sex

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:32 pm

Must be a coincidence.

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:32 pm

SilentK wrote:
Psyolopher wrote:
gwa wrote:I posted a thread about having to have sex so much it became a chore and was not in anyway enjoyable what so ever. Now i dont have to have sex 6 times a day and have the pain of raw dick all day. Lets rejoice!!!
I can't believe you just said that!
what don't you get?

too much sex = raw dick.

it is not fun.

There were obviously some communication problems in that relationship!
IF you DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!
Say no!!!!

Hope thats not THE reason that she was left alone!

btw, i actually like it when my dick turns blue!

shane · Post by **shane** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:33 pm

jeez i hope not.

Endemic: a disease that exists permanently in a particular region or population. Malaria is a constant worry in parts of Africa.

Epidemic: An outbreak of disease that attacks many peoples at about the same time and may spread through one or several communities.

Pandemic: When an epidemic spreads throughout the world.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:33 pm

No i left her because i had the opportunity to go to america for 2 months to stay with my sister and get tattoo'd constantly. Good enough reason to leave her IMO.

shane · Post by **shane** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:34 pm

you made the right choice.

tattoos only hurt you once and they're around forever.

girls are the exact opposite.

(that sounds more emo than i intended)

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:35 pm

gwa wrote:No i left her because i had the opportunity to go to america for 2 months to stay with my sister and get tattoo'd constantly. Good enough reason to leave her IMO.

Thats better to hear!
hehehe!
Btw, my problem is opposite on the sex thing!
I demand so much sex in a relationship that the other side cant keep up!
haha, so thats why i reacted so much!.....
i've once been in that situation, but i did enjoy it when i think back!

psyolopher · Post by **psyolopher** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:35 pm

shane wrote:you made the right choice.

tattoos only hurt you once and they're around forever.

girls are the exact opposite.

(that sounds more emo than i intended)

Shane, even though its emo!
its true

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:36 pm

shane wrote:jeez i hope not.

Endemic: a disease that exists permanently in a particular region or population. Malaria is a constant worry in parts of Africa.

Epidemic: An outbreak of disease that attacks many peoples at about the same time and may spread through one or several communities.

Pandemic: When an epidemic spreads throughout the world.

ill stick to epidemic then

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:40 pm

I love getting tattoo. Also my tattooist is also a good mate of mine. Got bare stoned with him last night watching harold and kumar whilst eating jungle curry. My arse hurt this morning.

shane · Post by **shane** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:41 pm

gwa wrote:Got bare stoned with him last night watching harold and kumar

there really is no other way to watch either of those movies.

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:42 pm

It was so fucking funny. When their mate in miami whos throwing the bottomless party gets out of the hot tub and hes got the most obscene pubes in the world.

shane · Post by **shane** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:43 pm

hahaha that shit is hilarious.

and then the one eyed inbred kid.

hahah

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:50 pm

i got the second one but i wasnt sure if it would be funny, but you have just convinced me to whatch it

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:50 pm

Its funny because each situation could technically happen but has such low possibility!

shane · Post by **shane** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:52 pm

the first was a classic. first time i saw it i was on mushrooms though, and they hit me HARD right when they started riding the cheetah. thats a hard moment to fuck with as far as movies go.

however, part two, even watching it 100% sober the first time, is pretty fuckin funny.

i'd suggest getting baked first though, as its the nature of the movie.

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:01 pm

how did the sex thread veer into a stoner movie thread haha

here's one to fire it back up, whats the standard procedure when the jimmy breaks? pray? morning after pill? coat hanger?

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:01 pm

Coat hanger B2B Fisting.

shane · Post by **shane** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:02 pm

falcon punch

felixgash · Post by **felixgash** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:02 pm

Tbh, the next girl I fuck is gonna get some serious dicking. It's not even a joke.

jeer · Post by **jeer** » Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:03 pm

IMO give it 3 months, don a pair of doccers and give her the boot.
Literally.

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