whats pink and covered in cobwebs?

bellybelle · Post by **bellybelle** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:41 pm

what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

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psyko logical · Post by **psyko logical** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:19 am

So this baby seal walked into a club...

wooda916 · Post by **wooda916** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:42 am

Psyko Logical wrote:So this baby seal walked into a club...

z.u.bee · Post by **z.u.bee** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:45 am

why are italians mostly short??

cos when they were young their mothers would tell them
"when you grow up youre gonna have to work!!"

whats green and smells of pork?

kermits dick!

thump rat · Post by **thump rat** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:35 pm

What does Maddy Mccanns vagina smell like?

My Tongue.

panty inspector · Post by **panty inspector** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:48 am

My Grandad says his sex life is great. He says, since his girlfriend has been loosing her teeth, the blow-jobs have been fantastic...

... May be a different story when her adult teeth start coming through though

Is it racist that I assumed the word "HIV" was missing when I saw the headline "Gordon Brown Is Positive After Private Meeting With Barack Obama"?

A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?"
"They come from hardons," replies the father.
The little girl then asks, "where does a hard on come from?"
The father replies, "from little girls."

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:10 am

panty inspector wrote: A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?"
"They come from hardons," replies the father.
The little girl then asks, "where does a hard on come from?"
The father replies, "from little girls."

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:49 am

I am so glad i started this thread. A wealth of borderline jail sentence humour has been found. Keep em coming lads n gals!

any links to some good kid fuckery would be alright too!!

(joke!!!)

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