Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[theevilgirl]

Granted, but all the sewers in Brighton overflow and the city and the beach smell of poo.

I wish I had everything sorted already.

granted, but just as everything gets sorted, your house falls down.

I wish i didnt have to do everyones washing.

granted but now everyone smells really bad.

i wish i didnt drink last night...

granted, but the only reason why u didnt drink was because someone robbed your money.

I wish my belly wouldnt feel so fall, all iv had is fruit and fibre, a yoghurt and orange juice.

granted but then it feels like mine...and its not pleasant.

i wish my tummy didnt feel like this

[soldjaaa_chik]

Granted, but all the sewers in Brighton overflow and the city and the beach smell of poo.

I wish I had everything sorted already.

granted, but just as everything gets sorted, your house falls down.

I wish i didnt have to do everyones washing.

granted but now everyone smells really bad.

i wish i didnt drink last night...

granted, but the only reason why u didnt drink was because someone robbed your money.

I wish my belly wouldnt feel so fall, all iv had is fruit and fibre, a yoghurt and orange juice.

granted but then it feels like mine...and its not pleasant.

i wish my tummy didnt feel like this

Granted, but now ur tummy feels like rick wallers

[soldjaaa_chik]

i wish i had money.

[bjackman]

granted but the wish-granting-entity mis-hears you thinking you said "me-knee" [and is from up north], and says "well i'm pretty sure you've already got your knee or you wouldn't call it "your" knee!"

[of course you don't hear this because the wish-granting-entity speaks in frequencies wayyyy above a gazzilion hertz]


i wish i had a troop of vinyl bears at my command

[habitualbeatscamp]

Granted, but they only understand arabic.


I wish I had another gig's worth of percussion hits.

[bjackman]

granted but the percussion hits you in the face leaving you bloodied

i wish dusty Springfield was my mum

[habitualbeatscamp]

Granted.. But he locks you in a room and forces you to swallow his cum 4 times a day.



I wish there was no customs at country borders.

[elbe]

Granted, but you find customers is extended to all customs, now there are no idiosyncrasies or dialects or behavioural patterns to distinguish countries, everyone and everything is the same.


I wish the dentist wasn't so expensive.

[kidlogic]

Granted, but now he's not that good at his chosen profession...

I wish I had some breakfast.

[datura]

Granted, but now he's not that good at his chosen profession...

I wish I had some breakfast.

Granted, but there is a shortage of bacon in the world so you have to have soy bacon instead.

I wish i was sprawled out in my garden with a nice ice cold beer

[kidlogic]

Granted, but you're sprawled out unconscious cause said beer was thrown, hit you in the head and knocked you out.

I wish there was no such thing as soy bacon.

[elbe]

granted, but there is no such thing a bacon, plenty of other soy products tho.


I wish I had longer for lunch

[frebentos]

granted but you are forced to wank continuously for the entire extended perios resulting in some serious cockrot

I wish I could smoke and have it not affect my health

[dr ddd]

granted but you are forced to wank continuously for the entire extended perios resulting in some serious cockrot

I wish I could smoke and have it not affect my health

granted, but its only healthy through your ears and you look like a twonker doing it, plus the roach gets all ear waxy n stuff... minger

i wish i had a personal slave to mow the 2 foot deep hayfield i call my garden

[kins83]

Granted but you get found out and imprisoned for keeping a slave.

I wish I was in a beer garden with my mates and a load of beautiful women.

[frebentos]

edit:too sloe

[datura]

i wish i had a personal slave to mow the 2 foot deep hayfield i call my garden

granted, but due to the immense undergrowth he has to cut through he needs a superpowered lawn mower that takes you into an alternate reality that you cannot escape from with no coffee, snow, bacon, booze, mountains, music or sea.

I wish someone would decorate my house.

[dr ddd]

Granted but you get found out and imprisoned for keeping a slave.

I wish I was in a beer garden with my mates and a load of beautiful women.

granted, but all the women pair off with your mates and you're left on your own

granted, but due to the immense undergrowth he has to cut through he needs a superpowered lawn mower that takes you into an alternate reality that you cannot escape from with no coffee, snow, bacon, booze, mountains, music or sea.

I wish someone would decorate my house.

harsh corruption!!

granted, but they decorate it all lime green with baby pink spots and it gives you a headache in the morning


i wish i had everything in the world that makes me happy and it could never be corrupted (*glares at tartura*)

[datura]

i wish i had everything in the world that makes me happy and it could never be corrupted (*glares at tartura*)

granted, but after a while you start to grow bored and listless and require new experiences which are not available to you.

I wish I had a mint copy of Acen - Trip II The Moon (Part 2)

[elbe]

granted, but it turns out to be a complete repilca made out of mint.

I wish I could drink at work