Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

[dr ddd]

granted, but now you're not allowed to drink anywhere else, so you have to go to work for a bevvy


i wish when i wiggled my nose i could will anything i wanted into existence, right here in front of me

[elbe]

granted, but you forget how to wiggle your nose

I wish I had a laptop so could go work outside (with me bevvie )

[kidlogic]

granted, but you forget how to wiggle your nose

I wish I had a laptop so could go work outside (with me bevvie )

granted, but you forget that your lap dissapears when you stand up and the lappy falls to the ground and smashes to pieces.

I wish it was exactly 2 hours from now.

[dr ddd]

granted, but you forget how to wiggle your nose

I wish I had a laptop so could go work outside (with me bevvie )

granted, but you forget that your lap dissapears when you stand up and the lappy falls to the ground and smashes to pieces.

I wish it was exactly 2 hours from now.

granted, but the clocks wind back a year ago so you have to do all those night shifts all over again

i wish i could get some focus on and stop fidgeting around and getting distracted already

[elbe]

granted...u focus on a small pubic hair you have just found curled up in your lippy, you are completely focused on this that you don't move for the next 3 weeks, when you finaly breack the trance all your stuff is on the street, wreked, and you still found someones pube in your lippy

I wish that this tropicana spirit tasted better

[kins83]

granted...u focus on a small pubic hair you have just found curled up in your lippy, you are completely focused on this that you don't move for the next 3 weeks, when you finaly breack the trance all your stuff is on the street, wreked, and you still found someones pube in your lippy

I wish that this tropicana spirit tasted better

Granted, but now you are hooked on it and you find yourself stealing the posessions of your friends and family in order to get your grubby mitts on more of that delicious beverage.

I wish for something exciting to happen to me.

[kidlogic]

granted, but its not what you expect and has an unfortunate outcome.

I wish it were friday.

[kins83]

granted, but its not what you expect and has an unfortunate outcome.

I wish it were friday.

Granted, and as it's friday, you eat fish and CHIPS.

I wish smoking wasn't so damn unhealthy.

[elbe]

Granted, BUT DUE TO YOUR HEALTHNESS you are kidnapped by a team of internationl terrorist penguins, who take you by helicopter, to thier hideout in the Sahara (who would think to look for penguins there?) when you arrive there is a gun battle going on and the helicopter gets hit, spiraling toward the ground, you jump out to make your escape but land badly and break a leg, you look up to find yourself surround by hundreds of penguins, who, as punishment for trying to escape, then take it in turns to arse/face rape you. then they leave you bloodied on the gound, which breack your heart because you had developed stockholm syndrome.


I wish my mind didn't work in this way.

[kins83]

Granted but now you have no imagination.

I wish terrorist penguins existed.

[kidlogic]

Granted, but they kidnap you and take you to their secret lair in the Sahara... etc, etc.

I wish terrorist penguins existed too.

[elbe]

Granted, but they kidnap you and take you to their secret lair in the Sahara... etc, etc.

I wish terrorist penguins existed too.

granted, then the above happens


I wish I had mor energy

[ashley]

Granted but now you have no imagination.

I wish terrorist penguins existed.

granted, then the above happens


I wish I had mor energy

Granted but you run for miles and people report you missing and several months later you are pronounced as dead even though your jogging through Chile avoiding molten lavaz.

I wish my fan span faster.

[kins83]

Granted but you run for miles and people report you missing and several months later you are pronounced as dead even though your jogging through Chile avoiding molten lavaz.

I wish my fan span faster.

Granted but it goes so fast that it takes off and you are left fanless.

I wish I'd got in to work earlier today.

[bjackman]

granted but that's a stupid wish

unless you work in a super-classy male brothel with a dress code and bouncers who only let in fit womans

i wish i had a job in a super-classy male brothel with a dress code and bouncers who only let in fit womans
and that i got into work early this morning

[elbe]

granted but that's a stupid wish

unless you work in a super-classy male brothel with a dress code and bouncers who only let in fit womans

i wish i had a job in a super-classy male brothel with a dress code and bouncers who only let in fit womans
and that i got into work early this morning

Granted, but ur job is to wash the cum stained sheets and pick up all the used rubbers.


I wish that this weekend I go shopping to get the BBQ food before it sells out.

[primate]

I wish that this weekend I go shopping to get the BBQ food before it sells out.

granted but you get tapeworm from undercooking the pork and have to spend 5 hours on the shitter while it crawls down the u-bend

i wish i could own all the mp3s i have on wax (as doubles so I can ebay the spares)

[elbe]

I wish that this weekend I go shopping to get the BBQ food before it sells out.

granted but you get tapeworm from undercooking the pork and have to spend 5 hours on the shitter while it crawls down the u-bend

i wish i could own all the mp3s i have on wax (as doubles so I can ebay the spares)

Granted, but its all on your grannys ear wax.

I wish I could be more empathetic

[theevilgirl]

I wish that this weekend I go shopping to get the BBQ food before it sells out.

granted but you get tapeworm from undercooking the pork and have to spend 5 hours on the shitter while it crawls down the u-bend

i wish i could own all the mp3s i have on wax (as doubles so I can ebay the spares)

Granted, but its all on your grannys ear wax.

I wish I could be more empathetic

granted but now ur a crying whiney bitch about everything and no one wants to be your friend.

i wish i woke up earlier.

[bellybelle]

Granted, but its all on your grannys ear wax.

I wish I could be more empathetic

Granted but feeling the weight of the worlds sadness cripples you into paralysis only remedied by strong doses of heroin and you end up a junky


I wish I were back in LA for good