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Post by gwa » Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:48 pm

I posted a thread about having to have sex so much it became a chore and was not in anyway enjoyable what so ever. Now i dont have to have sex 6 times a day and have the pain of raw dick all day. Lets rejoice!!!
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Post by psyolopher » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:00 pm

gwa wrote:I posted a thread about having to have sex so much it became a chore and was not in anyway enjoyable what so ever. Now i dont have to have sex 6 times a day and have the pain of raw dick all day. Lets rejoice!!!
I can't believe you just said that! :( :o

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Post by gwa » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:01 pm

You have no idea.
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:01 pm

Psyolopher wrote:
gwa wrote:I posted a thread about having to have sex so much it became a chore and was not in anyway enjoyable what so ever. Now i dont have to have sex 6 times a day and have the pain of raw dick all day. Lets rejoice!!!
I can't believe you just said that! :( :o
what don't you get?

too much sex = raw dick.

it is not fun.
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Post by bellybelle » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:09 pm

SilentK wrote:
Psyolopher wrote:
gwa wrote:I posted a thread about having to have sex so much it became a chore and was not in anyway enjoyable what so ever. Now i dont have to have sex 6 times a day and have the pain of raw dick all day. Lets rejoice!!!
I can't believe you just said that! :( :o
what don't you get?

too much sex = raw dick.

it is not fun.
even with lube tho? is it the motion or having to maintain the erection so many times a day?
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:11 pm

bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
Psyolopher wrote:
gwa wrote:I posted a thread about having to have sex so much it became a chore and was not in anyway enjoyable what so ever. Now i dont have to have sex 6 times a day and have the pain of raw dick all day. Lets rejoice!!!
I can't believe you just said that! :( :o
what don't you get?

too much sex = raw dick.

it is not fun.
even with lube tho? is it the motion or having to maintain the erection so many times a day?
just the friction really, and having your penis coated in various "juices" for pretty much an entire day is not great for it. can result in redness, bumpiness, general skany-looking-ness. in my experience its only really the bellend that gets sore, the main shaft remains intact
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Post by bellybelle » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:12 pm

SilentK wrote:just the friction really, and having your penis coated in various "juices" for pretty much an entire day is not great for it. can result in redness, bumpiness, general skany-looking-ness. in my experience its only really the bellend that gets sore, the main shaft remains intact
omg i have to ask, because i honestly don't know since that's not my plumbing but....

does it get water-logged? :o
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:13 pm

bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:just the friction really, and having your penis coated in various "juices" for pretty much an entire day is not great for it. can result in redness, bumpiness, general skany-looking-ness. in my experience its only really the bellend that gets sore, the main shaft remains intact
omg i have to ask, because i honestly don't know since that's not my plumbing but....

does it get water-logged? :o
I dont really get what you mean by waterlogged? lol, please elaborate
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Post by bellybelle » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:14 pm

SilentK wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:just the friction really, and having your penis coated in various "juices" for pretty much an entire day is not great for it. can result in redness, bumpiness, general skany-looking-ness. in my experience its only really the bellend that gets sore, the main shaft remains intact
omg i have to ask, because i honestly don't know since that's not my plumbing but....

does it get water-logged? :o
I dont really get what you mean by waterlogged? lol, please elaborate
like when you're in the bath too long and your fingers and hands get pruny
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:16 pm

bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:just the friction really, and having your penis coated in various "juices" for pretty much an entire day is not great for it. can result in redness, bumpiness, general skany-looking-ness. in my experience its only really the bellend that gets sore, the main shaft remains intact
omg i have to ask, because i honestly don't know since that's not my plumbing but....

does it get water-logged? :o
I dont really get what you mean by waterlogged? lol, please elaborate
like when you're in the bath too long and your fingers and hands get pruny
hahaha!!! no. lol

although, i have woken up the day after, having not washed my penis after having sex, and found it to be coated in a very thin layer of dried juices, was not easy to wash off i can tell ye.

clean penis sets you up for the day :D:
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Post by bellybelle » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:17 pm

SilentK wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:just the friction really, and having your penis coated in various "juices" for pretty much an entire day is not great for it. can result in redness, bumpiness, general skany-looking-ness. in my experience its only really the bellend that gets sore, the main shaft remains intact
omg i have to ask, because i honestly don't know since that's not my plumbing but....

does it get water-logged? :o
I dont really get what you mean by waterlogged? lol, please elaborate
like when you're in the bath too long and your fingers and hands get pruny
hahaha!!! no. lol

although, i have woken up the day after, having not washed my penis after having sex, and found it to be coated in a very thin layer of dried juices, was not easy to wash off i can tell ye.

clean penis sets you up for the day :D:
lol you learn something new every day! lookie that!
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Post by gwa » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:18 pm

Bare nob cheese you mean.
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:20 pm

gwa wrote:Bare nob cheese you mean.
was trying to put it nicely but... yeh. lol
seriously though, i rubbed my thumb up it, and i may aswell of grated half a pack of fucking chedder on it :lol:
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Post by bellybelle » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:22 pm

SilentK wrote:
gwa wrote:Bare nob cheese you mean.
was trying to put it nicely but... yeh. lol
seriously though, i rubbed my thumb up it, and i may aswell of grated half a pack of fucking chedder on it :lol:
and now i never want to have sex again. thanks fellows! :D:
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:23 pm

bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
gwa wrote:Bare nob cheese you mean.
was trying to put it nicely but... yeh. lol
seriously though, i rubbed my thumb up it, and i may aswell of grated half a pack of fucking chedder on it :lol:
and now i never want to have sex again. thanks fellows! :D:
just make sure he is clean, like me :D

(please note this is not a sexual advance.)
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Post by gwa » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:25 pm

Cant find a picture on the net. Shame, cheese is the best part about sex, creamy mmm.
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Post by bellybelle » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:25 pm

SilentK wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
gwa wrote:Bare nob cheese you mean.
was trying to put it nicely but... yeh. lol
seriously though, i rubbed my thumb up it, and i may aswell of grated half a pack of fucking chedder on it :lol:
and now i never want to have sex again. thanks fellows! :D:
just make sure he is clean, like me :D

(please note this is not a sexual advance.)

i don't think i'll ever look at a cheese grater quite the same. :x :a:
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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:27 pm

bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
bellybelle wrote:
SilentK wrote:
gwa wrote:Bare nob cheese you mean.
was trying to put it nicely but... yeh. lol
seriously though, i rubbed my thumb up it, and i may aswell of grated half a pack of fucking chedder on it :lol:
and now i never want to have sex again. thanks fellows! :D:
just make sure he is clean, like me :D

(please note this is not a sexual advance.)

i don't think i'll ever look at a cheese grater quite the same. :x :a:
Ouch :o
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Post by shane » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:29 pm

i'd just like to note that this is the second dick/cheese grater reference i've seen online in two days.

different forums also.

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Post by silentk » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:30 pm

shane wrote:i'd just like to note that this is the second dick/cheese grater reference i've seen online in two days.

different forums also.
must be an epidemic. or is it pandemic? i've never learned the difference.
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