Black Acre Competition

Black Acre · Post by **Black Acre** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:23 pm

Hello, As of this week the incredible Landslide's "Dreams & Visions" will be available from all decent record shops...

To celebrate this I'm giving you lucky mother effs the chance to win a white label super advance promo copy of..

ACRE006 - DZ - Old Timers // Ear Drumz - (Due Oct!)

Stick a stupid message after this one for a chance, I won't lie "Randomly Chosen Winner" means funniest entry wins.

3 winners will be announced Wed night PM'd and posted straight after...

More Info here,

www.myspace.com/blackacrerecords

$afe Ian

dusk governor · Post by **dusk governor** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:57 pm

tacos make me poop

djrobyn · Post by **djrobyn** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:00 pm

im driving in my old timer, need that old timers to pump it out my car system!!

fireman · Post by **fireman** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:31 pm

Todgers.

jonnyrebel · Post by **jonnyrebel** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:35 pm

last night pedders chased us down the stairs on a bmx wearing a dennis the menace t-shirt.

ket was involved

true story

n9_n9_n9 · Post by **n9_n9_n9** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:41 pm

in before the crew that's gonna be funnier than me

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:23 pm

19 year old girl.

No recollection of what happened.

No witnesses.

Carlsberg dont do rapes, but if they did they'd probably be the best rapes in the world.

jrj2020 · Post by **jrj2020** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:25 pm

I got my dick stuck in a sliding door. True story.

3275 · Post by **3275** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:49 pm

mk2 · Post by **mk2** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:59 pm

George Bush.

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:27 pm

jackieboi wrote:19 year old girl.

No recollection of what happened.

No witnesses.

Carlsberg dont do rapes, but if they did they'd probably be the best rapes in the world.

not funny. not funny at all.

joni_speedbass · Post by **joni_speedbass** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:01 am

Non alchohol lager is like licking yer sisters fanny?

It tastes the same but you know it just isnt right

minusdegree · Post by **minusdegree** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:07 am

Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish?'

lkewis · Post by **lkewis** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:56 am

I had a cat once, dropped a sofa on it, it was a write off so I stood on its head

dopelabs · Post by **dopelabs** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:05 am

kuma · Post by **kuma** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:19 am

I frequently enjoy smearing DZ's facial hair with peanut butter and then rolling it with delighted hedgehogs that have been fed a mixture of irn bru and highly potent lsd. This is videotaped, so when done, we might intercut it with episodes of Baywatch and show it to geriatrics at senior citizens homes.

We call it...hassling the hoff.

dopelabs · Post by **dopelabs** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:33 am

Kuma wrote:We call it...hassling the hoff.

kozee · Post by **kozee** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:10 am

jackieboi wrote:19 year old girl.

No recollection of what happened.

No witnesses.

Carlsberg dont do rapes, but if they did they'd probably be the best rapes in the world.

wtf?

d spot · Post by **d spot** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:33 am

this one time, i had sex with a girl.

glottis5 · Post by **glottis5** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:48 am

What did the dubstep DJ buy at the grocery store?

Coki cola, ice Skream and a Loefah bread!

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