bass vs. boobs

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:26 pm

bellybelle wrote:
kidlogic wrote: Seriously, though, Bass.

And here are my top 10 reasons why.

10. Bass will never leave you.
9. Bass will never ask you to stop playing records and come to bed.
8. Bass will never get mad at you for liking another frequency of the auditory spectrum.
7. Bass will never ask you to do the dishes.
6. Bass doesnt need to be taken to dinner.
5. Bass doesnt want kids.
4. Bass doesnt make you visit its parents over the holidays.
3. Bass doesnt ask you if it looks fat in these jeans.
2. Bass cannot be fake or implanted.
1. Bass never has a headache.
Lets changes this up for some of our female bassheads:

10. Bass will never leave you.
9. Bass will always appreciate you.
8. Bass always reminds you how special you are in a way only you can relate to
7. Bass doesn't bitch if it doesn't get head
6. Bass doesn't leave the toilet seat up
5. Bass doesn't constantly ask for a threeway with you and jungle
4. Bass doesn't fuck up your house after a whole day cleaning
3. Bass doesn't come over and put ESPN on no matter what you were watching
2. Bass goes for a long time and never gets soft.
1. Bass knows when to shut the fuck up and just gets the panties dropped.

Sorry....
But must the entire universe be designed around the glorious penis? hahahahahaha

No. But in this case my list was since boobs and penis are usually mutually exclusive on the same personage.

Im sorry Belle, can I be your bassline?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:27 pm

hahahaha Von of course it is.....dun even know why we have credit cards, We should just be able to whip out a phallus to prove our worth to the world.

If you can pee across the street from here, well, lookie what you win!

Ah you men. I love you. Constant supply of entertainment.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:28 pm

bellybelle wrote:But must the entire universe be designed around the glorious penis? hahahahahaha

Man made
Man eater
Female
God was a man
Jesus was a man
There was only one woman at the last supper

I can go on....but if you are into female worship then you should join http://www.owk.cz

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:28 pm

kidlogic wrote:Im sorry Belle, can I be your bassline?

Awww kidlogic.....my mornings just wouldn't be the same without you. Speshul date with chicken and waffles please?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:30 pm

Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:But must the entire universe be designed around the glorious penis? hahahahahaha
Man made
Man eater
Female
God was a man
Jesus was a man
There was only one woman at the last supper

I can go on....but if you are into female worship then you should join http://www.owk.cz

No matter what the man, he wouldn't be here if he didn't come out of a woman. And until a man can pass another man, he should remember he's not the beginning and end of the universe.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:32 pm

bellybelle wrote:
Ashley wrote:
bellybelle wrote:But must the entire universe be designed around the glorious penis? hahahahahaha
Man made
Man eater
Female
God was a man
Jesus was a man
There was only one woman at the last supper

I can go on....but if you are into female worship then you should join http://www.owk.cz

No matter what the man, he wouldn't be here if he didn't come out of a woman. And until a man can pass another man, he should remember he's not the beginning and end of the universe.

How do you explain this:

http://www.malepregnancy.com

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:37 pm

bellybelle wrote:
kidlogic wrote:Im sorry Belle, can I be your bassline?

Awww kidlogic.....my mornings just wouldn't be the same without you. Speshul date with chicken and waffles please?

yesplskthx!!!!!

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:55 pm

Ashley wrote:How do you explain this:

http://www.malepregnancy.com

FTM Transsexual who wanted to give birth while he still could. Easy. NEXT!

hehehe dun get me wrong. I LOVE men...I really do. I imagine its the love/hate thing you gents go through tho, yes? Awesome for some things....but not worth the trouble for others?

See...again....why bass is better than booty....bewbs....tail.....it never disappoints.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:57 pm

kidlogic wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
kidlogic wrote:Im sorry Belle, can I be your bassline?

Awww kidlogic.....my mornings just wouldn't be the same without you. Speshul date with chicken and waffles please?
yesplskthx!!!!!

awwww you are the syrup and butter to my dubstep waffle....

sunset and beach time bassline too?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:01 pm

bellybelle wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
kidlogic wrote:Im sorry Belle, can I be your bassline?

