Joint Grime Freestyle Game.....Participate!

jess_is_not_ok · Post by **jess_is_not_ok** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:49 pm

i know we've had a few of these, but let's make a joint grime track!

the topic is: A girl who thinks shes too fly

Directions: Each person throw down some lyrics (2-4 sentences max). Try and go off the last person or last couple posts in the thread so it stays cohesive. Anything goes, whatever you want to say re: the topic or somewhat related to the topic. The Funnier the better! be ridiculous, raw, blunt, and heartless. Feel free to repeat earlier lyrics for repetitive purposes. less hip hop, more grime attitude. after it's done, peoples should make a youtube video wiv your friends mashin up the verses...

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:52 pm

now here's a story all about how...

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:55 pm

...my bitch got shot in the head, the silly cow.

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:03 pm

cow, plough you dibby dun know
cow, plough you dibby dun know
cow, plough you dibby dun know
girl get mash she dun kno how

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:10 pm

horse, plough, u dibby dun know how
horse, plough, u dibby dun know how
horse, plough, u dibby dun know how
She buried in field, some place near slough

jess_is_not_ok · Post by **jess_is_not_ok** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:11 pm

Girl get mash cause she spend all my cash
get mash cause she nuh have no class
she finking she fly but she dun know a ting
that girl act so rude and she sickly thin

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:17 pm

it's how i know she ain't greasy
she kno pay her share when we eat zizzi
....
I cut off her titty...
...then dance like scritti politti

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:43 pm

Yo, time for some americanism up on dis track
The bitch sucked at life, so I shot her in the crack.
I went and got money, spent it on some weed
Killin on some GTA4, man thass the game I need.

chu · Post by **chu** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:28 am

You play games this girl plays life
Thinks she can make mans her wife
Tits and arse be causing strife
Cut her off she ain't that nice

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:34 am

nah she deff aint nuthin nice
but blad she cooks some mean rice
shes out suckin mans cocks all over the scene
then finishin em off with a beef n black bean

shane · Post by **shane** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:42 am

she got beef from the entire team
babies in her teeth like its some kinda dream
wake up queen, you trippin, nahmean?
all that cock suckin won't accomplish what it seems

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:44 am

Rattaatat rattatat
she's gonna blow em like dat
she didnt know where to aim
thats why she owns the game
just you wait, you'll see its to late

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:33 am

Yu right, she deff ain't nice
spread her booty for any price,
but dis girl don' like gettin' high
she a skank too phat to fly

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:13 pm

Shes got stretch marks on her face
I wouldnt wanna shag the bitch
Id rather wank to drum and bass
I hear she has an awful itch
Must have headlice in the wrong place
fucking stupid chav bird bitch

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:47 am

OK Jessie, seems about all the interest you'll get
Make the tune and vid...

d-T-r · Post by **d-T-r** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:06 am

instant channel u hit

von · Post by **von** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:29 am

I'll make the beat.

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:01 am

Ashley wrote:Shes got stretch marks on her face
I wouldnt wanna shag the bitch
Id rather wank to drum and bass
I hear she has an awful itch
Must have headlice in the wrong place
fucking stupid chav bird bitch

Lawl!

primate · Post by **primate** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:46 am

grime?

oh, right, grime.

check fat minger at JD sports
bought zinger burger to get in her shorts
made fingers smell like fillet o'fish
text my crew to say i fuck that bitch...

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:01 am

bitch bitch just get tae fuck
ye cannae ride and ye cannae suck
ye think yer hot but yer minge is minging
when i rattle yer hole my dick starts stinging

Filthy middens belong in the zoo
aye hen, im right...that well includes you
so pull on those trackies and jump aff a bridge
yer maws hacket too, and yer da's a junkie.

BOLT!

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