The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:42 am

Thinking about my ex. Stupid stupid stupid kins.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:50 am

kins83 wrote:Thinking about my ex. Stupid stupid stupid kins.

sorry to hear that mate.

I would send u a pic of myself to take ur mind of her, but unfortunatly I am at work, and it would be gay.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:53 am

eLBe wrote:I would send u a pic of myself to take ur mind of her, but unfortunatly I am at work, and it would be gay.

don't worry, i sent him an album of some of my greatest poses last week. i'm sure that'll help get him through the darker times

know how you feel though mate. find myself thinking about my ex from time to time, mainly because i'm single now though tbh. i really wouldn't want to get back together with her

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:59 am

Hearing people in work singing along to the radio

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:59 am

badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:I would send u a pic of myself to take ur mind of her, but unfortunatly I am at work, and it would be gay.
don't worry, i sent him an album of some of my greatest poses last week. i'm sure that'll help get him through the darker times

know how you feel though mate. find myself thinking about my ex from time to time, mainly because i'm single now though tbh. i really wouldn't want to get back together with her

sometimes i do the same, not often know as it has been a while, more just coz I really miss sex at the moment.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:06 am

eLBe wrote:sometimes i do the same, not often know as it has been a while, more just coz I really miss sex at the moment.

hehe same

it's annoying though because other than that i'm very happily single

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:11 am

badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:sometimes i do the same, not often know as it has been a while, more just coz I really miss sex at the moment.
hehe same

it's annoying though because other than that i'm very happily single

we are one.

I wanna know where all those fun, liberated girls who are just up for being fuck buddies are. I keep hearing bout them but can't seem to find one.

badger · Post by **badger** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:36 am

bangladeshi's passports

please don't anyone take this as racist but they fucking stink (the passports; not necessarily the people). got to work this morning feeling like death and the first application i got had 6 bangladesh passports in it, each as sweet smelling as the first - what a great start to the morning

. i don't know what it is but no country (or at least their passports) seems to have quite the same smell, i can open a plastic wallet with an application and just from the smell, without seeing any of the paperwork, i can immediately tell the person is from bangladesh. this is usually just before i draw for the gas mask

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:52 am

Cheers gents.

Yeah Badger I kind of feel like that too.

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:55 am

badger wrote:bangladeshi's passports

please don't anyone take this as racist but they fucking stink (the passports; not necessarily the people). got to work this morning feeling like death and the first application i got had 6 bangladesh passports in it, each as sweet smelling as the first - what a great start to the morning . i don't know what it is but no country (or at least their passports) seems to have quite the same smell, i can open a plastic wallet with an application and just from the smell, without seeing any of the paperwork, i can immediately tell the person is from bangladesh. this is usually just before i draw for the gas mask

Maybe you have Synaesthesia? Either that or you've been in your job too long

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:50 pm

eLBe wrote:
badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:sometimes i do the same, not often know as it has been a while, more just coz I really miss sex at the moment.
hehe same

it's annoying though because other than that i'm very happily single
we are one.

I wanna know where all those fun, liberated girls who are just up for being fuck buddies are. I keep hearing bout them but can't seem to find one.

For shame.... because a lot of those "fun, liberated" girls are actually quite miserably in bondage to the notion that a man's sexual favor is the be all and end all determinant of their worth. And though there are some for whom casual sex is a sport at which they hope to win, for the most part, they're "fun and liberated" because they hope to fuck the right one into a relationship...

I swear, Pretty Woman is not a goal. For the one fake ho who met and married Richard Gere's character, there are countless other girls who are hoping that their puerile understanding of sexuality will be enough to bargain with. But you're supposed to gamble with chips.....not your body/soul.

Enjoy the ladies....and try not to think about them crying because no one loves them and no one will stay long enough to leave a toothbrush behind. Liberated, indeed...

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:51 pm

bellybelle wrote:
eLBe wrote:
badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:sometimes i do the same, not often know as it has been a while, more just coz I really miss sex at the moment.
hehe same

it's annoying though because other than that i'm very happily single
we are one.

I wanna know where all those fun, liberated girls who are just up for being fuck buddies are. I keep hearing bout them but can't seem to find one.
For shame.... because a lot of those "fun, liberated" girls are actually quite miserably in bondage to the notion that a man's sexual favor is the be all and end all determinant of their worth. And though there are some for whom casual sex is a sport at which they hope to win, for the most part, they're "fun and liberated" because they hope to fuck the right one into a relationship...

I swear, Pretty Woman is not a goal. For the one fake ho who met and married Richard Gere's character, there are countless other girls who are hoping that their puerile understanding of sexuality will be enough to bargain with. But you're supposed to gamble with chips.....not your body/soul.

Enjoy the ladies....and try not to think about them crying because no one loves them and no one will stay long enough to leave a toothbrush behind. Liberated, indeed...

Fuck fuck buddies. About as shallow as things get, IMO.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:56 pm

bellybelle wrote:
eLBe wrote:
badger wrote:
eLBe wrote:sometimes i do the same, not often know as it has been a while, more just coz I really miss sex at the moment.
hehe same

it's annoying though because other than that i'm very happily single
we are one.

