the 9 manliest names in the world.

betamaxnomates · Post by **betamaxnomates** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:06 pm

Lance Armstrong? Hardly.

To quote Homer Simpson:
'They (they being THE GAYS) ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had!'

My nomination:

Butch Manley. Nothing gay about that.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:24 pm

Sausage Sandwich

claw · Post by **claw** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:29 pm

hahaha

"Where do you go when your name is already Staff Sgt. Max fucking Fightmaster?
Oh, wait, there you go. Just make "Fucking" an official part of the name. We think it's almost impossible to say the name without it anyway."

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:33 pm

I know of someone called Johnny Valentine. Although thats more smooth than manly...

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:57 pm

That list is classic. But it's actually outrageous that actor Rip Torn isn't on it. He's even got a mugshot.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:08 pm

"While filming Maidstone, Torn, apparently unhappy with the film, struck director and star of the film Norman Mailer three times in the head with a hammer.[8] With the camera rolling, Mailer bit Torn's ear and they wrestled to the ground. The fight continued until it was broken up by cast and crew members as Mailer's children screamed in the background. The fight is featured in the film.[9] Although the scene may have been planned by Torn, the blood shed by both actors is real and Torn was reportedly truly outraged by Mailer's direction."

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:27 pm

Ron Jeremy

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:43 pm

Im sure there is a snowboarder called

"Max Powers"

maybe darksteppa can confirm but that by far is the sickest name.

waefah · Post by **waefah** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:24 pm

Phil McKracken!! (not mine obviously!!!!!!!!!!!) But it's a betta name than Justin... get it? - Just ...in!! ....Oh fuck off

wurge · Post by **wurge** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:10 pm

Will Burge. Does not get more manly than that.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:43 pm

Cocksone Dodd's always sounded brashly male
but Dick Turnip is more evocative of masculine qualities.

bansq · Post by **bansq** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:30 pm

BURR REDDING

gwa · Post by **gwa** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:44 pm

James Bond is up there.

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