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Post by elbe » Thu May 01, 2008 11:18 am

dr ddd wrote: granted, but you wish for a bucket with a hole in it andf now all your beers gone

i wish i could think of a wish too now... arse
i wish
granted but you wish to be death (i dun know why you wish it) but this get misundersood and you become deaf, so can't hear anythin from just outsid DMZ (as you can't get in).

I wish I had taken next week off work.
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 11:23 am

granted but you have to spend it cleaning the floor at DMZ with a toothbrush...

i wish i had a date this weekend other than going to DMZ with a guy i've known for 6 yrs (who's like my brother) and some packing boxes... then this weekend would be BARE BARE BARE HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!
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Post by kidlogic » Thu May 01, 2008 11:26 am

dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to spend it cleaning the floor at DMZ with a toothbrush...

i wish i had a date this weekend other than goint to DMZ with a guy, i've known for 6 yrs (who's like my brother) and some packing boxes... then this weekend would be BARE BARE BARE HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!
Granted, but he turns out to be a loser who keeps saying BARE HYPE BARE HYPE BARE HYPE all night, and isnt Dubluke, who he reminds you of all night anyway...

I wish I had a plane ticket to the UK this weekend.
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Post by elbe » Thu May 01, 2008 11:30 am

kidlogic wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to spend it cleaning the floor at DMZ with a toothbrush...

i wish i had a date this weekend other than goint to DMZ with a guy, i've known for 6 yrs (who's like my brother) and some packing boxes... then this weekend would be BARE BARE BARE HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!
Granted, but he turns out to be a loser who keeps saying BARE HYPE BARE HYPE BARE HYPE all night, and isnt Dubluke, who he reminds you of all night anyway...

I wish I had a plane ticket to the UK this weekend.
Granted but you get held up at T5 and then customs so arrive just after DMZ.

I wish I hadn't just bitten my cheek
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 11:31 am

kidlogic wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to spend it cleaning the floor at DMZ with a toothbrush...

i wish i had a date this weekend other than goint to DMZ with a guy, i've known for 6 yrs (who's like my brother) and some packing boxes... then this weekend would be BARE BARE BARE HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!
Granted, but he turns out to be a loser who keeps saying BARE HYPE BARE HYPE BARE HYPE all night, and isnt Dubluke, who he reminds you of all night anyway...

I wish I had a plane ticket to the UK this weekend.
granted, but it deliveres you to the Isle of SCilly and there are no boats for the weekend so you have to sit there on your own until the flight back

i wish i could stop being so hyped and actually get some blooming work done

edit: and that elbe stopped beating me the whole time :cry:
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Post by kamala » Thu May 01, 2008 11:45 am

dr ddd wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
dr ddd wrote:granted but you have to spend it cleaning the floor at DMZ with a toothbrush...

i wish i had a date this weekend other than goint to DMZ with a guy, i've known for 6 yrs (who's like my brother) and some packing boxes... then this weekend would be BARE BARE BARE HYPE HYPE HYPE!!!
Granted, but he turns out to be a loser who keeps saying BARE HYPE BARE HYPE BARE HYPE all night, and isnt Dubluke, who he reminds you of all night anyway...

I wish I had a plane ticket to the UK this weekend.
granted, but it deliveres you to the Isle of SCilly and there are no boats for the weekend so you have to sit there on your own until the flight back

i wish i could stop being so hyped and actually get some blooming work done

edit: and that elbe stopped beating me the whole time :cry:

granted but your work hypes your hype so much it kills the hype of the hype and elbe stops beating you but thats because you have the power of the friday hype to guide you

i wish i could keep my bunnies :(
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 12:00 pm

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i wish i could keep my bunnies :(
granted, but on a whim they decide to sneak into kid's luggage and burrow their way from the Isles of SCilly to Brixton, just in time for DMZ

I wish i didnt keep tripping over bunnies at DMZ
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Post by kidlogic » Thu May 01, 2008 12:22 pm

Granted, now you keep tripping on acid.

I wish I hadnt just messed up the logo I was working on for the last hour...
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 12:29 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, now you keep tripping on acid.

