get a whopping case of the snizzles

i wish they could invent skanking heels for the discerning female dubstepper

ps: lady belleicious - does this mean ur going to be dropping bars on the show on friday?! i shall cancel all plans and be lockled

granted you get your skankin heels but the hordes of people leave parties injured when you brock out and you get banned from all dubstep parties unless you come in flats

I wish I could have some sushi

ps: I won't be bringin the Bell-E-Freshness live but I'll be present, dancing to the flow

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:01 pm

granted, but the rice is dry, nori is chewy and fish's gone bad

I wish I knew how to communicate better.

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