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by felixgash » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:06 pm
datura wrote:the prks have left and the dts have taken over

Fixed.
But it's not as effective.

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von
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by von » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:07 pm
yeah im on the ps3 and theres a BIG FUCKOFF MOTH IN HERE WTF. IT JUST CLIMBED IN LIKE ITS BEEN GYM & GOT A BED HERE.. DA FUCK..
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by datura » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:10 pm
Von wrote:yeah im on the ps3 and theres a BIG FUCKOFF MOTH IN HERE WTF. IT JUST CLIMBED IN LIKE ITS BEEN GYM & GOT A BED HERE.. DA FUCK..
If you lit your lighter, would it fly into the flame?
"At the workplace, you shouldn’t look at problems in a traditional way. There might be better solutions. Dare to be creative," is Wang’ archlord power leveling s advice."
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by Dead Rats » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:12 pm
Hooo BOY OH BOY, don't talk to me about fucking moths! Not only are they GAY but they're also SO VERY QUEER.
The worst was the other day, when I was casually waking up ready to greet the day and, hang on a minute, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? ONLY A FUCKING BEEFCAKE MOTH LAYING NEXT TO ME ON MY PILLOW SINGING SWEET LULLABIES INTO MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP. I spazzed out like a spastic and got my mum to shoo it out of the room. That's right, my fucking mum since I'm scared of insects, and fucking what??? You wanna make something of it????
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von
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by von » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:12 pm
probably, the dumb eedyat.
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by von » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:13 pm
lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
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by badger » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:13 pm
for the last time it's spelt prik. jesus....
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Dead Rats
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by Dead Rats » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:14 pm
Every time I see a moth, I want to give tham a little sweet chin music, if you get what I mean...
AS IN KICK THEM IN THE FACE.
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by diss04 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:15 pm
Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
why can i imagine you just bugging out, screaming like a little girl at the sight of a moth?
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
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by datura » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:16 pm
Dead Rats wrote:Hooo BOY OH BOY, don't talk to me about fucking moths! Not only are they GAY but they're also SO VERY QUEER.
The worst was the other day, when I was casually waking up ready to greet the day and, hang on a minute, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? ONLY A FUCKING BEEFCAKE MOTH LAYING NEXT TO ME ON MY PILLOW SINGING SWEET LULLABIES INTO MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP. I spazzed out like a spastic and got my mum to shoo it out of the room. That's right, my fucking mum since I'm scared of insects, and fucking what??? You wanna make something of it????
GAY and VERY QUEER?
STOP PRESS: Scientists can make moths GAY, yes, GAY..but not QUEER. Science, YOU'RE RUBBISH.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/gay-moth.htm
"At the workplace, you shouldn’t look at problems in a traditional way. There might be better solutions. Dare to be creative," is Wang’ archlord power leveling s advice."
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by diss04 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:17 pm
dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
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by Dead Rats » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:17 pm
datura wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Hooo BOY OH BOY, don't talk to me about fucking moths! Not only are they GAY but they're also SO VERY QUEER.
The worst was the other day, when I was casually waking up ready to greet the day and, hang on a minute, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???? ONLY A FUCKING BEEFCAKE MOTH LAYING NEXT TO ME ON MY PILLOW SINGING SWEET LULLABIES INTO MY EARS WHILE I SLEEP. I spazzed out like a spastic and got my mum to shoo it out of the room. That's right, my fucking mum since I'm scared of insects, and fucking what??? You wanna make something of it????
GAY and VERY QUEER?
STOP PRESS: Scientists can make moths GAY, yes, GAY..but not QUEER. Science, YOU'RE RUBBISH.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/gay-moth.htm
Glad to know the taxpayers money is going to good use. What next, I wonder? How to turn a skunk Islamic?
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by von » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:17 pm
Diss04 wrote:Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
why can i imagine you just bugging out, screaming like a little girl at the sight of a moth?
Lol thats not even me bruv.. im jus sick of killing entire generations and being "that guy" they decide to wage a war on.
lol Dead Rats... tune up the band, yes!
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by Dead Rats » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:20 pm
Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
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by diss04 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:21 pm
Von wrote:Diss04 wrote:Von wrote:lmao @ waking up to see it jamming there, like its wifey.
why can i imagine you just bugging out, screaming like a little girl at the sight of a moth?
Lol thats not even me bruv.. im jus sick of killing entire generations and being "that guy" they decide to wage a war on.
lol @ the thought of little moths banding together to create some kind of supermoth (bit like how the wheelchair dudes in that family guy episode that one time made that hench transformer monster dude thingy) and are plotting there attacks on a tottenham resident with a penchant for daisy chains and GTA..
RUN FO YO LIIFFE
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by von » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:21 pm
Its got to the stage where, theres just dried up dead moths in my bredroom in various places. I actually cba to go around cleaning em up.
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by diss04 » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:22 pm
Dead Rats wrote:Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
Yes, sir, "brapping" them with your "heater" would be a most satisfactory way to "dead dem moth dem"
see i am like you.
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by Dead Rats » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:24 pm
Diss04 wrote:Dead Rats wrote:Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
Yes, sir, "brapping" them with your "heater" would be a most satisfactory way to "dead dem moth dem"
see i am like you.
Apart from the STUPENDOUS PHALLUS THAT YOU SO DON'T HAVE, we're exactly alike!
Also, the image of going around and cleaning dead moths up from your bedroom is...well, I won't lie, it's fucking
disturbing.
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by bellybelle » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:25 pm
Von wrote:Its got to the stage where, theres just dried up dead moths in my bredroom in various places. I actually cba to go around cleaning em up.
you need a cat
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by datura » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:26 pm
Dead Rats wrote:Diss04 wrote:dead rats - you bring shame 'pon essex.
By being scared of insects? I suppose, y'know, I could always RUN DEM DOWN in my Golf or something. Or brap them with my gun. Holla!
try running this down in your chavmobile, mr carmageddon

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