I wish I hadnt just messed up the logo I was working on for the last hour...
granted, but now you make 5 superb ones but dont know what to do them because you cant tell anyone about them, on account of the fact that you cant decide whether the plural of logo is logo or logos


i wish this extremely expensive hardware hadn't just broken, looking suspiciously like my fault.... :? eeeek
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Post by kidlogic » Thu May 01, 2008 12:34 pm

Granted, now it looks certainly like its your fault.

I wish the coffee here was a little better.
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 3:03 pm

kidlogic wrote:Granted, now it looks certainly like its your fault.

I wish the coffee here was a little better.
granted, but the rasher of cinnamon marinaded bacon used to stir the coffee and give it that new "i've died and gone to heaven" taste, breaks off into the cup and now you have nothing to put in your sarnie.

i wish i could figure out whether bacon underwear is made of smoked or unsmoked, streaky or back bacon :? darn....
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Post by kins83 » Thu May 01, 2008 3:04 pm

Granted, upon your investigations you discover that it is smoked bacon, but it's 3 months past its use by date, and has that weird bluey green shimmer to it.

I wish I had my car NOW!
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 3:07 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, upon your investigations you discover that it is smoked bacon, but it's 3 months past its use by date, and has that weird bluey green shimmer to it.

I wish I had my car NOW!
granted but you are now my chauffeur

i wish i could work out how on earth to fix this piece of expensive hardware :? :? :?
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Post by datura » Thu May 01, 2008 3:08 pm

dr ddd wrote:i wish i could figure out whether bacon underwear is made of smoked or unsmoked, streaky or back bacon :? darn....
granted (unsmoked - you don't want it to smell, back bacon - streaky would be less supportive) but you wear it and then fofo can't stop touching it and follows you everywhere.

I wish people who said there were going to rza/fly lo and rustie tonight hadn't subsequently found excuses not to go (james on his jacks tonight :( )
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Post by kins83 » Thu May 01, 2008 3:09 pm

Granted, but in fixing it, you take crucially important components from an even more expensive piece of hardware, and you get in trouble. Big trouble.

I wish that I meet the next girl of my dreams soon.
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Post by dr ddd » Thu May 01, 2008 3:11 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish i could figure out whether bacon underwear is made of smoked or unsmoked, streaky or back bacon :? darn....
granted (unsmoked - you don't want it to smell, back bacon - streaky would be less supportive) but you wear it and then fofo can't stop touching it and follows you everywhere.

I wish people who said there were going to rza/fly lo and rustie tonight hadn't subsequently found excuses not to go (james on his jacks tonight :( )
granted, but now i've decided to come and i'm only wearing bacon underwear


i wish i had some more clothes on, preferably ones that didnt start smelling in direct sunlight
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Post by elbe » Thu May 01, 2008 3:11 pm

datura wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i wish i could figure out whether bacon underwear is made of smoked or unsmoked, streaky or back bacon :? darn....
granted (unsmoked - you don't want it to smell, back bacon - streaky would be less supportive) but you wear it and then fofo can't stop touching it and follows you everywhere.

I wish people who said there were going to rza/fly lo and rustie tonight hadn't subsequently found excuses not to go (james on his jacks tonight :( )
granted, but they still don't go and you on your own left by mates who didn't even have excuses for not going

I wish someone would phone and let me complete my targets.


*edit* damn beaten by ddd
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Post by theevilgirl » Thu May 01, 2008 3:11 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but in fixing it, you take crucially important components from an even more expensive piece of hardware, and you get in trouble. Big trouble.

I wish that I meet the next girl of my dreams soon.
granted...but then you wake up

i wish i drew a lot more last night.
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Post by datura » Thu May 01, 2008 3:12 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but in fixing it, you take crucially important components from an even more expensive piece of hardware, and you get in trouble. Big trouble.

I wish that I meet the next girl of my dreams soon.
granted but you fall so hard in love that you let her drive your car, which she subsequently crashes and she is uninsured.

I wish people would stop replying quicker than me in this thread
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Post by kins83 » Thu May 01, 2008 3:13 pm

Granted but you drew lots in your sleep, and when you wake up you realise you've drawn loads of fucked up stuff and clearly have loads of issues that you never knew about.

I wish lots of money would appear in my bank account.
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