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Post by dr ddd » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:41 am

not all of us have such fine specimens as your girly claws badger... :cry:

btw, how do you get yours so strong?! I can only assume it must be all that moisturising, rejuvenating eye juice you keep exposing them to.
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Post by frebentos » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:43 am

dr ddd wrote: btw, how do you get yours so strong?! I can only assume it must be all that moisturising, rejuvenating eye juice you keep exposing them to.
wanking without a wank rag :wink:
that shit SETS.
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Post by kins83 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:44 am

frebentos wrote:
dr ddd wrote: btw, how do you get yours so strong?! I can only assume it must be all that moisturising, rejuvenating eye juice you keep exposing them to.
wanking without a wank rag :wink:
that shit SETS.
Bleurgh.



but thanks for the tip
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Post by frebentos » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:47 am

kins83 wrote:
but thanks for the tip
nae worries, works jsut like ronseal. Can be used for varnishing nails, sheds, doors although please take note, spunkseal will NOT withstand heavy rain. please use spunkseal plus, which can eithe rbe purcahsed at any good DIY stor or made yourself with a hardy wank and some wood glue.
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Post by badger » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:48 am

dr ddd wrote:btw, how do you get yours so strong?! I can only assume it must be all that moisturising, rejuvenating eye juice you keep exposing them to.
good genes and natural talen, what can i say? my nails have these weird ridges going down them which is supposed to be a sign of some mineral deficiency or something, but it seems to reinforce them and make them unbreakable. i might cultivate them as some kind of weapon...
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Post by kins83 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:57 am

frebentos wrote:
kins83 wrote:
but thanks for the tip
nae worries, works jsut like ronseal. Can be used for varnishing nails, sheds, doors although please take note, spunkseal will NOT withstand heavy rain. please use spunkseal plus, which can eithe rbe purcahsed at any good DIY stor or made yourself with a hardy wank and some wood glue.
So do I eat the glue?
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badger wrote:The panda's problem isn't man. The panda's problem is that it's utterly shit
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Post by frebentos » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:00 pm

kins83 wrote:
frebentos wrote:
kins83 wrote:
but thanks for the tip
nae worries, works jsut like ronseal. Can be used for varnishing nails, sheds, doors although please take note, spunkseal will NOT withstand heavy rain. please use spunkseal plus, which can eithe rbe purcahsed at any good DIY stor or made yourself with a hardy wank and some wood glue.
So do I eat the glue?
sorry shoudl have really explained. The best way to mix it is to spunk first into a capfull glue, mix with a matchstick and now your rain resistant
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Post by diss04 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:01 pm

slighly off topic:
cum is good for hair; its like a deep conditioner :D: so now you know
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Post by kins83 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:02 pm

excellent. Thanks for the tip. My family are going on a walking holiday soon and waterproofs was one of the things I needed to get sorted.
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Post by datura » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:38 pm

dr ddd wrote: ch3 used datura's wood grinder on him and made a break for it (this is why datura isnt about so much nowadays - he's missing limbs and it takes him forever to type with his nose)
No, i regenerated my limbs. The reason I'm here less is because the forum is a bag o'shite these days.
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Post by badger » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:47 pm

i'd say it's more of a sack than a bag
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Post by kins83 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:57 pm

:baby:
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Post by badger » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:59 pm

shut it you. you're the biggest sack here
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Post by BLZDub » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:00 pm

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Post by kins83 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:01 pm

Why the fuck has this thread been reincarnated anyway?
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Post by dr ddd » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:05 pm

because, despite what all you grumpy bums say, it's still quite amusing... :twisted:


but then i'm easily amused.
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Post by badger » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:06 pm

kins83 wrote:Why the fuck has this thread been reincarnated anyway?
two words: blizzard

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Post by kins83 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:06 pm

Bah humbug.
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Post by badger » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:07 pm

dr ddd wrote:because, despite what all you grumpy bums say, it's still quite amusing... :twisted:


but then i'm easily amused.
you reckon? :?
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Post by dr ddd » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:08 pm

yes, i reckon...

but then i didnt spend all day refreshing the forum when it started so i didnt have the opportunity to get fed up with it :twisted:
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