11 Things you should never say to the DJ !

cal · Post by **cal** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 2:50 pm

kins83 wrote:Haha! In your face, Cal!

Hah, sawry

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:12 pm

Wub wrote:The general public are by and large a bunch of stnuc, especially when they've been drinking and decide to form an opinion on music.

I get that before drinking, I'm a pre-emptive booze tnuc.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:14 pm

Shonky wrote:
Wub wrote:The general public are by and large a bunch of stnuc, especially when they've been drinking and decide to form an opinion on music.
I get that before drinking, I'm a pre-emptive booze tnuc.

But you already have a groundinf of which to base said opinion on.

Nothing worse than a club full of tourists who decide after a few vodka diet cokes that Hey! This music isn't for them and they'd like to hear Kelly Fucking Clarkson.

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:07 pm

badger wrote:
ikeaboy wrote:Isn't it about time some haloed walking saint posted here trying to make us all feel bad for mocking the public we should be chuffed about performing too?

Wheres that guy?
i'm pretty sure that guy is me

How you doing? Are ye well?

Your not who I had in mind really

pandaia · Post by **pandaia** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:31 pm

(while playing a skream tune)

person: 'ey could you play some skream'
me: 'yeh right after this one.'
person: 'who's this?'
me: 'burial.'
person: 'oh yeah that shit's totally hot'
me: 'yeah she's an awesome producer.'

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:49 pm

"BTW mate, you're adopted"

datura · Post by **datura** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:50 pm

"please rewind that tune with the 3 min intro"

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:16 am

"Yo, you got a mic there, let me spit a few bars"

FUCK. OFF.

If I wanted an MC, I'd have bought one with me not chosen some half baked clown from the crowd. Do you go up to the other DJs without a mic and ask to spin a few tunes? I think not.

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 am

Wub wrote:Do you go up to the other DJs without a mic and ask to spin a few tunes? I think not.

Used to happen at beach parties I went to years ago "Giv us a mix of records boy? gawan boy" (not london)
Grrrrr!

aggle ale · Post by **aggle ale** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:50 pm

that was a waste of time

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:59 pm

Yelling out "Call yourself a DJ" if I haven't got whatever tune they've asked for is also quite annoying

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:51 pm

"can I stick my cock on your record"

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:51 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:"can I stick my cock on your record"

What the fuck sort of clubs do you play at?

datura · Post by **datura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:55 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:"can I stick my cock on your record"

sorry about that, I was exceedingly drunk though.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:56 pm

Wub wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:"can I stick my cock on your record"

What the fuck sort of clubs do you play at?

best not to ask mate. the answer's not what you expect

primate · Post by **primate** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:57 am

"+12! GWAAN!"

"...and here's your playlist for tonight"

"less bleeps, more guitars!"

"do you do weddings?"

etc...

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:28 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:"can I stick my cock on your record"

Was 2Live Crew's DJ in the house that night?

wub · Post by **wub** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:32 am

I once got asked to leave the decks at a house party for in a somewhat less than coherent state trying to mix with a dinner plate

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Wed May 07, 2008 11:37 am

badger wrote:
Wub wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:"can I stick my cock on your record"

What the fuck sort of clubs do you play at?
best not to ask mate. the answer's not what you expect

I think it's exactly what I'd expect, and it's nothing to do with poultry farms

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