whats pink and covered in cobwebs?

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:11 pm

Maddy McCanns Bike.

Whats the worst thing about gangrape?

Waiting your turn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, but you have to throw it really fucking hard

Whats the best thing about getting wanked by a 9 year old?

Your dick looks big in the photos.

Thank you, I'm here all night! <DrumrollwithacymbalCRASHHHHHHHH>

mumble · Post by **mumble** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:35 pm

jackieboi wrote: Whats the worst thing about gangrape?

Waiting your turn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One, but you have to throw it really fucking hard

Whats the best thing about getting wanked by a 9 year old?

Your dick looks big in the photos.

Genius

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:38 pm

first one reminds me

what is underwater and full of seamen

Madeline Mcann

stayc · Post by **stayc** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:58 pm

concept_ wrote:first one reminds me

what is underwater and full of seamen

Madeline Mcann

LMAO Eugh that's awful

panty inspector · Post by **panty inspector** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:42 pm

My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now.

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The police are trying to identify potential knife thugs in advance of the Notting Hill Carnival so they can ban troublemakers and criminals from going. I usually avoid it, but I might just go as they're going to all that effort to make it whites only event !!!

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A paedophile dies and arrives at the gates of Heaven.

St Peter says "how dare you think you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven after leading such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you really think you have a chance in hell of seeing God?"

To which the paedophile replies, "bollocks to God, its the baby Jesus I'm interested in"

neka · Post by **neka** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:59 pm

What's the number one cause in the recent rise in peadophilia?

Sexy kids.

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:33 pm

what satisfies 9 out of 10 people?

gang rape

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:29 pm

whats the best thing about fucking twentytwo year olds?

theres twenty of them

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:41 pm

jackieboi wrote:whats pink and covered in cobwebs?

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:05 pm

panty inspector wrote:My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now.

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The police are trying to identify potential knife thugs in advance of the Notting Hill Carnival so they can ban troublemakers and criminals from going. I usually avoid it, but I might just go as they're going to all that effort to make it whites only event !!!

---------------

A paedophile dies and arrives at the gates of Heaven.

St Peter says "how dare you think you can enter the Kingdom of Heaven after leading such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you really think you have a chance in hell of seeing God?"

To which the paedophile replies, "bollocks to God, its the baby Jesus I'm interested in"

That last ones a fucking belter!

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:40 pm

http://pics.nase-bohren.de/pussy.jpg

This one fits to this thread

concept_ · Post by **concept_** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:47 pm

Class 2 children are playing in the sandbox. Their teacher comes up to them and says "hello children" to which they reply, "hello sir"

He then asks little Danielle what she has been doing and she says "playing in the sandbox sir" to which he replies:
"Tell you what Danielle, if you can spell SAND, I'll give you a cookie".
"S-A-N-D" she says.
"well done" says the teacher and he gives her a cookie.

He then turn to little Gregory, asks what he has been doing and he says "playing in the sandbox sir" to which he replies:
"tell you what, if you can spell BOX, I'll give you a cookie".
"B-O-X" he says.
"well done" says the teacher and he gives him a cookie.

He then turn to little Mohammed and asks what he has been doing- he says "I was trying to play in the sandbox but all the kids were pulling at my turban and asking why I wear such stupid clothes."
"Oh dear," says the teacher. "Sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. I'll tell you what, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination', I'll give you a cookie..."

kidlogic · Post by **kidlogic** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:35 am

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:23 am

so, homie over here got a blowjob from a hooker. this wasn't just any blow job though, this hooker had skills. she was able to suck dick and sing opera at the same time. impressive!

so homie #1 goes home and tells homie # 2 all about it. homie #2 is like "thats bullshit holmes!! but if it aint... shit dawg, i gotta try me a piece a dat" and goes to find the opera singing dick sucking hooker. he finds her, gets her in a hotel, lights off, and sure enough, the bitch can suck and dick and sing opera at the same time. wow!

so homie keeps going back. i mean thats some quality ish right there. wouldn't you be a regular? thing is he kept getting this nagging feeling like he had to find out how she pulls it off. he noticed that she always insists it be dark in the room, so he devised a plan. one night he locates dick sucking opera singing hooker and takes her back to the hotel, they start going at it, shes singin opera and giving him head. but homie can't help his curiosity, right, so while shes busy goin to town on him he reaches over and pulls the light on, and there ... sitting on the table ... was a glass eye.

. . .

kamala · Post by **kamala** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:42 am

"SMH @ kamala"

wooda916 · Post by **wooda916** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:28 am

what the differance between a baby and your grandmother?

grandma doesnt die when you fuck her in the ass....

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:00 pm

wooda916 wrote:what the differance between a baby and your grandmother?

grandma doesnt die when you fuck her in the ass....

oooooooh.

wouldnt go down too well on 'This Morning'.

von · Post by **von** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:05 pm

kamala wrote:"SMH @ kamala"

Init..

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:14 pm

Von wrote:
kamala wrote:"SMH @ kamala"
Init..

That won so hard.

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