Awww kidlogic.....my mornings just wouldn't be the same without you. Speshul date with chicken and waffles please?
yesplskthx!!!!!

awwww you are the syrup and butter to my dubstep waffle....

sunset and beach time bassline too?

Of course!

There's not really beaches in SF though donchakno... Just sayin'

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:08 pm

Bass all the way.

Speaking of bass, a good friend of mine told me she enjoyed it at a club one time when she was standing by the system, it was better than the washing machine.

Thank god she doesn't lurk here, told me in confidence

misk · Post by **misk** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:12 pm

i picked boobs. im sorry, but they're amazing.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:13 pm

Misk wrote:i picked boobs. im sorry, but they're amazing.

True, but you forgot one important thing that actually makes this whole poll somewhat irrelevant - Bass attracts Boobs.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:18 pm

kidlogic wrote:
Misk wrote:i picked boobs. im sorry, but they're amazing.
True, but you forgot one important thing that actually makes this whole poll somewhat irrelevant - Bass attracts Boobs.

Even more than that..the better the bass..the better the boob selection..

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:21 pm

bellybelle wrote:hahahaha Von of course it is.....dun even know why we have credit cards, We should just be able to whip out a phallus to prove our worth to the world.

If you can pee across the street from here, well, lookie what you win!

Ah you men. I love you. Constant supply of entertainment.

I've actually always wanted to piss across a street.

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:21 pm

bellybelle wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
Misk wrote:i picked boobs. im sorry, but they're amazing.
True, but you forgot one important thing that actually makes this whole poll somewhat irrelevant - Bass attracts Boobs.

Even more than that..the better the bass..the better the boob selection..

Good point. You listening, Misk?

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:21 pm

DJelements wrote:
bellybelle wrote:hahahaha Von of course it is.....dun even know why we have credit cards, We should just be able to whip out a phallus to prove our worth to the world.

If you can pee across the street from here, well, lookie what you win!

Ah you men. I love you. Constant supply of entertainment.
I've actually always wanted to piss across a street.

You cant?

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:24 pm

kidlogic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
bellybelle wrote:hahahaha Von of course it is.....dun even know why we have credit cards, We should just be able to whip out a phallus to prove our worth to the world.

If you can pee across the street from here, well, lookie what you win!

Ah you men. I love you. Constant supply of entertainment.
I've actually always wanted to piss across a street.
You cant?

this is shocking, haven't you ever been waiting for a bus coming back from a night out and busting for a wizz? If you move, you might miss the bus so you just think "fuck it" and just walk to the end of the road and paint the streets in your urine?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:26 pm

Legendary wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
bellybelle wrote:hahahaha Von of course it is.....dun even know why we have credit cards, We should just be able to whip out a phallus to prove our worth to the world.

If you can pee across the street from here, well, lookie what you win!

Ah you men. I love you. Constant supply of entertainment.
I've actually always wanted to piss across a street.
You cant?
this is shocking, haven't you ever been waiting for a bus coming back from a night out and busting for a wizz? If you move, you might miss the bus so you just think "fuck it" and just walk to the end of the road and paint the streets in your urine?

no painting when you're poppin' a squat

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Tue May 20, 2008 2:29 pm

bellybelle wrote:
Legendary wrote:
kidlogic wrote:
DJelements wrote:
bellybelle wrote:hahahaha Von of course it is.....dun even know why we have credit cards, We should just be able to whip out a phallus to prove our worth to the world.

If you can pee across the street from here, well, lookie what you win!

Ah you men. I love you. Constant supply of entertainment.
I've actually always wanted to piss across a street.
You cant?
this is shocking, haven't you ever been waiting for a bus coming back from a night out and busting for a wizz? If you move, you might miss the bus so you just think "fuck it" and just walk to the end of the road and paint the streets in your urine?

no painting when you're poppin' a squat

I feel you, one of my mates was absolutely wasted and her friends who she was with left her to get home on her own, I was at the bus stop coming back from a friends house and I didn't want her going home on her own, I mean she could barely stand...

So I took her home and we was seriously, 2 minutes from her house and she chucks her bag to me and goes.. "I NEED TO PEE" and runs round a corner, comes back out like 2 minutes later and goes.. "Man, I hate the fact we can't aim, you're lucky you have a penis"

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