um bongo

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:27 pm

just drank a carten of um bongo well nice never seen it in the flesh
just carnt get over it that I drunk um bongo

im collecting these things and if u have allot of them u get a free um bongo
lunch box

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:16 pm

Remember the ad from the 80's "um bongo, um bongo, dey drink it in de Congo" which seems unlikely as they'd probably be eating the fresh fruits themselves - so another bit of ad bollox to add to the list

doctorkinetic · Post by **doctorkinetic** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:39 pm

I'd love a nice cold Um Bongo- haven't had one for years. Or some nice fresh jungle fruit

threnody · Post by **threnody** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:51 pm

Shonky wrote:Remember the ad from the 80's "um bongo, um bongo, dey drink it in de Congo" which seems unlikely as they'd probably be eating the fresh fruits themselves - so another bit of ad bollox to add to the list

Nope. When i last went to the congo it's all they drank. Literally the women breast fed it to babies!

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:55 pm

threnody wrote:
Shonky wrote:Remember the ad from the 80's "um bongo, um bongo, dey drink it in de Congo" which seems unlikely as they'd probably be eating the fresh fruits themselves - so another bit of ad bollox to add to the list
Nope. When i last went to the congo it's all they drank. Literally the women breast fed it to babies!

Now that's a lie isn't it. I dunno, try and make a serious point and suddenly the mockers appear. Mock, mock, mock

threnody · Post by **threnody** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:45 pm

Sorry you're right....i was thinking of essex!

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:13 pm

LOL big thread.

mungo · Post by **mungo** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:31 am

http://www.umbongo.com/video/umbongo.mov

This needs a dubstep rework..

mungo · Post by **mungo** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:37 am

Kia-ora.. to orangy for crows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:26 pm

nice 1
um mungo um mongo theay drink it in the congo

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:45 am

I'd like to drink umbongo from a strippers arse with a straw.

bushby · Post by **bushby** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:56 am

The question is have you ever had Um Ognob? Limited edition um bongo, different flavour. I've only had it once, can't remember what it tasted like.

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:53 pm

I don't want to put a dampner on things, but isn't it weird that both of these adverts were pretty dodgy, the lyrics to the um bongo song and the characters in Kia Ora? You couldn't get away with it now, they drink it in the Republic of Congo doesn't flow as well. The 80's was like a different era.I loved the Kia ora song though. I used to love Um Bongo, Kia Ora's a bit butters, used to have it at my grans, it tastes of sweeteners. this really gets me going, back in the day in the supermarket when you nick an Um Bongo or something and your mum says "We'll just put the empty carton in the trolley anyway, then we can tell the nice lady at the checkout you've drank it and pay for it anyway" Like fuck, we never used to give the empty carton back, fuck paying for that, it came off the supermarket tree.

Um Bongo was the juice though man, i wonder if it stilll tastes as good.

Whistla · Post by **Whistla** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:22 pm

MUNGO wrote:Kia-ora.. to orangy for crows

this just made my day! i totally forgot bout that!
brap!

razer-wire · Post by **razer-wire** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:51 pm

Corpsey wrote:I'd like to drink umbongo from a strippers arse with a straw.

K

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:02 pm

feelin this thread. Can you feel a thread? Metaphisical like ya get me. 80's kids food stuffs in general. Er hedgehog crisps that lasted one season. The precurser to space raiders that got taken off the shelves because they had more colorings then Sunny D. Fuck no wonder i got cought smashing the churches stained glass windows.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:13 pm

metalboxproducts wrote: feelin this thread. Can you feel a thread? Metaphisical like ya get me. 80's kids food stuffs in general. Er hedgehog crisps that lasted one season. The precurser to space raiders that got taken off the shelves because they had more colorings then Sunny D. Fuck no wonder i got cought smashing the churches stained glass windows.

Would be great wouldn't it, a dubstep "I Love the 80's" thread, with foodstuff sub-genres. Except I didn't love the 80's - it were shite.

Having said this though, no-one comes up with TV like this anymore

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manimal

Slightly better than fucking Airport, Big Brother, Celebrity Cuntwatch, The Boy who's Face Fell Off, and Traffic Wardens.

Thank fuck for Time Trumpet - lampooning the early 21st Century nostalgia in pre-emptive stylee

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