Noises that really piss you off

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:15 pm

Shonky wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
Shonky wrote:
dubluke wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:people that...speak...out loud... ugh just annoying
how else would you speak?? not like you can do that shit silently is it??
We have some screeching old harpy tnuc at our workplace - it's like the tinnitus edition of Brian Blessed

Shut the fuck up and hurry up and die you tedious old witch.

Still atmosphere at work has improved massively now she's on holiday, hope her plane crashes on the way back

Too much?

im ok with the whole dying thing....but...

ill be getting on a plane next week....remind me to pray shes not on it.

d-T-r · Post by **d-T-r** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:27 pm

pretty much everything in hear thats been mentioned. theres a particular bird that annoys me though. im not sure what bird it is though. i dont like it when people slam car doors. foxes at night time. music played through a bad system. the sound of the cat wanting food at 5 in the morning just after ive came in from a night.
the sound of the bin men collecting the rubbish in the morning. loudest fucking truck in the world.

pandaia · Post by **pandaia** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:27 pm

People who spend 30 seconds or so LOUDLY clearing whatever shit they have in their sinuses into the back of their throat,

and then proceed to spit that crap onto the floor with the malice of a dirty crack pimp smacking his equally crackout 'ho

you people disgust me.

Everytime someone does this they become sub-human in my book. Everytime someone does this more than once in the time I am standing there, it makes me want to curb your face 30% more. Don't test me.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:30 pm

Pandaia wrote:People who spend 30 seconds or so LOUDLY clearing whatever shit they have in their sinuses into the back of their throat,

and then proceed to spit that crap onto the floor with the malice of a dirty crack pimp smacking his equally crackout 'ho

you people disgust me.

Everytime someone does this they become sub-human in my book. Everytime someone does this more than once in the time I am standing there, it makes me want to curb your face 30% more. Don't test me.

Have you ever been to China or Vietnam?
If not don't.

pandaia · Post by **pandaia** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:37 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Pandaia wrote:People who spend 30 seconds or so LOUDLY clearing whatever shit they have in their sinuses into the back of their throat,

and then proceed to spit that crap onto the floor with the malice of a dirty crack pimp smacking his equally crackout 'ho

you people disgust me.

Everytime someone does this they become sub-human in my book. Everytime someone does this more than once in the time I am standing there, it makes me want to curb your face 30% more. Don't test me.
Have you ever been to China or Vietnam?
If not don't.

Yeah I heard about that. I can't help it, it's my one pet peeve. No other bodily emission bothers me a tiny fraction as much

triky · Post by **triky** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:38 pm

people who burp and speak at the same time. rather than pausing to burp silently, they just keep on speaking through their burp.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:40 pm

Vonboyage wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:my mother
lmfao.. if u knew how hard i laughed.

U'd probably laugh.

i wrote that as she was bitching at me. she sounds like a crow.

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:41 pm

Pandaia wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Pandaia wrote:People who spend 30 seconds or so LOUDLY clearing whatever shit they have in their sinuses into the back of their throat,

and then proceed to spit that crap onto the floor with the malice of a dirty crack pimp smacking his equally crackout 'ho

you people disgust me.

Everytime someone does this they become sub-human in my book. Everytime someone does this more than once in the time I am standing there, it makes me want to curb your face 30% more. Don't test me.
Have you ever been to China or Vietnam?
If not don't.
Yeah I heard about that. I can't help it, it's my one pet peeve. No other bodily emission bothers me a tiny fraction as much

when we meet, i'll be the guy urinating in public.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:43 pm

similar to pandaia's but i hate it when people speak and they have something in their throat and you can hear that their voice is distorted and they DONT hack it up...thats annoying.

clear your throat...then speak.

iamangelaplease · Post by **iamangelaplease** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:46 pm

when your smoke alarm's battery is low and it does this chirpping sound.
OMG!
so so bad.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:46 pm

White noise.

horse · Post by **horse** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:49 pm

when people say

portion

peckish

moreish

it really winds me the fuck up so bad.
i dont know why - its just the sound of those 3 words makes the inside of my head scream with blood

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:52 pm

The last coin dropping in the gas water heater, half way thru soaping up on a winter's evening. Housemate spewing in toilet or loudly pissing as I lie in bed with thin wall between. 747 noise becoming louder than ever before .....

shook1 · Post by **shook1** » Tue May 06, 2008 2:52 pm

People moaning.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:04 pm

horse wrote:when people say

portion

peckish

moreish

it really winds me the fuck up so bad.
i dont know why - its just the sound of those 3 words makes the inside of my head scream with blood

lol my sister hates the word 'coupon', which could probably sit comfortably in that list too.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:05 pm

constant noises like...ticking, dripping, tapping.

white bread american girls when they say "thenk you" and "pleauhs"

white bread american girls when they say anything really....

squeaks in chairs, beds, couches.

clicking pens!

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:10 pm

Simple

1. My alarm in the morning.

2. Sounds of ANY music being played from a phone by sum 12yr old tramp stnuc sitting behind me on the bus/walking past me in the street.

3. Next doors kids laughing and having fun when I'm hanging on sunday mornign/afternoon.

4. The sound my wallet makes when it has no cash in it

5. The sound of my cig pack crunching up and being thrown in the bin

6. The sound of my shoes/trainners squelching in dog shit that some ignorant, lazy, bastard, incosiderate, tnuc splash, semen stain, dickhead, fuckwit, prikmaster, filth, arsehole hasn't clean up.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:34 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote: clicking penis

that would be a worry!

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:35 pm

SD5 wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote: clicking penis
that would be a worry!

hehehehe

i only had to stress it once...it was interesting...and creepy

pandaia · Post by **pandaia** » Tue May 06, 2008 3:55 pm

Misk wrote:
Pandaia wrote:
Baron_von_Carlton wrote:
Pandaia wrote:People who spend 30 seconds or so LOUDLY clearing whatever shit they have in their sinuses into the back of their throat,

and then proceed to spit that crap onto the floor with the malice of a dirty crack pimp smacking his equally crackout 'ho

you people disgust me.

Everytime someone does this they become sub-human in my book. Everytime someone does this more than once in the time I am standing there, it makes me want to curb your face 30% more. Don't test me.
Have you ever been to China or Vietnam?
If not don't.
Yeah I heard about that. I can't help it, it's my one pet peeve. No other bodily emission bothers me a tiny fraction as much
when we meet, i'll be the guy urinating in public.

actually someone was doing this in the subway staircase in harvard square this morning as i was walking to work.

gross?

definitely.

the spouting stream that followed him when he realized someone was coming and freaked out?

hilarious.

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