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dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:01 pm

granted, but the job is so much better that you end up spending all ur life workin like a busy bee and never get laid... unless u take a shine to that foxy elderly cleaner of course

*winks at lady B

I wish i was over the pond right now

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:17 pm

granted but when you get over the pond, you find yourself in a land.....

WITHOUT BACON!!!!!

I wish i could make time jump forward

*squeeeeeeeeezes ddddddddddd*

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:28 pm

granted but in the time that you skip forward to ddd has died in a terrible boating accident and you'll never see her again... oh wait i'm supposed to be making a wish end badly aren't i....

i wish donkey would give up on his "disguise"

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:35 pm

hahahahahahahha

granted - but then the other alias is back

i wish i could buy some bacon on this side of the pond :baby:

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:39 pm

granted....but its all tofu bacon

i wish badger had a horse to love

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:42 pm

granted, but it's ddd and i won't let her leave the house anymore and you can't see her so ner ner ner ner etc

i wish i wasn't now in love with a horse lady

ch3 · Post by **ch3** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:45 pm

granted, now you're in love with Donkey

I wish I was back in UK already

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:49 pm

granted, but you're staying with donkey

i wish kidlogic would stop trying to flood my sett with his damn hose

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:56 pm

granted but he floods your house instead and then all you have is the horse you rode in on...who is obviously not ddd because ddd would be with me, so there!

I wish I had a Mister Softee truck of my very own!

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:08 pm

granted, but little do you realise that mr softy is actually my nickname, and due to a clerical error you get sent me instead of an ice cream truck. and i kill your horse when i get there

i wish all horses would fuck off and die. they are such waste of life, all they do all day is stand around with their stupid faces saying the same thing all day. "neigh"? think of something else to say you stupid fucker. oh and whilst you're at it, die as well

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:19 pm

badger wrote:granted, but little do you realise that mr softy is actually my nickname, and due to a clerical error you get sent me instead of an ice cream truck. and i kill your horse when i get there

i wish all horses would fuck off and die. they are such waste of life, all they do all day is stand around with their stupid faces saying the same thing all day. "neigh"? think of something else to say you stupid fucker. oh and whilst you're at it, die as well

Not my horsie! I put flowers in the hair and call it "Badgers Lurve Muffin"!!

Granted....horses die all over...some falling on people killin them instantly....and so much that the stench of rotting flesh gets into everything...all food...all clothes... And then....well.....then the Unicorn comes back with a vengeance... and comes to find the gent who wished his brethren dead.....and you don't wanna know the plans he has for you with that polished, sharpened horn of his....

Think.....Se7en

I wish I had a bacon wrapped hot dog!

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:23 pm

bellybelle wrote:I wish I had a bacon wrapped hot dog!

granted, but that's what kidlogic is calling his naughty bits these days. and to make matters worse, he's using unsmoked bacon

i wish that unicorn would remove his horn

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:24 pm

badger wrote:
bellybelle wrote:I wish I had a bacon wrapped hot dog!
granted, but that's what kidlogic is calling his naughty bits these days. and to make matters worse, he's using unsmoked bacon

i wish that unicorn would remove his horn

granted but then he sticks it up ur bum...

i wish i could have some more miami weed.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:37 pm

granted but it involves having to go back to Miami....

I wish I had a good kebab (yes I am famished!)

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:05 pm

Granted but it is so good that no kebab you eat again comes anywhere near the same standard, and kebabs are ruined for you from then on.

I wish I got into work earlier.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:16 pm

kins83 wrote:I wish I got into work earlier.

Granted....but you got in an hour earlier thinking you were gonna leave earlier and someone got stuck in traffic, leaving you extra work, making you stay later anyway...

I wish I had some tilapia tacos...

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:32 pm

granted but you won't have some for long, apia is goin'g to taco very soon.

i wish this thread was as sticky as <insert>

wascal · Post by **wascal** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:32 pm

bellybelle wrote:
kins83 wrote:I wish I got into work earlier.
Granted....but you got in an hour earlier thinking you were gonna leave earlier and someone got stuck in traffic, leaving you extra work, making you stay later anyway...

I wish I had some tilapia tacos...

Granted, but you can only eat it with your hands behind your back.

I wish I was in Barcelona already

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:33 pm

you're a bastard for getting the first and my corruption beats yours.

i wish i had read the wish above me because it's difficult to corrupt without konwing it

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:46 pm

Granted but you are incapable of thinking up a decent corruption and you disappear from the thread forever.

I wish I hadn't fucked things up with my ex.

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