Dry love life thread

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
Locked
djelements
Posts: 6830
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:25 pm
Location: First dsf male lesbian/Savannah, GA

Post by djelements » Sat May 31, 2008 10:34 pm

BlizzardMusic wrote:My love life is dry

(LOL @ me going on like it was even wet in the first place)
:( I shall lay our differences aside. I sorry. But shit dude, you're an mc. girls should be throwin themselves at you.
http://soundcloud.com/helixdelay
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper
Top
theevilgirl
Posts: 2324
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:38 pm
Location: So FLo
Contact:
Contact theevilgirl

Post by theevilgirl » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:38 pm

DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
DJelements wrote:Mine's dryer than the mojave.
THIS


sad times.
Emo corner?
havent gotten the razor blades yet.

:|
Top
djelements
Posts: 6830
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:25 pm
Location: First dsf male lesbian/Savannah, GA

Post by djelements » Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:32 am

TheEvilGirl wrote:
DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
DJelements wrote:Mine's dryer than the mojave.
THIS


sad times.
Emo corner?
havent gotten the razor blades yet.

:|
Dang, that sucks.
http://soundcloud.com/helixdelay
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper
Top
theevilgirl
Posts: 2324
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:38 pm
Location: So FLo
Contact:
Contact theevilgirl

Post by theevilgirl » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:25 pm

DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
DJelements wrote:
TheEvilGirl wrote:
DJelements wrote:Mine's dryer than the mojave.
THIS


sad times.
Emo corner?
havent gotten the razor blades yet.

:|
Dang, that sucks.
yea....afraid the scarring is unattractive...so...

ya know.
Top
User avatar
diss04
Posts: 5727
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:47 pm
Location: Essex/London
Contact:
Contact diss04

Post by diss04 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:32 pm

cut the bottom of you' feet. then you can be emo until your all emo'ed out and no one will know unless you get some pervy muvvafudger who wants to lube up and fuck your soles :wink:
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
Top
theevilgirl
Posts: 2324
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:38 pm
Location: So FLo
Contact:
Contact theevilgirl

Post by theevilgirl » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:52 pm

Diss04 wrote:cut the bottom of you' feet. then you can be emo until your all emo'ed out and no one will know unless you get some pervy muvvafudger who wants to lube up and fuck your soles :wink:
i cant do that either...the whole foot fetish thing...

people like to lick my feets

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Top
User avatar
diss04
Posts: 5727
Joined: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:47 pm
Location: Essex/London
Contact:
Contact diss04

Post by diss04 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:56 pm

thats fucking sick (double meaning? :o )
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
Top
theevilgirl
Posts: 2324
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:38 pm
Location: So FLo
Contact:
Contact theevilgirl

Post by theevilgirl » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:01 pm

the funniest thing was when I went to my first fetish party ( i didnt know i was going so i wasnt prepared) some guy followed me around the place with "feet licker" written on his chest...

i thought I was safe cuz i was wearing sneakers...

i was wrong...
Top
donkey
Posts: 407
Joined: Mon May 26, 2008 7:32 pm

Post by donkey » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:02 pm

I'll cut some emos.
Image
Top
aleks zen
Posts: 977
Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:30 pm
Location: London

Post by aleks zen » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:21 pm

ive stepped up the levels and decided to just have women as friendly companions from now on. to "try" and shag a woman in my eyes is a bit sad for he who tries to stop fucking (women over) is truly gifted and will count his blessings in due course.
right about now though im on the hunt for an intelligent singing model companion 8)
*soundcloud.com/alekszen
*soundcloud.com/neonbounty
@alekszen @neonbounty
Top
theevilgirl
Posts: 2324
Joined: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:38 pm
Location: So FLo
Contact:
Contact theevilgirl

Post by theevilgirl » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:27 pm

ALEKS ZEN wrote:ive stepped up the levels and decided to just have women as friendly companions from now on. to "try" and shag a woman in my eyes is a bit sad for he who tries to stop fucking (women over) is truly gifted and will count his blessings in due course.
right about now though im on the hunt for an intelligent singing model companion 8)
thats admirable...

so...

whats ur sign? :wink:
Top
User avatar
gena
Posts: 1081
Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:02 pm
Location: Stockholm-Sweden. Northwest UK.
Contact:
Contact gena

Post by gena » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:15 pm

Seriously, love can go shit itself :twisted: :twisted:
Top
User avatar
santy
Posts: 212
Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 2:59 pm
Location: Scouseland
Contact:
Contact santy

Post by santy » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:45 pm

I have no sex/love life at the moment =[

Not good at all!
Top
psyolopher
Posts: 2159
Joined: Fri May 30, 2008 5:43 pm
Location: Iceland
Contact:
Contact psyolopher

Post by psyolopher » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:50 pm

Santy wrote:I have no sex/love life at the moment =[

Not good at all!
Need some help with that?
Top
djelements
Posts: 6830
Joined: Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:25 pm
Location: First dsf male lesbian/Savannah, GA

Post by djelements » Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:13 am

ALEKS ZEN wrote:ive stepped up the levels and decided to just have women as friendly companions from now on. to "try" and shag a woman in my eyes is a bit sad for he who tries to stop fucking (women over) is truly gifted and will count his blessings in due course.
right about now though im on the hunt for an intelligent singing model companion 8)
Badman.
http://soundcloud.com/helixdelay
kejk wrote:I prefer the pooper
Top
User avatar
hera
Posts: 3449
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:59 am
Location: Los Anjealous
Contact:
Contact hera

Post by hera » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:51 am

nope, still cant relate.
Top
aleks zen
Posts: 977
Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:30 pm
Location: London

Post by aleks zen » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:31 am

DJelements wrote:
ALEKS ZEN wrote:ive stepped up the levels and decided to just have women as friendly companions from now on. to "try" and shag a woman in my eyes is a bit sad for he who tries to stop fucking (women over) is truly gifted and will count his blessings in due course.
right about now though im on the hunt for an intelligent singing model companion 8)
Badman.
honest to god fam. women have always thrown themselves at me so i cant even be bothered to "try" now u get me. all i need to do now is treat women as friends and with respect and everyones happy :wink: thats MY PHILOSOPHY at least, everyones different

:8:
*soundcloud.com/alekszen
*soundcloud.com/neonbounty
@alekszen @neonbounty
Top
User avatar
santy
Posts: 212
Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 2:59 pm
Location: Scouseland
Contact:
Contact santy

Post by santy » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:33 pm

Psyolopher wrote:
Santy wrote:I have no sex/love life at the moment =[

Not good at all!
Need some help with that?
You charmer you!
Top
Locked

Return to “Secret Ninja Hideout”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests