Is There A Split In Dubstep?

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:42 am

Sio2 wrote:
Corpsey wrote:
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL.
*cough*

You got issues. It don't matter where you are from or maybe you are just saying some wack sh*t to try to start something.

I think you are just drunk maybe ? At the bottom of a miserable little bottle then ...

I spat coffee on my laptop and all over my cock upon reading this.

**NEWS FLASH! CORPSEY HAS ISSUES!**

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:45 am

stanton wrote:
Sio2 wrote:
Corpsey wrote:
Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL.
*cough*

You got issues. It don't matter where you are from or maybe you are just saying some wack sh*t to try to start something.

I think you are just drunk maybe ? At the bottom of a miserable little bottle then ...

I spat coffee on my laptop and all over my cock upon reading this.

**NEWS FLASH! CORPSEY HAS ISSUES!**

hahaha

signus · Post by **signus** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:06 am

Corpsey wrote:How comes nobody DJs with their knobs out?

I do, maybe you're just not lookin hard enough.

(too many opportunities for jokes in response to this comment)

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:19 am

best post ever.

brighterday · Post by **brighterday** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:43 am

EFA wrote:No but theres a gurt split in my big hairy batty raas and at me last Exodus I had to try sooooo hard not to let the mass of Jerkymeat doth folapse on to me loefahs when I felt the Loefah wibble me guts off - Splurt!

Exactly.

wooda916 · Post by **wooda916** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:00 am

Signus wrote:
Corpsey wrote:How comes nobody DJs with their knobs out?
I do, maybe you're just not lookin hard enough.

(too many opportunities for jokes in response to this comment)

lol too easy

__________ · Post by **__________** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:40 am

Corpsey wrote:Crazy D says ''Woah woah woah'' a lot. In future he should say ''Crash bang wallop'' instead, and wear a tank top.

that might be the funniest thing i've read on this forum

badga tek · Post by **badga tek** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:36 pm

While we're on the subject of questions about the scene, why does everyone bum Corpsey? The attention-seeking little tnuc. Its probably all because his mum didn't hug him enough when he was little

efa · Post by **efa** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:39 pm

wooda916 wrote:
Signus wrote:
Corpsey wrote:How comes nobody DJs with their knobs out?
I do, maybe you're just not lookin hard enough.

(too many opportunities for jokes in response to this comment)
lol too easy

Brock out with...................................

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:50 pm

While we are setting the record straight, here are a few more dubstep facts that you may not be aware of:

1. The original masters cuttings of DMZ001/002 still exist. After a visit to a fortune teller prophecised their greatness, Mala entrusted them to a shaolin monk to hide. Unfortunately, the monk is both blind and mute, and recently lost the use of both hands in a bamboo-related accident. this has led to him being totally unable to communicate their whereabouts. Some say that deep in the Bornean rainforest a tribe has been witnessed worshipping thae cuttings as gods, and that one day they will rise again in The Great Recutting. This is as yet unconfirmed.

2. Whilst many recognise the origin of the modern "half-step" sound in dark garage and "2-step", little has been made of the pioneering "1-step" sound of early 90s producers such as Chris P Cymbals and DJ Martee Ruffnutts, which has since been divided or multiplied via a series of complex algorythms to make the music we know and love today.

3. Whilst some deny the lack of adequate quality control in recent dubstep, the facts suggest otherwise. For example, in late 2007, the first pressing of Dark Spliff Recordings had to be recalled after a customer lost his index finger in a bizzare inter-cutting incident. This was followed in early 2008 by several further recalls and C&D orders after the Trading Standards bodies of the UK found negligent practices amongst labels who were knowingly supplying customers with an inferior product that posed a threat both their hearing and general wellbeing.

dubzy · Post by **dubzy** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:53 pm

I might need to report Gravious's post to dubway
you racist

|nipsy| · Post by **|nipsy|** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:06 pm

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:14 pm

gravious wrote:Dark Spliff Recordings

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:29 pm

epic thread is epic

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:00 pm

nah, dubstep splits you!

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:02 pm

alien pimp wrote:nah, dubstep splits you!

In Soviet Russia perhaps

prime101 · Post by **prime101** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:22 pm

maximus · Post by **maximus** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:28 pm

Corpsey wrote:It's been a while since we had a 20 page thread where everyone slags each other off in the name of wobble.

I'd like to kick things off by saying that wobble is for morons and that Jubscarz smells of piss.

Moreover, I'd like to affirm that Hessle Audio might as well press their tunes up onto toilet paper instead of vinyl and have done with it, and furthermore that my arsehole is full of vinyl and blood.

Crazy D says ''Woah woah woah'' a lot. In future he should say ''Crash bang wallop'' instead, and wear a tank top.

There are too many rewind buttons on cassette players, and not enough reloads in ''Raw Deal'', considering how many bullets he must be firing.

50% of the dubstep community is ugly, the other 50% are genetially superior and should herd the other lot into giant ''Close Concentration'' camps where everyone listens to the t++ remix of ''Death is Not Final'' and furrows their brows thoughtfully, to death.

On top of all this, Burial is hideously ugly. I mean seriously- that is a face only a mother could look at without attempting to put it in a baking tray to cook it for half an hour. Burial you ugly bastard I am calling you out.

Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL. Anyone caught eating a hamburger within ten miles of a dubstep night must be wrapped up in a gigantic portion of fish and chips and drowned in bulldog corpses.

The music's too loud. Turn that fucking racket down you whippersnappers.

Why is it whenever I'm at a dubstep night somebody somewhere is murdering a child? Tells you a lot about the state this music's in in 2010, doesn't it?

this is probably the best post i have ever read on this forum.

airtight · Post by **airtight** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:31 pm

Corpsey wrote:

Any American that tries to make dubstep is not only FAT but also EVIL. Anyone caught eating a hamburger within ten miles of a dubstep night must be wrapped up in a gigantic portion of fish and chips and drowned in bulldog corpses.

hahahahahaha

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:59 pm

sapphic_beats wrote:best post ever.

Quality, worthwhile thread. Big up sio2 for missing something in translation from english to english.

Once and a while a thread posts up worth reading, and that makes me feel better about the counltess hours I waste on here

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