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Post by djelements » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:13 am

gaston_UK wrote:fuck this jacket looks dope

" Go-Go Gadget muggings ! "

would be quite jokes if someone tried to stab you with the knife, but slipped and let go of the knife - it'd fly straight back in to the muggers chest! probably more dangerous for the person wearing it then anything!

whatever next eh?! aaahhh
Not really made for stabbing.
Nobody seems to get that.
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Post by ashley2 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:19 am

gaston_UK wrote:fuck this jacket looks dope

" Go-Go Gadget muggings ! "

would be quite jokes if someone tried to stab you with the knife, but slipped and let go of the knife - it'd fly straight back in to the muggers chest! probably more dangerous for the person wearing it then anything!

whatever next eh?! aaahhh
Yeah I think TK Maxx stocked the item knowing kids would love it.

Wonder if they stocked different colours for different gangs..

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Post by MARCHMELLOW » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:23 pm

DJelements wrote:
gaston_UK wrote:fuck this jacket looks dope

" Go-Go Gadget muggings ! "

would be quite jokes if someone tried to stab you with the knife, but slipped and let go of the knife - it'd fly straight back in to the muggers chest! probably more dangerous for the person wearing it then anything!

whatever next eh?! aaahhh
Not really made for stabbing.
Nobody seems to get that.
yeaaahh, not much is actually made for stabbing tho is it. Cars are also not made for killing people but they do, oh and ciggarettes aren't actually made for killing people but they do....come to think of it, not much is made for actually hurting people, but it does.

catch my drift?? it aint rocket science. :roll:
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Post by faust.dtc » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:37 pm

gaston_UK wrote:not much is made for actually hurting people, but it does. it aint rocket science. :roll:
Rocket science isnt made for killing people...but it does...

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Post by MARCHMELLOW » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:48 pm

FAUST.DTC wrote:
gaston_UK wrote:not much is made for actually hurting people, but it does. it aint rocket science. :roll:
Rocket science isnt made for killing people...but it does...

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Man im fuckin bored...
aaaahhhh haha i see what ya did there!

god i'm bored too!! trying to write a dissertation proposal. LONG.
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Post by nerow » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:29 pm

Ashley2 wrote:
gaston_UK wrote:fuck this jacket looks dope

" Go-Go Gadget muggings ! "

would be quite jokes if someone tried to stab you with the knife, but slipped and let go of the knife - it'd fly straight back in to the muggers chest! probably more dangerous for the person wearing it then anything!

whatever next eh?! aaahhh
Yeah I think TK Maxx stocked the item knowing kids would love it.

Wonder if they stocked different colours for different gangs..
:lol:

and obviously the jacket wasn't designed with stabbing people in mind, but considerin all the little yutes that would love nothin else than a handy knife in their huge coat to keep em warm durin winter...someone should've thought bout it.

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Post by unlikely » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:48 pm

i swear there used to be this thing called "the boy scouts", where they used to give little people called "kids" things called "knives", and then something happened called "fuck all"

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Post by bagelator » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:03 pm

unlikely wrote:i swear there used to be this thing called "the boy scouts", where they used to give little people called "kids" things called "knives", and then something happened called "fuck all"
spot on. responsibility encouraged through buggery. hurrah for the scouts (only joking :D )

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Post by teir » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:17 pm

there was also this fucker of a thing called "health + saftey" which killed all of that giving "kids" "knives", which in turn made them all the more attractive to play with.
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Post by Ashley4 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:37 pm

unlikely wrote:i swear there used to be this thing called "the boy scouts", where they used to give little people called "kids" things called "knives", and then something happened called "fuck all"
lmfao :lol:

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Post by faust.dtc » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:41 pm

Ironically I think all swiss army knives were taken away from scouts at around about the same time that somebody realised that all scout leaders are peadophiles...

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Post by unlikely » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:43 pm

surely they were the last line of defence?

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Post by HamCrescendo » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:30 pm

Teir wrote: what monkey can't have, monkey wants.

Wacist! :x

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