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swomp · Post by **swomp** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:19 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
eLBe wrote:
primate wrote:
eLBe wrote:I wish that this weekend I go shopping to get the BBQ food before it sells out.
granted but you get tapeworm from undercooking the pork and have to spend 5 hours on the shitter while it crawls down the u-bend

i wish i could own all the mp3s i have on wax (as doubles so I can ebay the spares)
Granted, but its all on your grannys ear wax.

I wish I could be more empathetic
granted but now ur a crying whiney bitch about everything and no one wants to be your friend.

i wish i woke up earlier.

Granted, but you wake up to the sound of 20 screaming cats

I wish I was abroad

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:21 pm

swamp wrote:
Granted, but you wake up to the sound of 20 screaming cats

I wish I was abroad

granted but youre in siberia.....

i wish i packed for europe earlier.

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:43 pm

granted but you packed for Siberia because that's where you're going

i wish i had a babel fish

swomp · Post by **swomp** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:47 pm

bjackman wrote:granted but you packed for Siberia because that's where you're going

i wish i had a babel fish

Granted, but he'll translate all wrong

I wish I had a bottomless keg of beer

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Thu May 08, 2008 4:49 pm

swamp wrote:Granted, but he'll translate all wrong

I wish I had a bottomless keg of beer

granted but the flies on all your jeans come with 32 rusted buttons that are impossible to undo in time once the beer really starts flowin

i wish i were back in LA for good

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu May 08, 2008 6:13 pm

bellybelle wrote:
swamp wrote:Granted, but he'll translate all wrong

I wish I had a bottomless keg of beer
granted but the flies on all your jeans come with 32 rusted buttons that are impossible to undo in time once the beer really starts flowin

i wish i were back in LA for good

granted but you get shot up on the block

I wish I had money for chip shop

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:43 pm

Ashley wrote:
granted but you get shot up on the block

I wish I had money for chip shop

Granted, but it's not cooked properly, gives you food poisoning, and you spend the next three days shitting through the eye of a needle.

I wish I could make it to Exodus this month instead of going on a stag do.

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:47 pm

RojParody wrote:
Ashley wrote:
granted but you get shot up on the block

I wish I had money for chip shop
Granted, but it's not cooked properly, gives you food poisoning, and you spend the next three days shitting through the eye of a needle.

I wish I could make it to Exodus this month instead of going on a stag do.

granted but the inescapable guilt of not going to your mates' stag do ruins the whole evening for you

i wish everyone including me was gay and all men came to the northern hemisphere and all women went to the southern.

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Thu May 08, 2008 8:50 pm

granted..... but why?

I wish I tanned and didnt burn

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:04 pm

Dubloke wrote:granted..... but why?

I wish I tanned and didnt burn

Granted... but you look like David Dickinson and Dale Winton's love child.

I wish had enough money to retire and live comfortably for the rest of my life.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:09 pm

RojParody wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted..... but why?

I wish I tanned and didnt burn
Granted... but you look like David Dickinson and Dale Winton's love child.

I wish had enough money to retire and live comfortably for the rest of my life.

granted but you die tomorrow

i wish i got more tattoos

rojparody · Post by **rojparody** » Thu May 08, 2008 9:12 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote:
granted but you die tomorrow

i wish i got more tattoos

Granted, but now you have ink poisoning, and can't touch anything without it stinging like salt in an open wound.

I wish I could speak Norwegian.

echo wanderer · Post by **echo wanderer** » Thu May 08, 2008 11:15 pm

RojParody wrote: Granted, but now you have ink poisoning, and can't touch anything without it stinging like salt in an open wound.

I wish I could speak Norwegian.

Granted,but the wish fairy mistakes it for Glaswegian and you're stranded in Oslo.

I wish I had my own brewery/distillery.

thief · Post by **thief** » Thu May 08, 2008 11:52 pm

Granted but you can only brew alcohol free beer.

I wish I the week was 8 days long and there were two saturdays and sunday to every weekend.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:35 am

Granted, but the working week is now 6 days long, and everyone hates you because now the Friday feeling no longer exists.

I wish I had had a bigger breakfast...hungry already.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:37 am

Granted but your bigger breakfast is full of maggots

I wish i got my hair cut

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Fri May 09, 2008 8:53 am

granted, but it was ur pubic hair, shaved, now its going back and it fukin itches (believe me) you can't stop itching but u happen to be near a play park, some mothers see you and gett the wrong idea, they're hubbys then come and lay seven...no eight shades of shit into you before you are arrested as a peado, sent to prison where, due to your hailess body, you become the favourite play mate for the inmates

I wish I had a maggotless bacon sandwich right NOW.

primate · Post by **primate** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:11 am

eLBe wrote:I wish I had a maggotless bacon sandwich right NOW.

granted, but the shop's out of HP. and you get hit by a truck crossing the street cos you're too busy wiping melted butter of your topman suit.

i wish i could freeze time so i could mess with the ladies

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:14 am

primate wrote:
eLBe wrote:I wish I had a maggotless bacon sandwich right NOW.
granted, but the shop's out of HP. and you get hit by a truck crossing the street cos you're too busy wiping melted butter of your topman suit.

i wish i could freeze time so i could mess with the ladies

Granted but when you freeze time, fannys close up and tits go inside out.

I wish i wasnt working tonight so i could go see doc scott

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:16 am

gwa wrote:
primate wrote:
eLBe wrote:I wish I had a maggotless bacon sandwich right NOW.
granted, but the shop's out of HP. and you get hit by a truck crossing the street cos you're too busy wiping melted butter of your topman suit.

i wish i could freeze time so i could mess with the ladies
Granted but when you freeze time, fannys close up and tits go inside out.

I wish i wasnt working tonight so i could go see doc scott

granted except you get mugged on the way there and end up upside down in a trash bin..

i wish i had some pizza

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