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ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:45 pm

setspeed wrote:
Ashley wrote:
setspeed wrote:i'd hit it
dude you know what, fuck it. Thats my new avatar. Standard.
do it!

the gyal will be all over you

badder man cocknose of a dog

setspeed · Post by **setspeed** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:57 pm

jah wobble · Post by **jah wobble** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:04 pm

Ashley wrote:badder man cocknose of a dog

amazing.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:29 am

Ashley wrote: badder man cocknose of a dog

I'm actually considering masturbating just to that statement.

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:25 am

Santy wrote:
dustrickx wrote:who doesnt
what role play do you like?

Personally I like the lord and the peasants role play, choosing as many female peasants as I like, having my wicked way whilst eating a chicken leg in one hand and goblet of wine in the other ... all at the same time !!

Reading those online cyber role play cranks are the ones though !!

dustrickx · Post by **dustrickx** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:15 pm

Santy wrote:
dustrickx wrote:who doesnt
what role play do you like?

anything as long as it involves me gettin' it in the end

I mean I basicly like girls to perform a different personality than they usualy have... which most are rather good at

me myself I just like playin' badbwoy which I actualy am, but barely live up to in order not to shock people

wouldn't mind performing any part if a girls asks me to... I love the theatrical side of good sex anyway...

dustrickx · Post by **dustrickx** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:18 pm

Alphacat wrote:How about that weird psychosis you get when you haven't been laid for over 6 months?

Years ago that happened to me: the first 3 months were voluntary since I'd just broken up with a long time GF and was kinda blue: after that though, I just couldn't get laid to save my life for another 3 months.

I started getting in these really intense, heated discussions all the time and getting physically angry when people couldn't understand something basic, or were flippant - basically started taking EVERYTHING waaaay too personally and seriously. My friends noticed and commented on it - "WTF is wrong with you, dude?"

And then-

a really sordid, almost shameful 1 night stand with a gal I met [sigh] online. She came to my house, we broke my bedframe, and in the morning I felt like a bastard, but at least I could think right again.

That will never happen again, so help me...

6 months without sex?
what a waste of precious time!!

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:35 pm

pdomino wrote:
Santy wrote:
dustrickx wrote:who doesnt
what role play do you like?
Personally I like the lord and the peasants role play, choosing as many female peasants as I like, having my wicked way whilst eating a chicken leg in one hand and goblet of wine in the other ... all at the same time !!

did this take much persuasion?

santy · Post by **santy** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:35 pm

dustrickx wrote:
Santy wrote:
dustrickx wrote:who doesnt
what role play do you like?
anything as long as it involves me gettin' it in the end
I mean I basicly like girls to perform a different personality than they usualy have... which most are rather good at
me myself I just like playin' badbwoy which I actualy am, but barely live up to in order not to shock people
wouldn't mind performing any part if a girls asks me to... I love the theatrical side of good sex anyway...

LOVES it!!!

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:36 pm

lol @ theatrical sex

"whats my motivation?"

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:37 pm

deamonds wrote:
pdomino wrote:
Santy wrote:
dustrickx wrote:who doesnt
what role play do you like?
Personally I like the lord and the peasants role play, choosing as many female peasants as I like, having my wicked way whilst eating a chicken leg in one hand and goblet of wine in the other ... all at the same time !!

did this take much persuasion?

Not at all when your force feeding someone

Ha never been

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:47 pm

To all ladies who like buttsex0rn.....Wipe your ass proper!

von · Post by **von** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:53 pm

lol eurrrgh

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:58 pm

hahaha filth
never get anywhere near my corn hole.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:04 pm

wheres that gif with the porn girl getting done up the arse only for it to explode with runny shit?

alphacat · Post by **alphacat** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:07 pm

dustrickx wrote:6 months without sex?
what a waste of precious time!!

You ain't fuckin' kidding - there's only so much that weed, beer, and porn can do fer a man, you know?

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:08 pm

Diss04 wrote:wheres that gif with the porn girl getting done up the arse only for it to explode with runny shit?

Hope it isnt you in that video!
Anyway, thats really rare atleast

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:47 am

GUYS : LEARN TO LAST LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES

SERIOUSLY

i'm sick of hearing my girls complain about the vast inadequacies of the male biology

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:49 am

kamala wrote:

GUYS : LEARN TO LAST LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES

SERIOUSLY

5 whole minutes!?!?!? Wow.

von · Post by **von** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:20 pm

kamala wrote:

GUYS : LEARN TO LAST LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES

SERIOUSLY

i'm sick of hearing my girls complain about the vast inadequacies of the male biology

And what would you suggest. In my personal opinion, theres nothing thatd make a man last longer than foreplay & headz.

The dudes who buss during 4Play are the paedophiles you need to ditch

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