I wanna know where all those fun, liberated girls who are just up for being fuck buddies are. I keep hearing bout them but can't seem to find one.
For shame.... because a lot of those "fun, liberated" girls are actually quite miserably in bondage to the notion that a man's sexual favor is the be all and end all determinant of their worth. And though there are some for whom casual sex is a sport at which they hope to win, for the most part, they're "fun and liberated" because they hope to fuck the right one into a relationship...

I swear, Pretty Woman is not a goal. For the one fake ho who met and married Richard Gere's character, there are countless other girls who are hoping that their puerile understanding of sexuality will be enough to bargain with. But you're supposed to gamble with chips.....not your body/soul.

Enjoy the ladies....and try not to think about them crying because no one loves them and no one will stay long enough to leave a toothbrush behind. Liberated, indeed...

look, Im quite fine on my own at the moment. I don't want a relationship. I just want a qucik fuck now and then. There has to be women who think the same as me surely.

triky · Post by **triky** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:02 pm

^get yerself down king's cross and bring sum monies or alternatively, go to essex.

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:03 pm

eLBe wrote: look, Im quite fine on my own at the moment. I don't want a relationship. I just want a qucik fuck now and then. There has to be women who think the same as me surely.

and there are. if you want to satisfy your libido without thinking of the other person, then hire a prostitute. if you don't wanna spend the money, then try to find a woman who agrees. But in all honesty, nothing in life is free. And just cuz the cost isn't upfront doesn't mean you're not gonna be paying deep into it later on...

And who knows? Maybe because of your liberation, you'll check yourself every time someone calls a chick a less than favorable name based on her sexual activity. Stand up for them and say, "Hey--she's expressing her choice to be free and fun! Don't call her a ho.....she's prolly just like me, not wanting a relationship and just something to take the edge off." At least.....I could hope thats what happens...

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:14 pm

triky wrote:^get yerself down king's cross and bring sum monies or alternatively, go to essex.

I want to survive the interaction with no, or at least as little, std's as possible.

triky · Post by **triky** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:15 pm

eLBe wrote:
triky wrote:^get yerself down king's cross and bring sum monies or alternatively, go to essex.

I want to survive the interaction with no, or at least as little, std's as possible.

lol. saw a recent add for feather lite condoms... perhaps that might tickle your fancy?

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:19 pm

bellybelle wrote:
eLBe wrote: look, Im quite fine on my own at the moment. I don't want a relationship. I just want a qucik fuck now and then. There has to be women who think the same as me surely.
and there are. if you want to satisfy your libido without thinking of the other person, then hire a prostitute. if you don't wanna spend the money, then try to find a woman who agrees. But in all honesty, nothing in life is free. And just cuz the cost isn't upfront doesn't mean you're not gonna be paying deep into it later on...

And who knows? Maybe because of your liberation, you'll check yourself every time someone calls a chick a less than favorable name based on her sexual activity. Stand up for them and say, "Hey--she's expressing her choice to be free and fun! Don't call her a ho.....she's prolly just like me, not wanting a relationship and just something to take the edge off." At least.....I could hope thats what happens...

I am pretty liberall with the insults and all. tho I don't have stict associations with insults and there true meaning.

far as a prossie goes, I am looking for a quick fuck, but I want to connect with the person, not just a shallow act. I don't want a continuing relationship afterwards, but a brief moment of sharing that wonderfull experiance with someone else.

Is this really so wrong? am I actually imagining that this can happen? can two people not just meet, enjoy the night together and go their seperate ways without causing each other deep emotional damage?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:24 pm

eLBe wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
eLBe wrote: look, Im quite fine on my own at the moment. I don't want a relationship. I just want a qucik fuck now and then. There has to be women who think the same as me surely.
and there are. if you want to satisfy your libido without thinking of the other person, then hire a prostitute. if you don't wanna spend the money, then try to find a woman who agrees. But in all honesty, nothing in life is free. And just cuz the cost isn't upfront doesn't mean you're not gonna be paying deep into it later on...

And who knows? Maybe because of your liberation, you'll check yourself every time someone calls a chick a less than favorable name based on her sexual activity. Stand up for them and say, "Hey--she's expressing her choice to be free and fun! Don't call her a ho.....she's prolly just like me, not wanting a relationship and just something to take the edge off." At least.....I could hope thats what happens...
I am pretty liberall with the insults and all. tho I don't have stict associations with insults and there true meaning.

far as a prossie goes, I am looking for a quick fuck, but I want to connect with the person, not just a shallow act. I don't want a continuing relationship afterwards, but a brief moment of sharing that wonderfull experiance with someone else.

Is this really so wrong? am I actually imagining that this can happen? can two people not just meet, enjoy the night together and go their seperate ways without causing each other deep emotional damage?

on some level theoretically it can happen. but i've seen so much evidence to the contrary that I don't really believe it all that much. I'm not as familiar with the male side of things so I don't know how unscathed men are by the simple interaction. But for women, from being one and having lots of female friends over the years, the exchange is rarely that simple. But you don't really have to take my word for it. Do a search for the posts by ladies in this forum to see how even the simplest of efforts with men have had traumatic results.

nerow · Post by **nerow** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:53 pm

SEAGULLS DONT DESERVE TO BE ALIVE!!!

WHAT PURPOSE HAVE THEY GT IN LIFE?!

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