Aint just me, right?

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:23 pm

Now, im not getting on a naturism tip, cos that sounds/is a bit weird. But clothes can fuck off innit?

Like, im not the only one who at coming back to the house instantly adopts a pair of shorts at the bare maximum? (HOLY SHIT THAT WORKS ON 3 LEVELS) Just hate the fuckers! So constricting and awkward, and always pissing me off with getting in the way or whatever. I mean, big up for the warmth factor for sure, God knows living in Wales makes you appreciate the more water-proof things in life...but when im inside at least, the LAST thing I wanna be is covered in some body-shaped bit of cloth. I think thats the thing that gets to me the most actually, shit thats meant to properly mould around you (long sleeve T-shirts for a start...FUCK OFF!!?!!!!) yet wherever you move there flapping about, getting in the way, tickling some ting...

Been well cold today so been having to wear full on clothes all day, and its been getting to me on a big time.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:32 pm

ah yeh if it wasn't for society's 'indecent exposure' rules and the pressure of being COMPLETELY FUCKING HAIRLESS AT ALL TIMES i'd be naked as soon as the weather permitted. do NOT understand sleeping with clothes on either. and shoes... your feet get dirty as fuck but i'm so much happier barefoot.

simian · Post by **simian** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:33 pm

mostly i'm about not wearing socks or shoes inside (or outside, if i can get away with it)

simian · Post by **simian** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:34 pm

Delendi wrote:do NOT understand sleeping with clothes on either

this. My girlfriend fucking puts on MORE clothes to go to bed, which i really don't get.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:38 pm

simian wrote:
Delendi wrote:do NOT understand sleeping with clothes on either
this. My girlfriend fucking puts on MORE clothes to go to bed, which i really don't get.

...Hows the sex life mate?

lol dont even know where I was going with that, just felt right...

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:38 pm

lol i was thinking it

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:42 pm

i like clothes...

tshirts...

jeans....

comfy clothes...

i dont like being naked...

i get cold.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:47 pm

TheEvilGirl wrote: jeans....

Oh...my...dilly
Thats such a good point.

HOW THE FUCK IS DENIM MEANT TO BE A GOOD THING TO MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF?!!!

Denim against a checklist for "good" (although of course its all shit) clothing material:
1) Flexible - FAIL
2) Practical (i.e. not being able to hold its own weight in water) - FAIL
3) Pleasant texture - FAILBOAT
4) Warm - FAIL
5) Comfortable - Dont even get me started...FAIL (Anything which "just takes a few months to wear in!" is NOT comfortable)

God I should be working right about now...

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Sat May 17, 2008 8:50 pm

Clothes are for the lose.

I mean I wear jeans I think they're the one but soon as I get home its a tshirt and shorts/tracky bottoms. Not about sleeping with clothes on either...

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:17 pm

Delendi wrote:do NOT understand sleeping with clothes on either

I dont actually remeber the last time I wore clothes in bed, it's too constricting! I hate being hot, thats why I prefer the winter

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:27 pm

dressing gown >>>>

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:40 pm

feasible_weasel wrote:dressing gown >>>>

yeah i get on pretty well with dressing gowns! Generally made out of nice stuff, pretty floppy. Do get in the way a bit, but can be sorted by just taking yer arms out the sleeves and lettin it flap down at the waist.

Good spot feasy.

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:45 pm

<~~~insecure with nudity

unless im watching porn...

i cant really stand to look at naked people.

if my friends change in front of me i try to maintain looking away or looking directly at their face the whole time.

im such a little girl when it comes to nudity

sexual acts should be in the dark too.... or at least minimal lighting.

feasible_weasel · Post by **feasible_weasel** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:45 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote:dressing gown >>>>
yeah i get on pretty well with dressing gowns! Generally made out of nice stuff, pretty floppy. Do get in the way a bit, but can be sorted by just taking yer arms out the sleeves and lettin it flap down at the waist.

Good spot feasy.

delendi · Post by **delendi** » Sat May 17, 2008 9:59 pm

i actually LOVE clothes. i get really upset having to dress in standard jeans and top for work... love love love dressing up. but in summer... i really have to resist pulling everything off. our company policy says we have to cover up... but i asked and my bosses said it's cool if i wear hot pants and a bikini top. they're SUCH understanding guys.

parson · Post by **parson** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:02 pm

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:12 pm

YES PLS NEKKID

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:20 pm

kamala wrote:YES PLS NEKKID

You love n00d don't you?

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:22 pm

Legendary wrote:
kamala wrote:YES PLS NEKKID
You love n00d don't you?

if not nood then commando cru

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Sat May 17, 2008 10:38 pm

sometimes i wish i could go bra-less

but with these puppies:

that shit dont fly...

p.s. i like my shirt.

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