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Post by kins83 » Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:51 pm

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
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Post by elbe » Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:52 pm

How many realists does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


realists don't joke, fuck off.
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Post by did » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:12 pm

Why are all tampons grumpy?

Cus they're stuck up stnuc

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
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Post by unlikely » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:30 pm

How many freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

2, one to change the bulb, the other one to hold the penis, i mean ladder
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Post by BLZDub » Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:58 pm

Hahahah, these are great.

What do you call an animal with a tnuc half way down its back?







A Police horse.
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Post by pdomino » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:00 pm

Apologies in advance ....

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Post by swomp » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:04 pm

kins83 wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
And one with their genitals removed?

Still no fucking idea.
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Post by elbe » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:28 pm

swamp wrote:
kins83 wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea.
And one with their genitals removed?

Still no fucking idea.
and an Albino deer with no eyes, legs or genitals and a speech impediment?

still no fucking I dear, allwight.
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Post by __________ » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:41 pm

have you seen stevie wonder's new car?
no?
neither has he!
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Post by tempromental » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:36 pm

BLZDub wrote:What's blue and fucks old people?







EDIT

... me in my lucky blue coat! :lol:



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Post by sqwol » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:06 pm

why did the man cross the road?

Becuase his dick was stuck in the chicken.
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Post by fc » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:51 pm

a skeleton walks into a bar

and asks for a pint and a mop
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Post by fc » Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:52 pm

a dyslexic walks into a bra
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Post by dubluke » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:06 am

BLZDub wrote:What's blue and fucks old people?
papa smurf
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Post by ahier » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:20 am

why did the feminist cross the road?


to suck my cock
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Post by teir » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:33 am

man walks into a bar...... :x
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Post by jiba » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:59 am

Why did the penguin throw the carrot into the pool?

Cause your a bitch
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Post by jiba » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:00 am

Why do women have 2 more brain cells than cows?

So they don't shit all over the floor whilst doing the dishes
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Post by jiba » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:16 am

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna ride bikes?
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Post by jiba » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:48 am

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their face
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