Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:16 pm

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now i've decided to come and i'm only wearing bacon underwear

i wish i had some more clothes on, preferably ones that didnt start smelling in direct sunlight

granted, but we need the bacon lingerie pics first

i wish i had done a food shop this week as i the shelves are bare (or bear?)

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:18 pm

granted, but all you brought was Ryvita

I wish I had done a food shop, I really want chicken pie tonight

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:19 pm

Granted - you go shopping, buy what appears to be chicken pie, but when you cut into it, you discover it's actually meat and potato. You are gutted.

I wish Datura would stop ruining this game.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:20 pm

granted, instead he ruins the whole forum

I wish I could have loads of nice food that lasted ages.

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:25 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, instead he ruins the whole forum

I wish I could have loads of nice food that lasted ages.

Granted, but everything tastes like dublukes sweaty crack.

I wish this next hour would go in like 5 mins.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:26 pm

datura wrote: Granted, but everything tastes like dublukes sweaty crack.

I wish this next hour would go in like 5 mins.

granted, but every other hour untill you work again also passes in 5 mins

I wish I couldn't imagine the taste of dublukes sweaty crack. URRRGH, soap i need to taste soap, NOW.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:27 pm

Granted but now you can't stop thinking about the taste of his sweaty balls.

I wish I could go home.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:29 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted but now you can't stop thinking about the taste of his sweaty balls.

I wish I could go home.

Granted, but you have no home to go to

I wish I had some soap

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:32 pm

Granted, but you're in a male prison and you keep dropping it.

I wish that it was Friday.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:34 pm

granted, but your working in a prison as a soap picker upper all weekend

I wish I had a smoke

datura · Post by **datura** » Thu May 01, 2008 3:36 pm

kins83 wrote:Granted, but you're in a male prison and you keep dropping it.

I wish that it was Friday.

granted, for me though, day off tomorrow

i wish i didn't have to pay shipping from boomkat when i could just pop into the city centre and pick it up from them

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Thu May 01, 2008 6:13 pm

granted but once you have seen the secret wonders of boomkat HQ you are never the same again. all of your friends desert you because you relate everything they say to how much vinyl there is there

i wish i had fake ID so i could go to DMZ

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 02, 2008 7:55 am

Granted but its this one

or this one

neither of which will work...

I wish it was more acceptable to drink beer at work.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:08 am

dr ddd wrote:
kamala wrote:
i wish i could keep my bunnies
granted, but on a whim they decide to sneak into kid's luggage and burrow their way from the Isles of SCilly to Brixton, just in time for DMZ

I wish i didnt keep tripping over bunnies at DMZ

the really crazy thing is that after you posted this my landlord changed his mind and told me i could keep my bunnies

kidlogic wrote:

I wish it was more acceptable to drink beer at work.

granted but you wake up naked and sore next to a tranny the following day

i wish i could sneak off to dmz in kids luggage with my buns

meschi · Post by **meschi** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:12 am

kamala wrote: i wish i could sneak off to dmz in kids luggage with my buns [/color]

Granted, but theres a mix up with the baggage and you end up in Uzbekistan

I wish digestives would hold a better consistency when tea dunking, they just fall apart and crumbling creating a sort of tea/digestive broth...

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:12 am

meschi wrote: Granted, but theres a mix up with the baggage and you end up in Uzbekistan

I wish digestives would hold a better consistency when tea dunking, they just fall apart and crumbling creating a sort of tea/digestive broth...

Granted, but now they taste like they have been used as toilet paper for a midgit donkey with bad bowls

I wish I wasn't at work

shane · Post by **shane** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:28 am

eLBe wrote:
meschi wrote: Granted, but theres a mix up with the baggage and you end up in Uzbekistan

I wish digestives would hold a better consistency when tea dunking, they just fall apart and crumbling creating a sort of tea/digestive broth...
Granted, but now they taste like they have been used as toilet paper for a midgit donkey with bad bowls

I wish I wasn't at work

^^granted but yr stuck at home, glued to the couch watching tyra.

(trust me, its bad)

i wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:34 am

shane wrote:
^^granted but yr stuck at home, glued to the couch watching tyra.

(trust me, its bad)

i wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted

Granted, but you can't play this game anymore, get bored so start experiment sexually with bits of office equipment, this goes seriously wrong when you find the hole punch.

I wish someone hadn't put glue on my sofa and tyra (i'll take your word for it) on my TV.

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Fri May 02, 2008 8:54 am

granted, now there's tyra on your sofa and glue on your tv

i wish i hadnt woken up and decided to get my hair dyed red today, i'm getting scared

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri May 02, 2008 9:02 am

Granted, but now you stay blonde and miss out on the advances of a wealthy snowboarding bacon and beer baron who has a thing for redheads

I wish it was go time!

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