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Post by sonar » Thu May 01, 2008 11:41 pm

shit, thats crazy, i thought i was skinny and im 175lbs... but 6 4"

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Post by djelements » Thu May 01, 2008 11:43 pm

sonar wrote:shit, thats crazy, i thought i was skinny and im 175lbs... but 6 4"
I'm like 6' though.
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Post by kozee » Fri May 02, 2008 1:44 am

beefcake = not hawt

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Post by kamala » Fri May 02, 2008 1:50 am

120lbs and 5'9"

25 years young, brown hair, hazel eyes . .

loves long walks on the beach, late night movies under duvet covers, candle lit dinners, moon light hikes, anal gangbangs, poetry readings, chocolate covered pretzels, and roller skating.
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Post by misk » Fri May 02, 2008 4:05 am

kamala wrote: 120lbs and 5'9"

25 years young, brown hair, hazel eyes . .

loves long walks on the beach, late night movies under duvet covers, candle lit dinners, moon light hikes, anal gangbangs, poetry readings, chocolate covered pretzels, and roller skating.
jesus thats a tall order! what about rollerskating gangbangs?

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Post by FSTZ » Fri May 02, 2008 4:11 am

250 pounds of man muscle

LOL

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Post by kozee » Fri May 02, 2008 4:40 am

hehehe ....

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Post by sinc_vision » Fri May 02, 2008 4:49 am

Vonboyage wrote:anything interesting happen from pages 3-12?
well, technically this thread got a drunken kick up the ass around the midway point of page 9.

and 130lbs is unhealthy. i was 130lbs aged 13. get some guinness down you son. ladies love Guinness Gut (the wittier, more dashing and appealing cousin of Beer Belly). [Potential] FACT!
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Post by werd2jah » Fri May 02, 2008 4:54 am

Shook1 wrote:
gwa wrote:
Wub wrote:
gwa wrote:sex is becoming a chore.
ur doing it wrong
no m8. I just hate my gfs sex drive.
Think about what your saying. Just appreciate that shit!
nah i feel yu on dis one starr, sometimes it can be ah chore, especially if i gotta do all the work, an get all the back scratches and dread pullings, shit leaves me sore and unsatisfied, :lol: :lol:

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Post by werd2jah » Fri May 02, 2008 5:01 am

DJelements wrote:
sonar wrote:shit, thats crazy, i thought i was skinny and im 175lbs... but 6 4"
I'm like 6' though.

im 6'3"-6'4" and after ah big meal im only 150- 155


yea livin in chicago was dangerous for me (the windy city aint no joke)

when i inhale i can count all my ribs

when i bend over i can count all my spine bump thingys

but skinnyness=sexyness

if yu think other wise stick ah dick in yo ear an "fuck what yu heard"

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Post by werd2jah » Fri May 02, 2008 5:08 am

only mornin sex that is good imo is wakin up to ah stradling and satisfied girl lookin down at yuhz, basically do what yu gotta do an wake me up somewhere in the middle or towards the end,

ladies, take advantage of that mornin wood! even if he aint awake

i dunno bout yu guys but most times sex while sleepin is pretty dope

anyone agree?

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Post by kamala » Fri May 02, 2008 6:05 am

Misk wrote:
kamala wrote: 120lbs and 5'9"

25 years young, brown hair, hazel eyes . .

loves long walks on the beach, late night movies under duvet covers, candle lit dinners, moon light hikes, anal gangbangs, poetry readings, chocolate covered pretzels, and roller skating.
jesus thats a tall order! what about rollerskating gangbangs?

:o

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Post by nesslei » Fri May 02, 2008 6:52 am

Misk wrote:
sonar wrote: like turn the girl on her side, then you straddle her bottom leg and she brings her top leg up towards her. really good for both sides. no idea what its "proper" name is though.
dude. fucking YES. this man KNOWS.

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Post by nesslei » Fri May 02, 2008 6:55 am

sonar wrote:
unklefesta wrote:
sonar wrote:like turn the girl on her side, then you straddle her bottom leg and she brings her top leg up towards her. really good for both sides. no idea what its "proper" name is though.
the scissor !!
nice one, my girlfriend loves it...

girls, thoughts?
now here i see the proper opportunity to respond.

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Post by shane » Fri May 02, 2008 7:57 am

Werd2jaH wrote:only mornin sex that is good imo is wakin up to ah stradling and satisfied girl lookin down at yuhz, basically do what yu gotta do an wake me up somewhere in the middle or towards the end,

ladies, take advantage of that mornin wood! even if he aint awake

i dunno bout yu guys but most times sex while sleepin is pretty dope

anyone agree?
gettin woken up to gettin laid ain't nothing to complain about.

then again wakin a girl up with some sort of action aint half bad either

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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri May 02, 2008 8:36 am

i've lost my sex drive................ :cry: Iused to love it. Now it's like an old friend you feel obliged to speak to but, really cant be bothered doing so. :cry:
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Post by kamala » Fri May 02, 2008 8:38 am

metalboxproducts wrote:i've lost my sex drive................ :cry: Iused to love it. Now it's like an old friend you feel obliged to speak to but, really cant be bothered doing so. :cry:


you just need an adventurous girl to get you all worked up :P


. and maybe to experiment with
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Post by shane » Fri May 02, 2008 8:39 am

metalboxproducts wrote:i've lost my sex drive................ :cry: Iused to love it. Now it's like an old friend you feel obliged to speak to but, really cant be bothered doing so. :cry:

i've been there but there were always girlfriends involved.

get tired of the same ass sometimes

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Post by elbe » Fri May 02, 2008 8:41 am

shane wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:i've lost my sex drive................ :cry: Iused to love it. Now it's like an old friend you feel obliged to speak to but, really cant be bothered doing so. :cry:

i've been there but there were always girlfriends involved.

get tired of the same ass sometimes
I'm get tired of no ass (no homo). Maybe this weekend my luck will change.

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Post by metalboxproducts » Fri May 02, 2008 8:41 am

shane wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:i've lost my sex drive................ :cry: Iused to love it. Now it's like an old friend you feel obliged to speak to but, really cant be bothered doing so. :cry:

i've been there but there were always girlfriends involved.

get tired of the same ass sometimes
Hey i get enough ass. It's just the whole process is really tedious. Getmeh.
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