The best thing since sliced bread...

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:09 pm

...pornographic toilet paper surely (patent pending)...I could get very rich off of this...

Any other budding 'inventors' out there with similar harebrained ideas???

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:11 pm

more reason's to wank @ work, im game

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:22 pm

John McCain paper should prove popular.

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:33 pm

I've got one of those ideas as well... you know those pens with woman on them, and when you flip it upside down their clothes come off.

How about beer bottles like this, so as the amount of beer decreases the womans clothes on the bottle begin to disapear.

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:35 pm

Sqwol wrote:I've got one of those ideas as well... you know those pens with woman on them, and when you flip it upside down their clothes come off.

How about beer bottles like this, so as the amount of beer decreases the womans clothes on the bottle begin to disapear.

£3.50 is already a stupid amount for a bottled beer. I am not paying any more sorry.

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:04 pm

cheap people are not my target market

unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:30 pm

i think you'll find they are

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:51 pm

There should be toilet paper with poo marks already printed on it, so people keep wiping their arses for hours thinking they've still got a poopy bumhole.

Dragons Den, here I come.

unlikely · Post by **unlikely** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:53 pm

DanRev wrote:There should be toilet paper with poo marks already printed on it, so people keep wiping their arses for hours thinking they've still got a poopy bumhole.

Dragons Den, here I come.

actual lol

sqwol · Post by **sqwol** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:56 pm

That's some funny shit. yes, pun intended.

sinc_vision · Post by **sinc_vision** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:34 pm

I'm sorry, but the last thing i want to do when i'm having a crap is get turned on (although some people do already associate the two things together already). It's bad enough your ass has to touch the toilet seat let alone any other part of your body poking the inside of the bowl!!!!

djshiva · Post by **djshiva** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:16 pm

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:40 pm

Ashley wrote:Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

AVG is owned by the green goblin!

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:44 pm

DanRev wrote:
Ashley wrote:Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

AVG is owned by the green goblin!

Green Goblin died in Spiderman 1.

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:47 pm

Ashley wrote:
DanRev wrote:
Ashley wrote:Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

AVG is owned by the green goblin!
Green Goblin died in Spiderman 1.

ha pwnd

three2do1 · Post by **three2do1** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:32 pm

Ashley wrote:John McCain paper should prove popular.

this is actually a sick idea. You could customise. I'd like to make bog roll with faces of a few people from my work on them.

Would make toilet time so much more fun!

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:56 pm

The bathrooms at Silk City in Philidelphia have porn wallpaper..

The best thing since sliced bread...

The best thing since sliced bread...

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